Scottsdale Hottie, Would You?


Nik she is from your neck of the woods

Nik she is from your neck of the woods

 

THE DIRTY ARMY: Here is 18 year old Lauren, she is Scottsdale newest model NIk, so would you?

Answer: No, is Tempe 12 scouting chicks in Casa Grande now? Or are they just suddenly attracted to horse faces and thunders?


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  1. January 7, 2010 at 3:45 pm

    HAHAH says:

    this chick is from Gilbert she claims to be this huge christian but she is the bigges whore.. that is the worst helmet ive seen in my life Mr. Ed

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  2. January 7, 2010 at 5:11 pm

    w says:

    IT looks like a man. Gross. She can’t touch my greg- ever!

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  3. January 7, 2010 at 5:17 pm

    Einstein says:

    Sign me up for a piece of that.

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  4. January 7, 2010 at 6:06 pm

    bimb0 says:

    shes a bitch

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  5. January 7, 2010 at 7:42 pm

    cindi says:

    oh my god, seriously?!!
    the 1st pic looks like a guy and the other pic is AWFUL!! she looks like a man, her face is just jacked, her torso looks like a blob of silly putty and her legs are thunderous!!

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    • January 7, 2010 at 11:44 pm

      w says:

      you obviously have eyes while Einstein up above must be on his 15th beer. I’m with you C, this chick is one of the ugliest girls Ive ever seen in my life.

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  6. January 7, 2010 at 11:43 pm

    Is this a he or a she? says:

    Sign her up for Maury Povich brotha!

    Reply to Is this a he or a she?
  7. January 8, 2010 at 2:38 am

    20K-MILLIONAIRE says:

    ISNT THE FIRST PIC.. GAYDENSOLO??

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  8. January 8, 2010 at 5:25 am

    Dan Holben says:

    What’s wrong with her stomach? I’m screweing this girl behind my gf’s back and she has a funny tummy like that. Sorry M

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  9. January 8, 2010 at 11:58 am

    hehaw says:

    she can’t even close her mouth because her upper lip is so tiny

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  10. January 8, 2010 at 12:51 pm

    hmm says:

    I’d hit it after 6-12 cocktails and a few rails of blow

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  11. January 8, 2010 at 4:13 pm

    rider says:

    HA. Lauren has always thought she was hotshit. we went to jr high together until she transfered schools bcuz everyone found out how slutty she was. she clearly has put on a ton of weight since school. poor girl. you can find her on facebook bragging abt her “bong photo shoots” and parties at the playboy mansion.

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  12. January 9, 2010 at 4:42 pm

    anonymous says:

    i saw her on tempe 12 and wondered why they began looking for men. tough break.

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  13. January 9, 2010 at 4:57 pm

    How dare you defame casa grande like that!!! says:

    Nik, the girls down here in casa grande may be bad but not that bad. Keep her up in Gilbert where she belongs

    Reply to How dare you defame casa grande like that!!!
  14. January 13, 2010 at 3:10 pm

    wow says:

    this girl is a total skank. she changed schools about 5 times because nobody ever liked her. she sleeps with anything and if she ever has a bf she cheats on him with about 30 other dude. GROSS!

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  15. January 15, 2010 at 1:16 pm

    HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA says:

    Haha all the kids that went to junior high with us will remember this… it was around the time that we all found out about her going to fat camp before junior high when she changed schools.

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  16. January 16, 2010 at 1:05 pm

    rider says:

    Bahaha! I do remember her going to fat camp.. damn looks like she needs to go back!

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  17. January 17, 2010 at 11:09 pm

    bia says:

    love u girl there just mad because ur hot

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  18. January 19, 2010 at 4:30 pm

    i think says:

    The person above me has to be mentally challenged or blind to not see how nasty this b**** is. Most of everyone in Gilbert knows about this girl and her incident with her sh***ing on her boyfriends chest during anal. Once her boyfriend broke up with her and told everyone, she quickly became a born again christian, but stills bangs like a rabbit.

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  19. January 24, 2010 at 12:49 am

    chea says:

    her ex from the first high school she went to

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  20. January 24, 2010 at 10:08 pm

    Ha says:

    I went to high school with this girl and she was the biggest skank bitch. She complains about her body and I dont blame her because its nasty. She was always trying to get with everyones boyfriend and all of a sudden was all into God and church. Whatev.

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  21. February 17, 2010 at 9:54 pm

    Lyndsey says:

    Wow. You People are horrible. Lauren is a gorgeous girl &not a bitch @ all. She is not loud like most of you ass hole girls walking around acting like you run the world. Pathetic girls who will NEVER be beautiful like Lauren spend their day on thedirty.com…. oh…fyi…thats you. LOL

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  22. February 21, 2010 at 3:51 pm

    OhNo! says:

    You all need to stop with this girl Lauren. She has got all kinds of problems! Yes she does claim to be a “Go Team Jesus” chick, but she is the biggest wh*re I’ve ever seen! Maybe she thinks if she screams out “Jesus” in bed…then she is paying him respect? I hung with her a few times last summer and she hooked up with at least one different guy every time. When she went to high school she went to schools 2 or 3 towns over cuz she was hoping to get away from the rumors and her reputation. She had a horrible anal sex / sh*t incident she just couldn’t get away from. She seems to be a good friend……for about 2 days…..then her true colors shine! Lauren, you could go to church and pray every day if you want to. But the facts still remain the same – that you are a wh*re and your f**king ugly and need to stop acting like you are a model. Stop thinking you are going to be the next Paris Hilton or the next Ralph Lauren. Your stupid! And for the person who has to read this out loud for her illiterate *ss, smack her in the face! Just make sure she is done blowing you before you do.

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