Miami’s Male Bottle Rat

January 31, 2010 Goose, Miami, The Dirty 78 6,794 Views

Miami's Bottle Rat

Miami's Bottle Rat

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I would like to introduce you to Phillip S. He is from LA and lives with his mommy because he is only 30 and can’t afford his own place. He travels to Miami and Las Vegas every weekend to follow dj’s around. He is only capable of doing this cause he mooches off all his black card guy friends…He is the true meaning of a bottle rat! He walks around clubs with grey goose and patron in his hand to pour down young girls mouths in hopes of getting laid! He actually pulls a lot of quality tail and is currently dating gooses best friend Jessica C…How is it so someone who is a broke loser living at home can pull such a hot smoking chick as her? He actually thinks he is a reputable person in his community but what he doesn’t know is that everyone is secretly wishing he would just disappear.

Sounds like he is fooling the economy.  Once a 30K Millionaire, always a 30K Millionaire.- nik