The 951′s Full Service Real Estate Agent
Posted in Newport, The Dirty | January 5th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Heather U, don’t let the horse hair extensions and lopsided +2’s fool you, she is a real professional. Serving the Temecula area as a “full service” real estate agent, she really does go above and beyond the call of duty to get the deal done. When she is not at work she can be found at home taking care of her jail bound boyfriend who not only has no interest in seeing his child or paying child support but refuses to get a job and spends all day getting wasted with his friends. Although she claims to be in love Heather can be found on most nights “networking”. Married or not as long as you are willing to throw a little cash or business her way, you are in. Besides the rehab stint in middle school, Heather never garnered much attention until she got her hideous implants which of course sent her self esteem through the roof. Since then she has been on a roll and if you live within a 50 mile radius of Temecula I’m sure you have had the opportunity to see her hatchet job up close and personal. If you have come in contact with her, don’t worry, she has Planned Parenthood on speed dial. Heather is not the type of girl to let a little infection or an inconvenient “situation” get in the way of her having fun.
It is tough to sell homes in this type of economy… Heather is going above and beyond the call of duty. It is crazy to me that she can close deals in bed without make up. Must be the power of +2′s.- nik
Crushin hoes, gettin Aids says:
this is one disgusting beast. I would never buy a home from an animal, you will never get a straight answer.
to Crushin hoes, gettin Aidsjealousy ruins perfect teef says:
eat it and get a hobby…
to jealousy ruins perfect teefButthead says:
I Would! Buy a home from her I mean….
to ButtheadAj says:
Being in the mortgage industry for several year…this is very common with female loan officer/agents! I worked with 2 women that would not only service the client, but also take monthly trips to “pay back” who ever provided the referral! Didnt matter where, one weekend to texas the next to florida…didnt hurt their morals, imagine showing up to work and 3 loan are ready to go in your email…They never needed to cold call or make any effort, it was all handed to them, for just a little monthly humping….did i mention..they both were a good 50+lbs over weight and ugly as shit!!!
to Ajwoo says:
I own a sign shop and work closely with the real estate/ mortgage industry as well. You are totally right, this is very common. Many of them are pill popping cougars who refuse to grow up! It’s sad, they act like they are still in high school- have sex in homes that they are showing, get drunk at business functions… It’s always good for a laugh though- being that most of these women are old enough to be my mother
to wooDick Dasterdly says:
Yes, I’ll take a rim chew and sack wash with that town house please….
to Dick Dasterdlyrim chew says:
lol
to rim chewLeper's Arby says:
Location Location Location. I’d relocate my Master Greg in her back yard.
to Leper's Arbymax says:
Real Estate agents are nothing more than usedcar salesman who cant make it in the real world. So its even better when you get a hand job outa the deal. Just sayin
to maxDrEndo says:
Nik you should start a Dirty Real Estate Agents section…. Seems this is a growing trend..
to DrEndoMan Whore says:
She gave me a Don Reddy
to Man WhoreJohn says:
Who the hell would want to be with her.. Without makeup she looks like a horse
to JohnCandyMan says:
That’s a tough looking face on that… thing.
to CandyManMel says:
Before I would Hit That on a real estate deal I would move into a second hand Mobile Home (Trailer) and keep my male dignity.
to MelNik Remove this from your website says:
This is Heather, I dont know yoiu nor the nasty people you associate with but please remove this garbage from your site.
to Nik Remove this from your website====D ~~~ says:
I’ll buy a house if you let me ATM you!
to ====D ~~~frank says:
heather you are hideous. just sayin
to frankCrashdaddy says:
Heather….If you can sell in Ohio, I’m looking for a condo. Maybe we can work something out
to CrashdaddyIN THE FACE!!!! says:
or you could stop sucking dudes off to close deals. complaining that this is on the site? really?? STOP BEING A WHORE!
to IN THE FACE!!!!woody says:
That is a man, thats a he/she if i ever saw one….
to woody???????????? says:
coulda sworn i was gonna read about a shim after seein that pic
to ????????????austin says:
that’s a man baby!
to austinLeper's Arby says:
I’d have it crammed in her pottie hole before we got past the foyer.
to Leper's ArbyPattMycocc420 says:
“My name is Heather, I sell homes mother f*cker!!!”
to PattMycocc420rim chew says:
If I just want a rental can I at least get a handjob?
to rim chewJudge Mental says:
LMAO! Great one, buddy
to Judge Mentaldat dude says:
I think she sold my brother her house, err whats her last name…
to dat dudeAnonymous says:
Tell your brother he should go to a clinic and get checked asap. You never know what type of diseases these animals have now a days
to AnonymousHeather Upton says:
Is here name
to Heather UptonStarz says:
ummm k
to Starzsunshine says:
hahahah heather had this comming for sure!!! Her man face,nappy roots is the biggest hoe bag, liar in the I.E. Nice landing a man who cheats on you!!!!!!!!!!
to sunshineleave it to beaver says:
this lieing bitch is a c*ke horr home bangin man! shell f*ck anything that buys a house from her! snorts c*ke off di*ks an the cp toilets!
to leave it to beaveranonymous says:
heather you should run your own real estate suck n f**k business! you would make a good living! kinda like Ms. heidi fleiss. ugly manface crackhead pussy selling whore. Sucks to have that life you lead.
to anonymous