DJ Pauly D And The Situation

Posted in Jersey, Miami, Scissor Gang Mafia, The Dirty | February 8th, 2010

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I just wanted to inform you that the Jersey Douches have been roaming all around South Beach fist pumping at the clubs during Superbowl week.  Everyone was laughing at them.  DJ Pauly D refused to take any pictures with guys, just chicks.  Nik is the Situation real of fake SGM.

Everyone NO-Dat Sitch is Fake Scissor Gang Mafia.  I don’t get how the next season at the Shore is going to work now that people know who these guys are?  Hopefully they will pull hotter chicks, but the “real world” code is to always recast.- nik




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DJ Pauly D And The Situation
  1. February 8, 2010 at 2:04 pm

    elvis says:

    Pauly should be happy to take pictures with anybody, his fame is pretty much a joke

    Reply to elvis
  2. February 8, 2010 at 2:38 pm

    AnonEMouse says:

    I think they are harmless, but it will not be the same.
    Everyone knows who they are plus they are not even going to be on the Jersey Shore anymore.

    Reply to AnonEMouse
  3. February 8, 2010 at 2:48 pm

    huh? says:

    these guys are probably pulling mad tail right now. next season should be interesting, i’m just waiting for some drunk dbag to sucker punch one of these fools out for .2 sec of fame. that will be funny.

    Reply to huh?
  4. February 8, 2010 at 3:55 pm

    Anonymous says:

    they are awesome! cant wait for season 2!!!

    Reply to Anonymous
  5. February 8, 2010 at 4:21 pm

    Mr. U N OWEN says:

    Having a 3ft neck is not cool.

    Reply to Mr. U N OWEN
  6. February 8, 2010 at 4:24 pm

    Turtle Lovin' says:

    Pauly D and The Situation are cute enough guys, but Pauly D needs to lay off the hair gel. His hair looks like it has been run through a circular knitting loom. It reminds me of one of my hats.

    Reply to Turtle Lovin'
  7. February 8, 2010 at 4:41 pm

    bada bing says:

    these guys are badass ! haha im not a guido or anything but i just think they are hilarious

    Reply to bada bing
  8. February 8, 2010 at 5:33 pm

    Carlo says:

    they are as gay as a handbag full of rainbows

    Reply to Carlo
  9. February 8, 2010 at 8:45 pm

    ali says:

    god dam they r hot. wish i saw them on the beach :( xoxo

    Reply to ali
  10. February 8, 2010 at 9:08 pm

    joran van der sloot says:

    these are the ugliest and goofiest f*ggots ive ever met. they tongue each others bungs

    Reply to joran van der sloot
  11. February 8, 2010 at 10:35 pm

    Lo says:

    MTV doesn like them having the overexposure…they asked them to cut back on club appearances

    Reply to Lo
  12. February 8, 2010 at 10:35 pm

    valentine says:

    Jesus…they are SOOOOO U-G-L-Y!!! I love the show but just I can’t see past Situation’s purple nose, Pauly’s HIDEOUS blow out, and Snook’s 3 cent hair clip :-/ ew.

    Reply to valentine
  13. February 9, 2010 at 1:21 am

    BUUUUDDD says:

    BUDDDDY you guys should that PAULY D is at legendary status… any haters can F*Ck off… WOPS R TOPS…Come to Vancouver and fist pump it with some real Italians… Forza buddy

    Reply to BUUUUDDD
  14. February 9, 2010 at 9:15 am

    KatoAto says:

    Nik, you called it so so wrong when you said there was no way in hell they’d be courted for a second season.

    Come on, just man up and admit!

    Reply to KatoAto
  15. February 9, 2010 at 9:29 am

    babeecakes says:

    These guys are like a bad car wreck; so horrible but you can’t help but look.

    Reply to babeecakes
  16. February 9, 2010 at 10:35 am

    artie lange says:

    The situation did it right, the greatest tv personality of all time.

    Reply to artie lange
  17. February 9, 2010 at 11:29 am

    The Shituation says:

    If “The Shituation”’s nose were any bigger, he could join the police force as their number one drug sniffing dog. With a nose bigger than your face, you can probably smell things from halfway across the country…

    Reply to The Shituation
  18. February 9, 2010 at 11:42 am

    the real one (the real one) says:

    I would love to throw hot grease right in their face!!

    Reply to the real one (the real one)
  19. February 10, 2010 at 3:59 am

    bella says:

    They are both good looking guys…but honestly if they didnt do the show they would just be those hotties u always see at the club trying to F every girl AKA douche bags…

    Reply to bella
  20. February 16, 2010 at 7:21 pm

    Anonymous says:

    HAAA

    Reply to Anonymous
  21. February 25, 2010 at 4:07 pm

    Anonymous says:

    I love the situation!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mike i think u are soo hot and i would do u all night long!!!!

    Reply to Anonymous
  22. March 2, 2010 at 1:16 pm

    Anonymous says:

    looks like the situation has been missing the “G.T.” from “G.T.L”…..no gym, no tan.

    Reply to Anonymous
  23. March 12, 2010 at 11:08 am

    Anonymous says:

    From what i heard is that there gonna b shootin out here in Miami…. IDK how thats gonna play out cuz we dont play that sh*tt here!! Somebodys gonna end up fist pumpin them back to da Jersey Shore!!

    Reply to Anonymous

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