Scottsdale Hottie, Would You?
Posted in Scottsdale, Would You? | January 7th, 2010


THE DIRTY ARMY: Here is 18 year old Lauren, she is Scottsdale newest model NIk, so would you?
Answer: No, is Tempe 12 scouting chicks in Casa Grande now? Or are they just suddenly attracted to horse faces and thunders?





HAHAH says:
this chick is from Gilbert she claims to be this huge christian but she is the bigges whore.. that is the worst helmet ive seen in my life Mr. Ed
to HAHAHw says:
IT looks like a man. Gross. She can’t touch my greg- ever!
to wEinstein says:
Sign me up for a piece of that.
to Einsteinbimb0 says:
shes a bitch
to bimb0cindi says:
oh my god, seriously?!!
to cindithe 1st pic looks like a guy and the other pic is AWFUL!! she looks like a man, her face is just jacked, her torso looks like a blob of silly putty and her legs are thunderous!!
w says:
you obviously have eyes while Einstein up above must be on his 15th beer. I’m with you C, this chick is one of the ugliest girls Ive ever seen in my life.
to wIs this a he or a she? says:
Sign her up for Maury Povich brotha!
to Is this a he or a she?20K-MILLIONAIRE says:
ISNT THE FIRST PIC.. GAYDENSOLO??
to 20K-MILLIONAIREDan Holben says:
What’s wrong with her stomach? I’m screweing this girl behind my gf’s back and she has a funny tummy like that. Sorry M
to Dan Holbenhehaw says:
she can’t even close her mouth because her upper lip is so tiny
to hehawhmm says:
I’d hit it after 6-12 cocktails and a few rails of blow
to hmm"Airball" says:
lol
i need some white fun powder
will s. u gots any?
to "Airball"rider says:
HA. Lauren has always thought she was hotshit. we went to jr high together until she transfered schools bcuz everyone found out how slutty she was. she clearly has put on a ton of weight since school. poor girl. you can find her on facebook bragging abt her “bong photo shoots” and parties at the playboy mansion.
to rideranonymous says:
i saw her on tempe 12 and wondered why they began looking for men. tough break.
to anonymousHow dare you defame casa grande like that!!! says:
Nik, the girls down here in casa grande may be bad but not that bad. Keep her up in Gilbert where she belongs
to How dare you defame casa grande like that!!!wow says:
this girl is a total skank. she changed schools about 5 times because nobody ever liked her. she sleeps with anything and if she ever has a bf she cheats on him with about 30 other dude. GROSS!
to wowHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA says:
Haha all the kids that went to junior high with us will remember this… it was around the time that we all found out about her going to fat camp before junior high when she changed schools.
to HAAAAAAAAAAAAAArider says:
Bahaha! I do remember her going to fat camp.. damn looks like she needs to go back!
to riderbia says:
love u girl there just mad because ur hot
to biai think says:
The person above me has to be mentally challenged or blind to not see how nasty this b**** is. Most of everyone in Gilbert knows about this girl and her incident with her sh***ing on her boyfriends chest during anal. Once her boyfriend broke up with her and told everyone, she quickly became a born again christian, but stills bangs like a rabbit.
to i thinkchea says:
her ex from the first high school she went to
to cheaHa says:
I went to high school with this girl and she was the biggest skank bitch. She complains about her body and I dont blame her because its nasty. She was always trying to get with everyones boyfriend and all of a sudden was all into God and church. Whatev.
to HaLyndsey says:
Wow. You People are horrible. Lauren is a gorgeous girl ¬ a bitch @ all. She is not loud like most of you ass hole girls walking around acting like you run the world. Pathetic girls who will NEVER be beautiful like Lauren spend their day on thedirty.com…. oh…fyi…thats you. LOL
to LyndseyOhNo! says:
You all need to stop with this girl Lauren. She has got all kinds of problems! Yes she does claim to be a “Go Team Jesus” chick, but she is the biggest wh*re I’ve ever seen! Maybe she thinks if she screams out “Jesus” in bed…then she is paying him respect? I hung with her a few times last summer and she hooked up with at least one different guy every time. When she went to high school she went to schools 2 or 3 towns over cuz she was hoping to get away from the rumors and her reputation. She had a horrible anal sex / sh*t incident she just couldn’t get away from. She seems to be a good friend……for about 2 days…..then her true colors shine! Lauren, you could go to church and pray every day if you want to. But the facts still remain the same – that you are a wh*re and your f**king ugly and need to stop acting like you are a model. Stop thinking you are going to be the next Paris Hilton or the next Ralph Lauren. Your stupid! And for the person who has to read this out loud for her illiterate *ss, smack her in the face! Just make sure she is done blowing you before you do.
to OhNo!