THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik- check out this dude I met recently at Halo. He immediately added me to his FB page and I couldn’t get past how much he looks like Montgomery Burns from the Simpsons. He claims he is a big deal and is known as “The Situation of the ATL”. He’s always claiming he runs Atlanta but I decided he’s sitting home alone posting updates by himself. Check out this update from when he was sick- I demand that someone brings me soup, a movie and cookie.cause in my weakend state I could take a nasty spill. Don’t you know I’m a big deal? For real Richard??? Nik- he needs to be a Dirty Celeb. Let’s call him Monty- what do you think?
He looks the part but anyone who wears a myspace shirt is automatically banned…I decided.- nik
Dick Dasterdly says:
Excellent!
to Dick Dasterdlytheskrilla says:
f myspace.
to theskrillaMonty says:
Hey, dont be hatin on someone that has more than you. Success, family, money, God, education, true friends, humor. I never pretend to be something I am not. It’s called be funny. So why doesn’t your coward ass say it to my face and stop hiding behind a PC. I unfortunatly have a career that prohibits me from being a loser like you. First and foremost I am gentleman. Enjoy!
to MontyBart Simpson says:
Yeah, like you have more than Nik-sure…he runs a very successful website making fun of douche’s and hobags.
Have you taken a look at the Atlanta site…I’m sure you will find some of the many surgically altered Brazillian’s hoe’s your friends like to marry for $5-15K…is that how you are successful? Are you the American/Brazillian match maker for the Atl? Or are you an immigration attorney so you make sure they can stay here?
Inquiring minds want to know! Yes, we all in the bar/club industry are on to how you and your crew roll.
to Bart SimpsonJustine says:
1- wow. it’s true. you can’t buy good grammar as easy as you can get a mc chicken off the dollar menu anymore. don’t even try it.
2- didn’t know bartending changed to “a douche referring to himself as being in the bar/club industry”. i guess it just makes your profession sound a little nicer huh?
but yes, we all in the higher education crowd industry are onto how you and your crew roll.
to JustineClubGuy says:
Who is this guy?! Ive never seen or heard of him … He must of put this up himself
to ClubGuyClubGuyisGAy says:
RIchard is the man, a true playa!!
to ClubGuyisGAyCrazydude37 says:
My girlfriend is from Colombia and she pays for Greencard.Can you help her out? LOL What? Atlanta site? Where?
to Crazydude37Justine says:
Rich is a fun, beautiful, nice, gentleman.
to JustineAh the brazilian hoes cliche. Yep. Some american losers (pleonasm) do need some cheap ass 5-15k wives cause otherwise they’d be just like some of you, in front of the pc jerking off!
Mike says:
HOT Brazilians! Brazilian woman are HOT!
to MikeJustine says:
And Rich. That myspace t-shirt IS lame. YES, I SAID IT!
to JustineNow let’s say there were ATL Dirty shirts. And some loser actually wore it. What would that be?! HA!
Lisa Simpson says:
I like his shirt. I don’t know Monty but he looks fun. Nik, make him a celeb. The ATL needs some new faces!
to Lisa SimpsonNew DA Soldier says:
I want to see more of him. I think he posted this himself. Soldiers????
to New DA SoldierHotW+2's says:
I’m looking for him at Halo!
to HotW+2'sMonty says:
Brazilian matchmaker? Really? Didn’t know that’s what I did as a living. Funny cause I only know one person that did that. The best part is you were prob at HALO last night and didn’t have the nuts to say anything to me. All good… Im on to you as well. And NO I didnt post none of this myself…
to Montycameltoespittin says:
shhh….his nose might be crooked but his uncut dick isnt.
to cameltoespittinBrazilianHottie says:
I think he’s hot! I wouldn’t mind being matched up with him!
If you ARE a matchmaker match me with you!
PS: I love Halo too!
to BrazilianHottieAu says:
I heard Halo is closing down….
to Au8ball says:
People who know Monty, love Monty, obviously someones ex-girlfriend is a fan of the SImpsons.
to 8ballPoon Hammer says:
i know for a fact that Monty has and will suck a d*ck when he’s been drinking
to Poon HammerMonty says:
has not suked unlike your mom… nor will i like your mom does. the dam tng slut she is…. wheneber wherever…. cock sucker!!!
to MontyYO says:
That guy Richard looks like the biggest tool in the box. Him and his brother Robert are the biggest losers in the ATL. Keep looking in the mirror fag.
to YOChico RS*PATL says:
This guy is a dork, I’ve seen him once in line at Opera. He had to wait to get in like an average joe! He is definitely a nobody! Probably some douche that figured out how to stalk people on Facebook and decided to live with his mommy and daddy so that he could buy himself an overpriced bottle of Goose! hahahaha LAME
to Chico RS*PATL