The Girl Of Your Dreams
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik! I am now OBSESSED with your site! I find myself thinking and speaking in “The Dirty” language. Because I’m on here daily, I know you say “No” to 90% of the girls on here. I also know you think every girl from University of Delaware is beat and shouldn’t go out without a bag over her head. Well, I think I have the needle in the haystack- meet Kate. She’s definitely top 5 at this school (I know that’s not saying much to you), but she’s still as chill and humble as they come. I’m a straight girl, but I think she’s super pretty! So Nik, I won’t ask “Would You?” I’ll ask “How Could You Not?” Again, she’s super chill and humble. So even if you have to say “No,” please be nice!
She is normal looking. She looks like she eats salads and salads are sexy. I would talk to her about life.- nik
WTF?
Her NOSE is Nautical.
Plus i’m sure she’s had sex with Tiger Woods
I’m the one who sent this in. There’s nothing wrong w/ her nose, and she’s too pretty and classy to have ever hooked up with Tiger. I’m glad you chose such an *original* comment though. Thank you!
Classy chicks don’t belong on the Dirty sweetheart.
She’s good looking, but nothing special.
im sure she’d wanna be with you, whoooooo-man
Nik is right on. This bitch is average at best…I went to UD and I know they have TONS better to offer. There is much better there than this cumquzzler…. She needs a lot of work!
Holy SELF POST Batman!
I AGREE WITH NIK, HE KNOWS BEST
nope! I’d tell dad on her if she was hangin with the purple crayons..
Just sayin.
I bet she sent those pics in of herself.
It’s Saturday night and Nik is obviously drinking a lot of alcohol.
i think shes very, stop bein jealous:P
i think shes very prett, stop bein jealous(:
o be quiet you obviously posted this yourself and now youre trying to back yourself up haha no guy”looks at the dirty religiously” and speaks the dirty lsanguage, unless theyre gay.
exactly. who is this bitch trying to fool? she’s beat.
*pretty
her nose looks like her cojoined twin that was aborted as a fetus and those did not grow. like an abortion for conjoined twins that was only half-way successful.
LOL THIS ^
lame self post
This post was so funny due to the pleading for Nik to be nice to this not so perfect looking woman. Yes she is very attractive but no one is squeaky clean and I repeat no one! So thanks for putting her on here for the dirt will definitely surface now.
Nik, say something would you?! Dirty Army Forever….
obvious self post. get a life Kate. there are more important things in life then getting approval from a 5’6 giant beaked stinky arab. and he’s right you are very normal looking.
She has the mane of a lion..
she, for sure, has a mustache
I think she has a croissant shaped face.
never seen a more obvious self post. why do girls suck at disguising themselves so bad?
I’d stilll drill her!!
a pretty girl, but nothing very unique about her, i could walk through the mall on a saturday afternoon and sware ive seen her about 25 times lol
she’s hot, I’d bone her
i go to ud and this girl is less hot than most of the girls i see here on a daily basis
id toss it in, but her lips are not dsl enough for me
me and all my friends screwed her she is a dumb ho shes not that hot i was pretty drunk her puss smells like catfish asz