THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the last picture of alexis p was rough. Just attempting to clear up that whole 3 bump conspiracy. I think she has potential on the dirty and it gives the army a chance to do some digging on someone other than Brocks Chick lol. P.S. I’m in agreement about her getting around back in the day and I’m sure there are some skeletons in that closet.
She has a midget frame. I can’t tell if she is hot or not.- nik
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dude says:
id crush that no questions asked
to dudeLeper's Arby says:
I heard she uses a Terrible Towel for a puss pad.
to Leper's Arbyholla says:
Don’t know where she is from, but she DEF went to USC! I think she was a Kappa.
to hollaDonnie Brasco says:
didnt someone say photoshop is for liars?
that may be the most photoshopped pic i have ever layed my eyes on.
thinders, abs arms, its all a lie..
and very obvious..
to Donnie BrascoSweatpantsmoney says:
1st pic might be a little better than this one, but bump or not, she’s hot
to SweatpantsmoneySiNNeR = (JESUS CHRIST) says:
I’m going to sin on this screen. Forgive me father.
to SiNNeR = (JESUS CHRIST)fyi says:
shes hot need more pictures please.
to fyibe serious says:
I would not waste a load on her.
to be seriousSejanus says:
she has a giant head..and gives me giant wood….I would spin her on me like a dreidel
to SejanusWang Dang Dong says:
I would roll her odd little body in powdered sugar and lick the wet spot. Then I would show her how we play “cornhole” here on the south side.
to Wang Dang Dong2 Thumbs says:
THIS guy likes it!
to 2 ThumbsToe The Line Poo man says:
You’re a midget too, Poo Man. So she is actually perfect for you. Who am I kidding? If she isn’t packing a peter then Poo Man will have NONE of it.
to Toe The Line Poo manCHRI$ CAIN says:
As long as those skeletons dont include the purple crayon. Definately a deal breaker.
to CHRI$ CAINkbaby. says:
i’d pass it nik.
to kbaby.her body weirds me out.
bodybuilder almost like?
Nik are u serious? says:
Nik- You can’t tell probable because you don’t like women!
to Nik are u serious?obvious says:
Fake saggy boobs, jello thunders, box waist, chipmonk face, and obviously messy… look at all that crap she has laying around. Probably bad hygiene too
to obvious2 thumbs says:
THIS GUY would take her!
to 2 thumbs2 thumbs says:
THIS GUY is drunk!
to 2 thumbsI like: says:
Nik.. i dont think i have ever seen a positive comment about a girl.. are you straight?
to I like:me says:
photoshop much?
to meSeven says:
I’d do her
to SevenTonyS says:
No thanks. Her whole build is effed up.
to TonySfrank says:
i’d hit her in the shitter
to frankBAHAHA! says:
Stumps McGee…..gross!
to BAHAHA!Dahlia says:
Gorgeous!
to Dahliame says:
anyone can be gorgeous with photoshop.
to meAnonymous says:
She’s perfect
to Anonymousme says:
perfectly photoshopped.
to meCandyMan says:
In Pittsburgh she’d be a 12; here in So Cal, she’s a 6.532861
to CandyManThe Burgh's Finest says:
Agree 100%. Even the fat and/or ugly ones around here have attitudes. lol
to The Burgh's FinestPurple PoPo says:
She looks like she likes black guys. We’ll take her off your hands whiteboys.
to Purple PoPoChic says:
why does she always wear boots?
to ChicWTF NICK!! says:
you put down drop DEAD gorgeous girls all the time, and you can’t decide if this horse midget is hot???!!
I swear, slap a nappy blonde wig on anything, and dudes will run.. sad esp, Richie
to WTF NICK!!t-dogg says:
She is hotttt!!
to t-doggLBreezy says:
Oooh, I think she likes me, Ya, I think she likes me…
to LBreezyAnonymous says:
why put your head on another body
to Anonymousgeebus says:
Pass. That other picture looked a lot better, this one makes me wonder (has nothing to do with the short thing, though, because I’m short myself).
to geebusTrick Richie says:
Hooman aka Corbin can’t get real girls. He’s too busy hanging out with Shane Keough. Oh yeah, and his average looking ex-wife dumped him. Sucks to be you, Nik.
to Trick Richieshe's says:
NOT
to she'sfrank says:
i’d love to hit her in the shit*er
to frankew says:
she is a whore. she lives in orland park and has daddy issues
to ewAnonymous says:
cute
to AnonymousBuffaloAjax says:
Midget
to BuffaloAjaxThe Burgh's Finest says:
I love how so many white guys “can’t follow the purple crayon”. What a bunch of insecure, pencil-dick losers.
to The Burgh's FinestAnonymous says:
She’s from murrysville pa and graduated and moved to la to pursue her singing career. But it seems that didn’t work out an now I keep seeing her pop up almost naked. She had sex with someone I know and the kid is pretty ugly and closely resembles a fish crosse with John Lennon. She IS a good singer and she is honestly gorgeous in person and I major on graphic design and I’m pretty sure that photo isn’t edited much. Not sticking up for the girl by any means and I can say she’s a spoiled bitch and the only reason she can sing well is because her dad (who invented a vagina cream which is why he is loaded) paid for her private lessons with a Carnegie Mellon voice instructor her whole life. She’s a talentless bitch with her parents money lost on this world.
to Anonymous