THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was watching TMZ last night and I thought I smelled a scent, this must explain it all.
Some people in the trenches at TMZ (cubicle warriors) told me on the down low that Maxy Mouse doesn’t take showers. Now I really believe it… his body odor must be neutralizing the scent of noodles.- nik
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Nik, you used to post submission after submission, and comment about how much you loved his angelic feminine hair, now you are telling us he doesn’t shower? You can’t have it both ways Nik.
Looks like he also likes Pabst Blue Ribbon. What a douchetard.
He’s drinking a Pabst! LOL! Nik is bitter MM says ‘no’ to chicks Nik would ruin good socks over.
Classic Jane’s Shirt!
kung pao chicken
Jealous much?
Looks like she just wanted a picture with him and that they don’t really know each other. Kind of boring post, who sent this? It’s lame.
Nik is obligated to post him so that TMZ kind of mentions him once every six months. lol
Nik’s a racist! Ah great. Get it?
Who is cooking my fried lice ?
I work in the media for another new source, and my TMZ friends all say that Max is an arrogant prick who actually looks BETTER on TV than he does in real life. And, they say he doesn’t seem to do laundry, either.
hahahahah pbr doesnt go with noodles!!!
take off that shirt you star f_cking poser. jane says is probably the only song he knows
That noodle head has some huge chompers, kind of like an chink chipmunk.
Bwahahahaha! He is drinking Blue Ribbon!
He’s nearly illiterate. A moron. Why would someone wany his Greg in them????