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I honestly believe that Gretchen Rossi and Slade Smelly’s relationship has no substance whatsoever. It is like they try to make people throw up.
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^^^^ my name says it all
a horse is a horse of course of course!
Only a tool like you would watch that show.
Gretchen’s face looks like she takes GH. & Don’t even get me started on the closet-homo that is Slade..these two deserve eachother.
you nailed it on the head!!! about the gh and i was thinking the same about slade he talks like a gay guy i wonder why she cant see that!
Who cares !!! Vicki is still a FAT WH@RE !!!
Oh my GOD!
AGREED.. VICKI is a stupid blonde bimbo who only cares about herself… she treats Don like a piece of garbage and she needs to pay a little more attention to the gym and dieting and less on her money!
No gym is going to help her pig looking face. She has a pigs nose.
ahha, i hate vicki she looks like a horse and only bugs the sh*t out of me i cringe whenever shes on the screen
what a whor*
Her face is so beat and Slade is a tool. Are they getting married? They are both posers.
these [ep[le need tp GO AWAY!!
You need to stop drinking!
She is such a Shim. I always suspected that Slade like the Greg, this only confirms it. I wonder who was first to be on the receiving end during the Honeymoon?
I actually take back a portion of my above comment. He probably lost his Greg after her horse mouth chomped it out so she probably gives it to him while he lays missionary and she snorts like a Clydesdale.
She’s definitely “Dirty”
So dirty that I’d rawdog the b!tch and bust in her.
Tamra wishes she could look HALF as good as Gretchen. Ugly hater she is with her FAKE CRY!! HAHAHAHA!! OMG. Congrats Gretch. Love ya!!
gretchens face looks like a wooley mammoth. i have not seen a bone structure that awful since the caveman walked the earth. youre wrong
You said it like you might have been around when they walked the earth. Gretchen is a doll.
Actually, Tamra is the only decent looking woman on that show.
true dat
Why on earth would Tamra be jealous of Gretchen? LMAO Please…….Tamra is beautiful. Gretchen look like preying mantis with sling shot jaw and cystic acne galore. Gretchen has skanky wh*re pictures all over the internet of her doing every homosexual, lewd and skanky whore act known. Tamra laugh in Gretchen the sk*nks pimple, horse face.
How can they afford a wedding? What with Jeff’s $$?
they are trying so hard to be like spencer and heidi soooo disgusting.
I feel like Slade is taking advantage of Gretchen’s desperate desire to be ‘loved’, in order to get himself back into the spotlight. I mean, I can’t stand Gretchen, but I know she can do better than million-year-old washed-up deadbeat-dad SLADE, come on!!! He’s just manipulating her dumb @ss so he can get on TV.
the 2 of them is evrything that is wrong in OC….tamras way hotter and single now!
ahhh love…together forever, they’re going to fill a beautfiul home with children and animals and love……hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
He didn’t even shave for the wedding…
Looks like a David’s Bridal dress to me….
Who cares I see nothing wrong with their relationship but she could do better! shes gorgeous
Mission accomplished, I just barfed on my couch.
Yawn!
Slade must be desperate!
I think the caption should really be:
The Elder Version of Heidi and Spencer.
100% correct
I love gretchen. She’s gorgeous. And tamera is just jealous and will never admit it. Thats why she is always running her mouth.
gretchen is the best!
gretchens a f*king slut!honey you should look at old posts of her!!i think tamra is prettier, but either way i would rather be a good mother and older than be a young horse face slut!..
Gotta love the way he is gazing adoringly at her while she is looking at the camera. That’s a power play move. She’s trying to say she wears the pants in the new family. She should be looking back at him with equal admiration.
What a C*nt.
slade is a loser and i want to put my greg in tamra
If you actually live in OC then you know Jay and Gretchen were an actual couple and she needs to just admit it already! Its a known fact and old news!
P.S her face scares me
Surprisingly Gretchen is the only one on the show I can stand to watch. I wish all the others would fall off a cliff and disappear. They all just talk shit, atleast Gretchen isn’t so insecure like all the other annoying whiney bitches on that washed up show. And does anyone else just want to punch Tamras son in the face everytime they see him????
Also….why is Lynn on the show???
They should not be spending money on weddings (or pics of them looking like they’re getting married) until he pays his past child support. I don”t give a crap if he likes shims/horses, what makes him a loser is his status as a deadbeat dad.
And…I’m pretty sure he’s FORGY.
gold digger. the both of them. It won’t last more than a year. they’ll get bored with each other. She realize he’s not old enough and he’ll find someone younger.
regardless of what you think of them you have to admit its a beautiful picture
Probably an excuse for them to keep doing reality TV.
Slade is disgusting.. he only wants to be on TV and found the next vulnerable housewive to date to make sure he got on the show.
Gretchen is feminine and hot. I hear she likes it back there, too
gretchen is a horse faced shim…she latched on to that cancer ridden old codger and sucked 2 million out of him..if i were Jeff’s kids i would have taken her ugly ass out
This is an old photo of Gretchen from her first marriage. Don’t know what you did with putting Spade’s photo in there…
If a tree fell in the woods and their relationship are similar if no one was around to witness it……
If they make you want to throw up why do you keep posting about them. Just saying.
i noticed on the show she still wears the engagement ring from jeff when she is with this slade guy. that is weird to me. is it to cover up the tattoo of that other dude’s name on her finger?
Trash
What is this garbage?
It is time for all of these Housewife shows to end.
i totally agree
Tamara is a billion times hotter than Grethen…Paleease! Gretchen is NOT pretty at all…she wears a ton of makeup and has ugly features. Tamara is naturally beautiful and features of a woman not horse face!!! She is way older with kids and her body is even better than the horses! Gretchen get over yourself and Slade is a douche!
Hey, any chick who likes a bullet in the front and sausage in the back at the same time can’t be all bad.
THESE TWO UGH! So FAKE both of them..all they want is some publicity go away!! slade u are a TOTAL creeper!! barf
These two will do anything to get media coverage because they are attention whores
SHE IS JUST A ATTENTION WHORE. LOOKS LIKE SHE DIDNT GET ENOUGH SO SO HAD TO MARRY A OLD MAN ON HIS DETH BED TO GET NICE THINGS TO FLAUNT THEM OFF! SHE MAKES ME SICK ! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS DANGLE A BAD OF C*KE AND SOME MONEY AND SHE WILL BE ALL OVER IT AND YOU!AND SHE “THINKS”THIS SLADE GUY IS OFF THE HOOK BUT HE SEAMS A LITTLE GAY LIKE NASTY PERV OLD GUY CREEPER AT THE CLUB NERD! NO ONE WANT’S TO BE YOU GRETCHEN AND NO ONE WANTS YOUR TRASHY MAN OR YOU ACNE FACE!
Slade will be banging Tamara in no time. Than he will work his way to the ugly pig looking housewife.
Gretchen is BEAUTIFUL…….and very sweet in person. Your all haters who need to talk trash cause your miserble with yourselves…Keep making her FAMOUS!!! HAHA
You’re an idiot, lol.
We all know this is you trying to make yourself feel better for being a huge slut. go grab your pink dildo, plug it in and make an afternoon out of it!
Gretchen is not very attractive.. she has awful bone structure. She is the girl from Sienfeld that looks different depending on the lighting.. She only looks good with very bright lights pointing at her face so you can not tell her real definition and bone structure.. that is why she has to wear so much make up… to bring her eyes out so you notice those before her horse face..
She is also very fake, she is on a reality show and showing viewers what she wants them to see. She is an awful person on the inside…
Tamra is a jealous, self absorbed bitch, but she is A LOT more attractive then Gretchen.
Gretchen must be a lost soul in search for nothing but attention, and power because she knows deep down she sucks!
No matter what she looks like from whatever angle – she is a whore who sux old wrinkly cancer infected gregs and swallows. She is a few IQ points away from being classified as sofa king retarded. PS- the horse called and wants his face back.
YOU ARE A SICK PERSON. JEFF WASN’T THAT OLD. I KNOW YOU HAVE TO MEET THE HORSE AND GIVE THE FACE BACK SO I WON’T KEEP YOU. RUN ON AND RETUN THE HORSE’S FACE RANDAL.
DIDN’T YOUR MOM EVER TELL YOU NOT TO TALK ABOUT THE DECEASED?
Gretchen is beautiful…..Slade on the other hand is not good enough for her…..Gretchen can do better.
I’ll agree Tamra is truly jealous, her husband is a controlling twit.
Alexis is pathetic, her husband controls her. This household is unbelievable.
Love Gretchen
Just to be clear…..her and Jeff Beitzel were together almost a YEAR already…….THEN he was diagnosed with cancer, which eventually killed him. It could, and does, happen to couples….no matter what the age diff!
yeah but she was sleeping with the geezer and a few other real estate coworkers while still in her first marriage. what a whore!
I think people need to find something else to talk about and stop wishing and hoping they were her.
Just saw them at nordstrom the other day and they totally try too hard to be happy. it doesnt look natural
to each their own
I think that all the housewives have major problems. I mean, seriously they are just crazy. Not one single woman on that show knows what it means to be a real friend. Vickie has practically casterated Donn and she doesn’t even care, Tamara finally got smart and ditched her looser, BUT I am a little disappointed in how she let him speak to her son. I mean he is somewhat of a looser and needs to get off his ass and grow up. But she never stood up for him. Lynn needs to stop the whining and be a freaking parent!!! Id ground their asses till they were 30!!! Gretchen, Gretchen, Gretchen, I do think she is beautiful, BUT why can’t she just stand alone? Why is it necessary to be with a man? I don’t think she is as dumb as she pretends. Thats part of her game. I just want to slap all of them and remind them that people are letting them into their homes every time they turn on their show. Why not use this show to do some good in the world?
HEY GRETCHEN, HAVING SAGGY ASS AND WEARING ALOT OF MAKE UP EQUAL IMPOTENT FOR THE GUYS
I’m happy for her, she looks pretty in this photo
she married that gross guy? doesnt he do porn?
Hey Gretchen’
Mr. Ed has informed me you have stolen his face and teeth. This is your last chance to reconcile this matter. Return Mr. Ed’s face and teeth by midnight. Mr. Ed will be filing suit against you if his face and are not returned.
Grasshopper say Gretchen look like preying mantis.
Part II Season 5 finale: Grechen (What should be on the bumper sticker); “SUCK IT! I FEEL LIKE SHENIGGWA”. What kind of comment was this? And if Vicki leaves, I’ll never watch a HW Show ever again.