Snookie’s Man, She Is Off The Market


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THE DIRTYARMY: Nik, this is Emilio is his name. goes to s. connecticut. works at golds gym in new haven. He is Snookie’s official boy friend.

They have the same facial features… I am guessing they are 3rd cousins. Please let them have babies so we can see a train-wreck spin off show. In the Guido nation every chick is like kissing your sister and babies automatically come out retarded.- nik

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  1. January 25, 2010 at 10:03 am

    seamen says:

    hahaha they look alike!!! they are bro and sis!! haha look at the lips…just the same

    Reply to seamen
  2. January 25, 2010 at 10:07 am

    Da Nati says:

    He is only with her b/c of who she is. She is NOT attractive in the least. She is the only one that gets 10K for just an appearance while the others get much less.

    Reply to Da Nati
    • January 25, 2010 at 1:32 pm

      Highness says:

      Agreed. She is more man then the rest of the cast combined. I am not sorry to say that guy should have punched her twice. I hate chick’s from Jersey 99% of them are trash. They all think they are so tuff

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      • February 9, 2010 at 12:56 pm

        brooke kelk says:

        I’m going to try my best not to come off rude, although reading your post was extremely offensive to so many people, not just me. No girl should ever be hit, not once or twice. I personally am from central NJ, grew up on the river all my life and was home-schooled. I am no way a trashy girl, i’m not saying i’m perfect but I do know right from wrong and I personally have never gone to a club. I was in the National America Miss pageant and participated in many volunteer committees around NJ. Unfortunately, some places are not very nice, but those are the places we all need to go and help. The fact you said all “jersey girls” think they are tough, well i’m a small girl and KNOW that i’m not tough. Most of the cast is not from NJ they just went to seaside. I think you should re-think your post.

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  3. January 25, 2010 at 10:12 am

    No To All says:

    Their kid is gonna do the three-armed fist pump!

    Reply to No To All
  4. January 25, 2010 at 10:19 am

    tom says:

    losers

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  5. January 25, 2010 at 10:21 am

    m says:

    pigs should stay on the farm and stop being on TV

    Reply to m
  6. January 25, 2010 at 10:25 am

    grkgdss00 says:

    at least he’s a hottie!

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  7. January 25, 2010 at 10:25 am

    Big Julio says:

    smart dude… she’s pulling $7,000 per apperance fee..

    Reply to Big Julio
    • January 25, 2010 at 2:36 pm

      You all must be stupid... says:

      Listen, anyone who is getting 7k an appearance to chill at a club is doin pretty good for them selves. Can’t really bash her for that when your sitting behind a desk or working some BS clerk positioned in a retail store. I doubt any of you morons are getting that kinda pay just to hang out.

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    • January 25, 2010 at 1:16 pm

      Da Nati says:

      Sorry, didn’t memorize the memo. She is getting the most out of all of them though was my point, Little Julio girl.

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    • January 25, 2010 at 11:00 am

      tom says:

      Wow. A whole $7000 to show up at the worst and seediest dumps known to man. Wow. Trash meets trash I guess.

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      • February 18, 2010 at 6:47 am

        Anonymous says:

        Everyone needs to stop talking trash about Emilio. Hes a good hearted guy, who might have fallen for the wrong girl. Or maybe, they are just in love.. I mean come on,, whats with all the trash talking.. GET A LIFE PEOPLE.!

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  8. January 25, 2010 at 10:27 am

    ENGINE 31 says:

    NASTY

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  9. January 25, 2010 at 10:29 am

    Dick soplenty says:

    Wow snookie needs to get on my diet!! Chronic taco corona del mar , al pastor burrito for dinner you will take 5 dumps before 9 am. “goes right thru u”

    Reply to Dick soplenty
  10. January 25, 2010 at 10:30 am

    kimberly says:

    ugly &&uglier

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  11. January 25, 2010 at 10:35 am

    sharpie says:

    alright Snooks! He’s cute!

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  12. January 25, 2010 at 10:44 am

    ... says:

    i just don’t get it. this chick is f*cking hideous. don’t you know when she gets to be 40 that f*cking top lip of hers will be nothing but wrinkles and dark mustache hair. one gross f*cking spud.

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  13. January 25, 2010 at 10:49 am

    Anonymous says:

    hes seeexxxxxxxxxxxyyyy

    Reply to Anonymous
  14. January 25, 2010 at 11:03 am

    WTF says:

    Now guys give the fish face for photos! F*CK!

    Reply to WTF
  15. January 25, 2010 at 11:12 am

    lisa says:

    snooki is half chilean, she’s adopted. he is actually too hot for her haha

    Reply to lisa
    • January 25, 2010 at 2:36 pm

      Anon says:

      Chilean my a$$.
      She is Mexican.

      Reply to Anon
      • January 25, 2010 at 7:45 pm

        Italian Princess says:

        I knew she wasn’t European/Italian from the start! She is nasty!!!

        She is a typical wetback! UGLY

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      • February 18, 2010 at 12:37 pm

        lolathaters says:

        wetback? um that means Italians are wetback too.
        you guys are really ignorant. yes she is Chilean but she was adopted by italians. she grew up since a child in ITALIAN culture. you can’t really say she isn’t italian. that’s like saying everyone else besides the native americans arnt American. my ethnicity is from Bolivia but I was born here in us and grew up here. don’t tell me I’m not American :\

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  16. January 25, 2010 at 11:14 am

    Hymen Buster says:

    Who would date a troll except fro a DB like this guy.

    Reply to Hymen Buster
  17. January 25, 2010 at 11:39 am

    Anonymous says:

    We’ve got a situation lol

    Reply to Anonymous
  18. January 25, 2010 at 11:41 am

    Aj says:

    She is a fat little troll…I want to punch her!

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  19. January 25, 2010 at 11:46 am

    my opinion... says:

    looks like Emilio put this up himself to grab a little bit of fame.

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  20. January 25, 2010 at 11:46 am

    my opinion... says:

    looks like Emilio put this up himself to grab a little bit of fame. :)

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  21. January 25, 2010 at 1:29 pm

    Banger says:

    Once a WOP always a WOP.

    Reply to Banger
  22. January 25, 2010 at 2:32 pm

    Anonymous says:

    she’s not even from jersey.. only 2 people in that whole show is from NJ.. u figure it out

    Reply to Anonymous
  23. January 25, 2010 at 2:36 pm

    Joey D says:

    Definitely not Italian, neither one of them. Snooks is adopted (Chile) and he is clearly Hispanic as well.

    Reply to Joey D
    • February 18, 2010 at 6:53 am

      ... says:

      ACTUALLYYYY Emilio IS italian.. So dont start trash talking him, because you dont like snookie.. Hes a good guy, good hearted, and just fell in love with the wrong girl.

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    • January 25, 2010 at 7:49 pm

      Italian Princess says:

      agree! WANNA BE EUROPEAN!

      Reply to Italian Princess
  24. January 25, 2010 at 2:39 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Man whats with all the hatin on Snooki lmao I thought she was pretty funny and seemed chill to hang with. She didnt do so bad for herself Emilio looks ight.

    Reply to Anonymous
  25. January 25, 2010 at 3:28 pm

    Dinqueens says:

    He looks cute:)

    Reply to Dinqueens
  26. January 25, 2010 at 3:28 pm

    R.I. girl says:

    i love snookieeeeeeeeeeeee

    Reply to R.I. girl
  27. January 25, 2010 at 4:13 pm

    The Guinea says:

    One thing I gotta say…this show makes Italian’s look like a bunch of sloppy ass retards. From one Italian to you fake ass idiots on the show….Go find some traffic and play in it. Snookie isn’t Italian, she doesn’t even look Italian…she might be able to pass of as part Sicilian but she’s definitely part border hopper. And what self respecting Italian would cross their good genes with a south American??? Guido trash.

    Reply to The Guinea
    • January 25, 2010 at 7:49 pm

      Italian Princess says:

      no she isn’t italian/european! she is a typical wetback. just look at her. she does not look at all european/italian! neither is this “emilio” guy. whatever.

      no italian would ever mix with them! ugly!

      Reply to Italian Princess
    • January 25, 2010 at 7:48 pm

      Italian Princess says:

      AGREE!!! She is NOT EUROPEAN NOR ITALIAN! You are right, she COULD possibly be part Sicilian but I doubt even that. She is a typical dirty wetback! No SMART European would mix with a nasty spic unless they were of European decent!

      NASTY!

      SHE LOOKS LIKE A TYPICAL SPIC

      Reply to Italian Princess
  28. January 25, 2010 at 5:21 pm

    dagowop says:

    haha, if she’s 4’9″ what does that make him? 5 feet short? He must be a midget just like her.

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  29. January 25, 2010 at 6:28 pm

    duhhh says:

    ughh Snoooks is SOO GROSSS this dude is using her for publicity

    Reply to duhhh
  30. January 25, 2010 at 6:44 pm

    kk says:

    haha the only reason this guy is with her is cuz she was on tv and made money. She couldnt find a man the whole time at jersey shore its cuz she is f*cking nasty

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  31. January 25, 2010 at 6:48 pm

    gridlock.com says:

    rad!!fish lips

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  32. January 25, 2010 at 7:49 pm

    napoleon says:

    how short is he?….snooks is only 4′9″!!!

    Reply to napoleon
  33. January 25, 2010 at 9:48 pm

    Johnny Rebel says:

    Who are these Mexicant’s ?

    Reply to Johnny Rebel
  34. January 25, 2010 at 10:12 pm

    Knoxville says:

    First of all, the chick is ADOPTED from Chile. She is not Italian! Stop the madness over this tiny broad. Anyone who would pay a dime over a $1.00 for her is a moron.

    Reply to Knoxville
  35. January 26, 2010 at 12:11 am

    Lindsey says:

    Okay Okay. Has anyone noticed that “The Situation” has an old man face. He is like 22 going on 45.

    Reply to Lindsey
  36. January 26, 2010 at 1:57 am

    jacob says:

    Is it me or does this guy look a lot like nik ritchie…

    Reply to jacob
  37. January 26, 2010 at 9:39 am

    mellie says:

    hey HIGHNESS…you’re real classy ..no guy should hit any girl unless he is ATTACKED…PHYSICALLY!! and for the 1000000th time…SHE IS NOT FROM JERSEY!!!!! there is one cast member on the shore who is from jersey so start pointing ur finger at NEW YORK!

    and also snookie never claimed to be italian….this show is stupi and you people who cannot even comprehend it are even worse!

    Reply to mellie
  38. January 26, 2010 at 11:09 am

    ^^ says:

    dayumm nicole’s got a man!!!
    congrats snookie

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  39. January 26, 2010 at 5:07 pm

    lol says:

    He’s pretty damn sexy but you know he’s a total douche and he’s only with her to ride on her 15 minutes of fame lol. She is FAT.

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  40. January 26, 2010 at 9:57 pm

    lilmama says:

    she is so freaken ugly… i never knew who this trick was.. why do she keep doing that with her lips..lmao/
    he’s fine tho

    Reply to lilmama
  41. January 27, 2010 at 1:29 pm

    meeshka says:

    leave snookie alone! i am glad she’s finally found somebody! snickers, all these people are, are haters!!! keep doing ur thing girl!

    Reply to meeshka
  42. January 27, 2010 at 5:52 pm

    G.O.D. says:

    for me everybody from JS is ugly…even Jwow is ugly like something is really wrong with them…really wrong.

    Reply to G.O.D.
  43. January 28, 2010 at 1:04 am

    Manman says:

    God I want to punch her in the face SOOOO Bad everytime i see her face

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  44. January 29, 2010 at 10:11 am

    maxwell209 says:

    Snookie is a cutie pie….he’s cute too..cute couple BUT he may not be with her for the right reason …..only she can determine that!!!

    Reply to maxwell209
  45. January 30, 2010 at 2:20 am

    nina says:

    he looks sweeter than cupcakes. obviously gay!

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  46. January 31, 2010 at 10:08 am

    seriously.. says:

    Dude he just wants the fame!!! i know him and i quote “dude i know shes beat. hahaha but shes my snooks and my girls famous” .. lets let you decide ..

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  47. February 1, 2010 at 5:05 am

    ShoNuff says:

    She looks like that Kelly chick that comes out in “The Office”.

    Reply to ShoNuff
  48. February 3, 2010 at 8:10 pm

    Lucyjune says:

    TRUE STORY. I went to high school with Nicole “snookie” Polizzi, and grew up across the street from her until middle school. Snookie is Chilean. Her Italian parents adopted her. She is not italian. Not even a little bit. Although she was always an annoying slutty troll! . She was also never 80 lbs, so really don’t know who she’s trying to fool. She’s certainly not fooling anyone in her hometown of marlboro, NY!

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  49. February 9, 2010 at 5:56 pm

    BG says:

    Love her or hate her you can’t stop talking about her…Go Snooks!

    Reply to BG
  50. February 22, 2010 at 11:07 am

    julie says:

    Chilean is like being American. Chile was settled as we were with it’s own indiginous people and immigrants from Europe and the rest of the world, including Italy.

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