**Update** Shannon Twins Are Getting Kicked Out Of Playboy Mansion
THE DIRTY ARMY: Apparently Hef has had enough! Someone tweeted @CrystalHarris and asked if the twins were getting kicked out and her reply was “@bruandrews It’s not my place to talk about things going on at the Mansion that are none of my business. 4:40 PM Jan 7th from web in reply to bruandrews”. And rumor is that they were caught in a comparable position in a bathroom with a male guest at a party.
That sucks… only a couple more years and they would have made it on the will.- nik
**Update** Breaking News to some, but not to the DIRTY ARMY (We knew Jan 9) Old News:
HUGH HEFNER: TWINS MOVING OUT OF PLAYBOY MANSION!
USMagazine, January 13, 2010- And then there was one.
Two of Hugh Hefner’s three girlfriends — 20-year-old twins Kristina and Karissa Shannon — are moving out of the mansion. The Playboy founder, 83, tells E! News that his relationship with girlfriend Crystal Harris, 23, has been getting “more serious” and that the twins have expressed a lot of interest in doing more Playmate-related promotional work for the company. So they’re moving into the neighboring Playmate House.
Crystal Harris sucks a mean cawk.
Hef gets upset over hot young women that dont find a wrinkled old duffer fun to funnel…how shocking.
The guy is nuts.
What the hell is a comparable position?
Why are the whores in trouble for being whores? They’re WHORES!!! They identify their self-worth by people wanting to f*** them. They’ll even mess around with an old guy(Hef) to accomplish this!! But Playboy is Classy right? Get the f*** outa my face with that booooo sh*t!!!! I just want people to know there’s so much more to me than just posing naked…. REALLY? No one cares. You pose naked. Pose naked!! Delight us with an intelligent book about living in the mansion a few years down the road. LMAO Classy!
Testify!
these girls aren’t even hot. they look like white trailer park trash. go to any college in america and you will find hotter girls than the beasts in playboy. that company is done.
“comparable situation”? shouldn’t it be “COMPROMISING situation”??
you should totally not crap where you sleep though…stupid girls… they think just cause they are hot twins they can get everything in life…news flash! there are way hotter twins than you two idiots!
Sad to say they will get nearly everything they want in life.
There are way hotter girls, but any decent looking chick can always find some guy who will do anything they say just to hang around them hoping for some.
Well I guess they won’t be back for another season of “The Girls Next Door”. .
there really not that hot there asses are ok but the rest is not up to par playboy is going down with them there
so is that the “Male Guest” in between the twins?
Who is the chick in the middle? VERY hot!
Jessica Burciaga? She’s done playboy…. not sure if I spelled her name right.
JESSICA DEF HAS BIRTHING HIPS..
I was thinking the same thing – hot!
Twins – not hot – used looking. Ugly. Good – Hef needs to kick it in gear man!
Good, I am glad they got caught…
forget those skinny 12 yr old lookin hoes…whos the one in the middle!?
I love how Nik conveniently posts a pic of his friend, Jessica B., into the picture between the subjects.How much does she pay you, or physically repay you, for the free publicity? Pathetic. And all 3 look like frogs.
she’s not his friend, he stalks her hard. I know her, she’s actually scared to death of the little guy for stalking so hard
Thank god. You cant have reality tv people with UGLY girls such as them. They are ghetto W#ore Bags. Hef is just pissed because they did the same thing to get into the mansion in the first place. Poor old guy prob thought that he “was special”.
Whos the ho in the middle? Smokin.
NOOO WAY..
idiots…so close!
whos in the middle?
they’re nothing to look at anyways.
hef could do way better.
Who’s the middle one?
I hope you are joking – who really are you?It seems that you have very high regard for yourself.
Hey, that’s Jessica Burciaga in the middle!
I’d love to eat the creamy middle of that 3-Honey Sandwich!!!
Yum Yum, Give Me Sum!!!
Hey, that’s Jessica Burciaga in the middle!
I’d love to eat the cream of that 3-Honey Sandwich!!!
Yum Yum, Give Me Sum!
MAN THAT WOULD BE SWEET TO HAVE TWINS ON YOUR JOCK.. I HAD TWINS GIVING ME LAPDANCES AT SKIN CABARET.. FOR MY BARFDAY.. IT WAS NICE..
Yeah, after they saw you, I bet they did barf you ugly loser.
ACTUALLY THEY RAN TO ME BECUASE THEY LIKED ME FOR MY GOOD LOOKS..AKA MONEY THEY SAID FINALLY HOT GUY IN THE MIDDLE.. AKA I WAS THE ONLY LOSER THROWING MONEY ON STAGE.
hahaha, white trash
they never change
whos the chick in the middle?
White panties in the pool? Classy.
whaaat? they’re all professional prostitutes anyway?why would they get kicked out for gettin boned?
Hey! That’s the beautiful Jessica Burciaga in the middle!
I would love to eat the creamy middle of that 3-Honey sandwich!!!
Yum Yum, Give me Sum!!!
yea Jess, dont worry, we got your self post the first time (check a few up)..lol loser
still dont know why Hef picked those twins from Pinellas Park FL!
there’s nothing left to inherit in Hef’s will, when he goes, the mansion, the parties, and a few years after that magazine will all be gone.
i’d rather put my greg in the disposal then let one of those aids ridden whores touch it. there’s a whore then there’s a whore who will blow a 90 year old for 15 seconds of fame. they should just blow their heads off. dirty sluts
Stop self promoting yourself Jessica. It’s not attractive
It’s about time. Those Twins are downright stupid.
one of the butlers..they get more action around there than Hef EVER did….trust me. Many girls have been “let go” due to “doodling” a butler…common knowledge.
good, there are way hotter girls than those two!! shannon twins are trashhhh
The twins are white trash mud sharks.
who care if the middle one is his friend or not. Shes HOT
Jessica how many posts are you going to put up here of yourself? That’s really low. You are not hot. U look like the typical beaner.
Your an idiot. shes a dime and prob the next PMOY
Those twins are dumb as f**k!!! I’ve seen so many hotter twins but they aren’t trashy enough to go on the horrible show.
all three are ugly as f***!!!!!!!!! and chunky
sorry jessica u need to get a life u little chulupa
Jessica can suck a mean c*ck, and I saw Karissa sucking purple crayon at the Playboy mansion last year
middle one is fine as hell
I thought these girls really loved Hef!!??!?
What is this photo of, Playboy’s “Big Hips” Edition??! All 3 look like beasts in their own way
Nobody’s stalking J. Burc**ga. She’s a total fame wh*re with no brain and she loves the attention.
The mysterious “male” they got caught doodling in the bathroom of at least one party.. is Jamie Foxx. I’m sure the pictures will be all the gossip rage once whoever has them finds the right price.
isnt jessica a prostitute? didnt she get busted for getting paid for sex? that was all over a while ago. waste…
No. She didn’t. She’s not that big of a ho either. I don’t know why people hate her so much. She seems like a cool person.
KRISTINA HAS BEEN IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH AN ATHLETE FOR MONTHS NOW. KARISSAS F*CKIN EVERY OTHER GUY.
Yeah, suuuuuuuuuuure, Hef is getting “serious” with a 23 year old.
The only thing he gets serious with is his Depends diapers. His daughter or someone should tell him how badly he is embarrassing himself trying to convince people these girls want him.
the girl in the middle is NOT fine. stop self posting about yourself lol! your ugly and fat
ya shes an escort. confirmed, stupid hooker! yuk
Hey world these Twins are CANADIAN. That means….they are facking crrrrrrrrazy! How we roll up here eh.
NO they’re not. They’re from Florida! lol!
I posted the fine comment. Im not a f***ing chick. Wtf is with these haters? People cant make comments about this girl. What if she wins PMOY – maybe then itll be just her voting right? lol
Hef better wake up and watch out for was Harris is doing behind his back. Melissa Taylor is the only honest chick that’s walked through that house in a little over a year.
i’m glad the shannon twins are getting kicked out of the playboy mansion its about damn time hef put his foot down those two are NOTHING they’re just two hideous twins that shoulda never been born even maryse from wwe is way hotter than these two maryse has more class she’s hotter better looking & not as ugly
actually i don’t think the shannon twins shoulda never been born i just think they’re ugly because maryse from wwe is way better looking than her & even holly i dunno why hef kicked her out because holly had more class than the shannon twins the shannon twins need to be thrown out of the playboy mansion & like i said before its about damn time hef put his foot down those two are NOT HOT i mean so they’re blonde & identical twins ??? big whoop look @ nikki & briee bella from wwe they’re twins but much more hotter i think they shoulda been in playboy not the shannon twins they deserve to be kicked to the curb
josh r stop hating!
Fuck Haterzzz