THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, he’s out of jail roaming the streets of Scottsdale. Word is he liked the pink underwear Arpaio gave him so much he wears it full time and never washes it or takes it off. Have you heard anything about this?
All I heard was that he burned all his Ed Farty and Christy Audigay gear and is going for more of a GQ Nordstrom Rack look.- nik
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Guy in the grey shirt is cute
how can you look at that face and think that’s cute? he’s a typical scottsdale douchebag who will give you STDs.
c’mon loser boy quit asking nik to take down your posts!
I’m back w more $$$$ than ever. And you guys can’t stop the hating, the jealosy. I never went to jail. Just got my Aston and the new business is taking off. Bye to you all.
i am the really P and give blow jobs for doll hairs
The ass you got was tore up you broke joke. You make the 30k Millis in Scottsdale look rich you tool bag
DUDE GOOD LUCK WITH THE BUSINESS.. GLAD TO SEE SOME ONE YOUNG TAKING OFF..
Will the real P please stand up?
enis
eat sh!t Will!
P-Nazi is fat and ugly. and based on this photo (among other intel) is obviously homosexual
The guy directly to the Left Of Pnazi is by far the most flaming gay looking man I have ever seen. He just beat out Richard Simmons and Lance Bass
so true, so gay, can i have his number??!!!
The guy directly next to pnazi is his new boy toy whom he acquired during his stint in tent city. The bunked together, and immediately shared a bond with they both ironically had the same skid mark in their standard issued pink underwear. They stayed up all night sharing romantic stories, spooning each other eventually pushing each others poop uphill. When guards caught them fornicating, they took pnazi outside, stuck him in the port a pottys, and tipped it over. They let him marinate in stool, feces, and urine for a few hours, and everyone in they yeard was laughing because pnazi was screaming bloody murder through those little dimples/peep holes at the top of the port a potty. To addd insult to injury, one of the guards dropped a diahreah deuce in the peep holes and told him ” keep it up and I will shove my tazer in your cornhole then light you up”. Silence ensued.
Dude, get help
that has to be true
God, thats f-ing digusting and funny.
he hangs with lots of guys…and he wears that coat…is he officially a “semen”?
I could start my own auto mechanic shop with all the tools in this picture. Looks like the Lenox Mall Banana Republic clientele.
tools
Pnazi will be previewing his new clothing line, Bromance Clothing, Friday night at the Salty Senorita. Margaritas are on the house, and P will be sitting in the audience observing his male models strut the catwalk. Like Zoolander, he will be making a speech upon his acceptance of Male Model of the Year and will also be debuting the latest fashion craze to hit the streets, Designer Bromance Jockstraps. These limited edition straps come in many different colors and have sizable banana hammocks which are custom fitted to todays “active man.” As a showcase, P will be doing a runway walk with a sparkling/sequence Bromance Strap that also has a 3D dong rise from the ashes to “wow” the crowd.
I know for a fact 2 of those guys are gay.
Don’t bring the nordstrom rack into this
P obviously on an “off” cycle and Carbing up a lot.
Pnazi came into my new gym over the winter holidays, and since then business has been a boomin. Although we insisted he didnt, P decided it was best workout in a neon pink thong, which he claimed “gives his glutes the best mirror reflection definition.” We let this slide, being as we are trying to get new members and he threatened to join a few times “if” our staff would shave his arms, legs, back, balls and chest before each workout. So, we obliged. Next he pulled his thong to the side and pulled out a shoe string. He proceeded to tie the shoe string to his mushroom cap and then attached a 10lb dumbell. He then exclaimed “most people ignore this body part, but I make sure to get a FULL body workout.” As we all stared in amazement, he said “watch this”. He released the 10lb dumbell and strapped on (2) 45 LB bench plates and was doing penis curls. To this day, I am still in intense psych therapy, but I will say, P can do things no other human being can. We waived his initiation fee, and now have our personal trainers certified in “Penis Power Lifting.”
Thanks to all,
You are one sick twisted son of a bitch
Is the guy on the right Chaz Bon*?
I saw P on New Year’s night at around 11:50. It was so funny. He kept yelling, “who wants to start of the decade with a kiss from this.” He was actually serious. At midnight when the ball dropped (unlike his two balls) he was standing there with his arms in the air, but no girl was coming up to him. He then grabbed the guy to the left of him and said, “will you be my New Year’s kiss?” Before he could finish the word “kiss” they were making out on the dance floor and grinding on each other. I’m sure P’s Pcoat was on the floor at this goes place and someone’s keister was sore the next morning.
Apparently P-Nazi is also known as Extreme Steve…at least he was when I knew him…I’ve been trying to figure out if it is the same dude, and it definitley is. EXTREME!
GQ Nordstrom Rack look. LOL. Nik, you say some funny sh*t.
Does Pnazi go to or frequent strip clubs? I’m a waitress at one here in tucson and I’m damn sure I saw him…he was alone. This was last weekish…
Pnazi is a living legend people. He isnt famous for no reason, he is famous because he has a magnetic personality that draws you in like crystal meth to a lonely crackhead. He can get any, i mean ANY girl in Scottsdale he wants, they are all pining for his sack. One time I was chillen at his pad and I crashed onhis couch after a drunken night of partying. I woke up about 3 AM to drain my lizard and, what do you know, pnazi was having a massive orgy with 5 chicks and six dudes. The whole house smelled like badoosy, which is a combination of booty and pu$$*. Pnazi smiled when I walked in and exclaimed “there are enough holes for everyone, get in here ole chap.”
Pnazi is god, chiseled like michelangelo, and his turds evaporate in thin air. And, finally, he has never had one zit in his entire life. not even one folks.
Nerd alert. P is a dork but you are even worse. Your posts are childish and unfunny. If you are over 15, consider drinking some bleach or playing on the light rail tracks.
truth is, I am gay myself, and actually very offended by your comments. Please stop, I am going to have my anus torched tonite by my boyfriend and dont want any negative thoughts. thanks,
Pnazi is like Tim Tebow in many ways. Both of them are Jesus in reincarnation.
Thank you pnazi for giving Scottsdale the gift of Jesus. You are the Father, the Son, and The Holy Spirit.
I have tears rolling down my face from these hilarious comments..THANKS!
My cornhole was really sore from the 12 inch black mambo dildo I jammed in it last night. Sorry about what I wrote Scottsdale Waterfront…
LAdies aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand gentleman. Pnazi will be handing out free burritos at La Salsa on Scottsdale Rd On Sunday promoting his new line of anal cleaner, Pnazi Starfish Power. The cleanser comes with all you need to get in the grooves before a night sesh of rear activity. Live demonstrations will be performed and P will be handing out Anal Keyrings to the first 500 visitors.
Thanks guys, see you at noon for the festivities.
Hey guys just wanted to let you know P will be performing at the PT Barnum Circus coming to Scottsdale in March. He will be part of the side freak show, where he will attempt to ingest his friend Spencer and then 30 minutes pass him through his intestines until Spencer’s emerges from P’s rectal cavity. Just so you know the rumors on the internet are true and this time Spencer will be asked not to spike his hair with massive amounts of pomade.The last time P did his act in Minnessotta Spencer’s spiked hair tore up P’s O Ring like he lined it with sardines and dipped his ass in a piranha tank. And if you are worried about P exloding from ingesting another human… don’t. You see when P was obese his body was stretched about 10x the size of a normal man. He can now expand his body like a python when he eats so that he can total nutrition and protein from swallowing an entire cow or goat (great source of iron and protein..P’s secret). Spencer would be just a tiny appetizer or tappas for P’s incredible human body.
When do tickets go on-sale?
BAH-hhh!!!
I am shocked that nobody mentioned the “noodle” on the far left of the picture with the 7 inch spike hairdo. I would never look at these guys at a bar and say “oh they are so cute” I would say “oh my, they are gayer than a 3 dollar bill”
and he does look EXACTLY like Chaz B*no.
Who the eff wears a P-coat in AZ? It’s like 70.
Pnazi is a greek god. He can make my dildo levitate in the air. He can also make his penis turn into a little peanut. Then when he gets excited, it comes out of its shell and turns into a 2.6 inch monsteR!
Ok, I got wasted the other night and hooked up with this dude. Steve, you know who I am and I don’t care. Please shave your bush down there as it took me 5 minutes to find your tiny snake through the massive amounts and bushels of black and red (yes red) pubes. And go so a doctor and get your anteater circumcised. The smegma (look it up) around the top of your miniature weiner smelled like limburger cheese and burnt hair.
I think the dirty should have a membership sign up to expose the trolls when they post comments about others.
That would defeat the purpose of a site like this. Sperm Breath
The Asian guy on the left eats bags of dicks
p nazi is awsome lol hes a funny guy and a nice guy to talk to
lol those are my europian boys right there…if you knew them youd have a lot of fun with them theyre awesome.