THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik so you’re into brunettes now…This is VS model Miranda Kerr, I think she’s gorgeous.
I feel like she has one of those upside down triangle heads with an Alien touch. She is all eyes. Don’t get me wrong I would probably stick it in if I was drunk.- nik
... says:
Nah. She has a huge head. Her body is too skinny. I like skinny, but I like skinny w/ butt/boobs. She has neither.
to ...Perez Hilton says:
You’re crazy, and Nik you know she would never touch you.
to Perez Hiltonnics a douche says:
Hey Nik since when do hairy backed, camel faced, oil jockey’s with pencil arms decide if they will sleep with super models?
to nics a doucheYou are still a boy scout jerking off in your bunk bed, try sticking it in ET more your type assh)le
john says:
Nik has no chance in hell with her. He isn’t good looking enough or rich enough.
Look at his ex wife. That is the type of chick he can pull. Ugly as hell.
to johnPOWRIGHTINTHEKISSER says:
Hey now Nik is only a little bit gay
to POWRIGHTINTHEKISSERme says:
major photoshop on the bottom of the bikini photo.
to me20K-MILLIONAIRE says:
i love girls with beautiful eyes..
to 20K-MILLIONAIREDrEndo says:
She may be the VS Butterface
to DrEndoleneuromancer says:
potentially the most beautiful woman on earth
to leneuromancerAnonymous says:
nik most of the time I agree with your answers on the “would you” posts, but seriously? I’m a girl super critical of other women, but miranda kerr is like perfect!!
to Anonymousyoung$money says:
id spread my manjuice on dat ass
to young$moneythe T says:
Once again your an idiot
to the Tcrazy k says:
i would….many times maybe even marry her but then again im drunk
to crazy k====D ~~~ says:
I would not pull out of any of her holes.
to ====D ~~~The Commander says:
Miranda Kerr has a big head and teeny tiny chin.
It’s proportionally unsightly and gross.
to The CommanderNonexistent Faith says:
She makes me think of Tila. Serious alien face going on, this should be an obvious no.
to Nonexistent Faiththeskrilla says:
Nik you are hilarious for real, you would stick it in this chick if you were drunk but give the UCI trash a 5.7?? You have to be delusional or drunk right now. I’m drunk right now.
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theskrilla says:
I totally would for the status, you know what I’m saying? Nik is all about celebrity tail these days (see that post about him clubbing in Hollywood soon) so I totally would do it just to say I stabbed her in the guts.
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yo says:
shes part persian! so ha
to yoeuropean girl says:
shes also serbian and turkish with some filipino
to european girlAnonymous says:
Nik, just keep running the hair plug photo with the sun dial wrist watch and swisher sweet…douchebag.
to AnonymousWhat? says:
She is by far the most beautiful girl to ever be posted on this site. She’s flawless.
to What?resurgance says:
i’ll take her
to resurganceDahlia says:
She’s so cute.
to Dahliatrixie says:
she is gorgemous
to trixie???????????????????????????????????? says:
Hey Nik, why do you think Miranda would want some short, drunk, ugly Arab to stick his Greg into her?
to ????????????????????????????????????BTRthanU says:
I feel that you say these thing because you really like boys. There isnt a man in the world that wouldn’t stick it in M. Kerr over and over and over again.
to BTRthanUif you were drunk? says:
lol now I KNOW you’re full of it Nik. is it because a VS model is too tall for you? I’m an inch shorter than you and would give her the Greg all night. we’re all the same height lying down
to if you were drunk?Farts-n-Rainbows says:
She’s cute, but has a fanny-chin.
to Farts-n-Rainbows.. says:
where is a pic of niks ex wife??
to ..p says:
Her body is flawless, I would eat her ass.
to pAnonymous says:
cute!!
to Anonymousnot a hater says:
^^ agree, she is perfect.. nik who are you!!!???
to not a haterjenn says:
wow i think shes gorgeous
to jennD. says:
I think Nik is a bit of an idiot…
to D.UrHurting says:
I love her! period
to UrHurtingToxic Avenger says:
no plus 2′s huh? fail
to Toxic Avengernik is obviously a homo sexual says:
you could not be any more gay. If you don’t like miranda kerr, just dmit once and for all…you are gay
to nik is obviously a homo sexual