THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is hilarious. I should really stop posting so much but its addicting to be on the other side. I contemplated to send this to you or not but its too priceless him thinking you would fake being a pucker. He and his sister are 100% convinced you are trying to get him, and the “DA” knows his every move. Guess I just joined the army. He constantly texts me for naked pictures like a creep.
Pucker, you just gained a ton of respect by submitting this. I should give you a medal of honor or something. Sir Serpe can you please stop creeping on chicks and get back to making fake companies that fail. Thank you.- nik
**SS, I sit around all day and make fake Facebook profiles to get to you. Bro, I don’t even know who you are… you are just a number. Get a life, mine is already taken.