Sir Serpe Is Officially A Paranoid Creeper


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is hilarious. I should really stop posting so much but its addicting to be on the other side. I contemplated to send this to you or not but its too priceless him thinking you would fake being a pucker. He and his sister are 100% convinced you are trying to get him, and the “DA” knows his every move. Guess I just joined the army. He constantly texts me for naked pictures like a creep.
Pucker, you just gained a ton of respect by submitting this. I should give you a medal of honor or something. Sir Serpe can you please stop creeping on chicks and get back to making fake companies that fail. Thank you.- nik
**SS, I sit around all day and make fake Facebook profiles to get to you. Bro, I don’t even know who you are… you are just a number. Get a life, mine is already taken.









get a new phone, that one looks like sh*t.
All Iphones are sh*t! DROID is going to destroy.
I have a droid , so wait what
Since everyone is so upset over my phone, can some one just tell me who I call to fix the screen ahhh.
Its so stupid to get a whole new phone when I am still paying for this one!
$80.00 to have new glass put on it.
Thank you! much cheaper than a new one!
someone needs a new phone
someone needs a new phone
post is perfection. I think Pamela is the smartest girl alive..
I love how you block out a single digit so anyone who wants to call to clown on them is going to have an impossible time figuring out what number to dial =P
Thank for making us jump thru hoops haha
it will take you 10 tries but you’ll get the right number eventually. don slurpee is the biggest braindead douche out there. looks like he’s desperate to spread his herpes around.
try typing the # 9 .
.. just a hint.
It would be a shame if someone used an SMS spam app to send him 1000 text messages in 10 seconds. I heard you can damage some non-smartphones that way.
…just another hint.
1rd!
ive been just lurking on the dirty. but after seeing all the serpi drama i have to say this shiet is epic. strong creeper status brah.
Ayo surps…U mad?
Okay my phone is legit its only a few weeks old – dropped it the first week, I am to lazy to go get a new one, it still works as you can see.
Pucker we miss you com cam4 baby!!
Cam4 does not pay
If your going to whip out the snack might as well get paid
is my theory & the person below me – I did not get fired from porn, I quit.
I did the slurpie kin folk first the lil boy then took turns with his sis when paw was done we had a happy 4 some
who blew up the phone?
nice screen you alcoholic sperm dumpster.
I don’t usually let sperm fester in my vagina – but thank you for the kind words. And If I were an alcoholic I would not be so fluent in my typing skills.
you added him on facebook to begin with then
Yeah, because I thought he might be the guido of my dreams
He is not so I soon realized I had to dismiss any friendly feeling I had towards him not to mention I pretty much thought I was Nik Richie after spending two hours proving I was not
A guido would not do that he would just get the goods
what the hell are you talking about?
I really want a Guido
you know
A fist pumping fool who likes to gel his hair
He did not cut it
Pucker got fired from Porn
nik, “steal someone elses quote, Rock’s email tag is already taken”.
Guy is a loser
He’s just like every other creep out there. Nothing out of the ordinary!
LOL I love how nik posts 90% of his phone number because he knows any bored DA soldier is going to try to prank call him hahahahaha
Let’s play EVERYBODY CALL THESE NUMBERS NON-STOP!!!
Why does he have your phone number?
Sir slurps a lot is one of the biggest dbags to be posted on here.
Nik, don’t give pucker a medal, give her a new phone! hers is all cracked up!
”Be Yourself. Everyone Else Is Taken!”
Seen this quote re worded 3 times today, on 3 diff places…
NIk be Original… Original bro,.. Original. People respect original, you know,. how you started the site…. being original….
Fuc**n dont be a b*tch
is it an iphone? those screens are pieces of crap…cost more to replace the dame screen then the phone is worth.
no its a droid phone
Its the new g1 or g3 ? I don’t know, I got it because I broke my other one so much.
Tmobile makes shty phones I decided.
Oh for f’s sake… why does he have your number in the first place? And why would you go friend requesting him? You attention whore… stick to sucking d*ck, sh*tbag.
Thats rude.
Actually if you were smart enough you would spin it around and realize, after he deleted me thinking I was Sir Nik, he then asked me to be his friend.
So Fred, he is the person in the end who had the last feelings of adding. I am just very curious why he has no sht to talk on here, he was so proud of his sisters t!ts, and so proud to stick up for himself, and proud to prove he can break Nik’s legs, so I am assuming he is tracking me down and will take the greyhound to come fight me with his MOB.
Fred is Donn’s Mommy!!! MOB Ha ha you must have seen Donn in his robe!!!!
O H WOW
Dons mom really just posted on the dirty and told me to suck on her sons wiener ?
thats effed.
Don where you working? where you living? You and your greasy Daddy seriously need to quit asking everyone you meet for money for your movie deal ha your oil deal ha you are both a joke! Go get a job make your own money I hear Red Lobster is hiring!
Nik, Please give Pucker a new phone for her work..I can’t try to read one of those posts again….
Sir slurpee c*ck got it pow right in the kisser
Why does this retard keep on being posted on the Dirty????????.. Is he just looking for attention or just stupid. Where does he live ? where does he get his money? what does he drive? anybody know the truth.
uhhh ghetto much? nice phone.
Serpe, stop being such a fag*ot.
Pucker, stop being such a scab.
Can people stop effing calling my phone from restricted numbers and leaving rude voicemails
Sir Scum I suggest you leave my life and phone # out of your hit list, because unlike Nik I do not have a website or a cool job to protect, I will fight you, ninja style.
Fcked up dude, picking on a little girl who wouldn’t share her vagina with you.
lol @ donnie.
but youre the one who posted him on here Pam. poor little girl…
Well duh
I did not post my phone number
And I never asked to see his junk
Thats so disrespectful to ask a woman
I have never done such a thing
“Get a life, mine is already taken.”
Wow..haven’t heard that one since about 8th grade.
look what this princess just twittered wonder if she will try and fight his sister or take on the Don.
PamelaLovesit
FOR the RECORD I will be in Phoenix/Scottsdale on the 15th of Feb. SO Don Serpe can do me a favor and find me if he is going to talk
5 minutes ago from web
Don, don’t you owe me some money? Stop playing on the internet and get a job.
I heard that they were naming a new favored slurpee at 711 after sir slurpee. The flavor is going to be called c*cksmoker. Targeted for homosexual deadbeats everywhere.
you people are really strange if this dude owes money then go fuckin get it back fuck where i come from fuckin round will get your face blown off your head ….just walk up on ol dude with lil 22. cal with a supressor and some subsonic rounds put it in his back walk him somewhere quite and just do it or get whats urs and leave him fucked up or if youre really piss just do the dude in the street or where ever you see him…not that im encouraging violence or anything but yeah
hahaha this is funny! Nik, you should buy her a new cell phone as a reward, her old one is all cracked!!
It is not old. Its just broken. gosh. but yeah I would like thank, please and thank you nik.
Just add an 0 and the DA has his phone #!
Do you people know what his MOB means? MOB = Money Over Bitches! Talk about a douche bag? Don Douchbag doesn’t have any friends. All his friends are bunch of leaches like him, they sucked each other dry. He only has his sister and his parents to hang with. He hangs around his sister and her friends as those girls are such gold diggers that they will fall for any trick in the book. They are so stupid to fall for it as he pretends he has money, so look at him now, no money, so all those gold diggers have disappeared. All that are left are the young and real stupid ones that think when they got a table at PCL, they are so cool. What a bunch of dorks!! I will see you at the local strip club or the local Circle K working soon. See him out next time, that whole group is pathetic as every one of them are broke as hell and all hanging around the table like they are somebody. Not one of them has a real job. Just count how many people are at 1 table, probably like 20-30 people sharing 1 bottle. They are scrapping and bitching at each other at the end of the night fighting over who is short 1 dollar for the bottle. That is serious ghetto rich!!! That is all it is!! That is what they all are…bunch of posers. The sister recently heard is back working at hooters in Tempe or chandler. Soon be around a stripper pole. Slurpee still doesn’t have a job and talking Oil deals and Rap Video deals…. WHAT A JOKE! They will get what is coming to them soon enough. Bunch of Posers!! You can’t even call them 20K millionaires as they don’t even have a job and don’t even make 20K…LOL
you made me feel bad if this is the turth
it is like I kicked a mentally challenged kid when he fell out of his wheel chair
that sucks I am so going to hell
DUDE STOP USING MY NAME IN VEIN.. F@CK YO COUCH!!!
I know right
He totally jacked you
I would be mad.
whatever I will be in Arizona on the 15th, I am over you calling me sir serpe if you want to talk to me mr. mafia find me, I will give you my address or well you can just try and get me in the airport I will not involve anyone else. I know your reading this shit, so don’t call my phone a million times and when I smartly don’t answer you only say ” bad move ” like what ? your going to jump me, rape me ? Your from Scottsdale bitch, I might be a girl but I sure as hell know how to fight a fckin lot more fierce then anything you could possibly throw my way, shiat bro, I bet my guns bigger then yours
. Oh and if I DID send you nudies, which I don’t thnk I Did, or if anyone else has any, Nik has seen them and hates them, he would not post them its over played on his part, so you got nothin on me bro.
Slurpee’s will be at Barrett looking for people to mooch off of, and of course trying to find someone to invest in their movie deal, oil business or any other scam they can come up with. Senior Slurp has gotten the boot from every other action in town.
Why is it that when Sir Serpe is posted on the Dirty comments are huge, other people generate 20 or 30 replies Sir Serpe 150/190 replies. It seems that he generates a lot of interest somebody needs to be making money from this kid it seems that he gets everybodys attention good or bad.
nb… aka …momma slurpe…maybe you should get your fat superman wh*re lovin hubby to start another new venture…punches to Sir Slurps face $100 a hit now thats something you can make money on. Give up all your other scandals and pipe dreams…this is a sure thing…The only sure thing you will ever make money on…
ps……….your family got called out thats why so many comments george ann!!
I think people were more concerned about my phone then him
To be honest
Don stop sticking up for yourself
Thats truthful can you back track and see all the concern of my phone
And tell us all about how much of a successful businessman you are? Tell us how many oil deals you’ve done and how many hit records you’ve produced.
Oh, that’s right you don’t have a job and your parents still pay your bills. You are really living up to your MOB persona.
Don tried to be an MMA promoter he and this Clown Peter Mckinn they did 2 events at the Celebrity theater and he wwas calling himself the greatest mma promoter ever!
Pam time to get a new phone lol.
I 100 percent agree.
See you In Scottsdale
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