If Jessica Simpson had a goiter removed and some of the potion from the Nutty Professor touched it then ‘that’ is what grew out of it…… Messed-upica Simpson
Her name is Alissa, she has photo groups on her facebook like: Olliness, Blonde obsessed, Being blond is our life, so blond in 2009. She is constantly posting updates of how people mistake her for a famous person, then some f*cking loosers agree with her. She is referring to Jessica Simpson. She even went to the chili cook off and reported people asking her for her autograph.
She is actually a nice girl, but she is f*cking delusional. She ha a horrible wonk eye, snaggle teeth, flap juack t*ts, and a fat waist, arms, and the rest of her.
if I knew how to use this site better I would also post the 100+ pictures she has with the exact same stupid pose.
Anyone confusing this chick with ANYONE famous needs to get their eyes checked, I mean I see a small resemblance to JS BUT… I would NOT mistake her for the actual Jessica! SHEESH!!!
hey 20k is gay says:
ugliest chick ive ever seen. looks like someone that douche bag 20k would date.
to hey 20k is gayfiremaster says:
EWW….I see cowardly lion face syndrome.
to firemasterAnonymous says:
She looks pretty nasty
to AnonymousCheese Curds says:
WOW. easily the most mutant of a human being i have seen on this site.
to Cheese Curdscal worthington says:
looks more like jesse james
to cal worthingtonAnonymous says:
Whats wrong with her teeth?
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
ahhhhh…maybe jessica simpson’s ugly twin sister.
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
Looks like the “beast”, on Beauty And The Beast sitcom from back in the day.
to AnonymousCarla* says:
Lol!! Sooo true, thats way too funny!!
to Carla*dirtydirty says:
she actually does look like jessica simpson and they’re both butt ugly. simpson is way passed her used date
to dirtydirtyREaLLY!! BAHAHA says:
That’s a dude! C-mon
to REaLLY!! BAHAHAnunh says:
Agreed
to nunhlini says:
If Jessica Simpson had a goiter removed and some of the potion from the Nutty Professor touched it then ‘that’ is what grew out of it…… Messed-upica Simpson
to linihahaha says:
she looks like shes on meth
to hahahalol says:
Shovel to the face?
to lolmaharaja says:
O_O
to maharajadenver thuggets says:
is that the thundercat chick???
to denver thuggetswoowww says:
she is deff. on cr*ck and wtfffff is wrong with her snaggle teeth hahahaaaha EW
to woowwwOsama Bin Richie says:
Looks like Schrek.
to Osama Bin Richiesgm killer says:
she actually is so gross, her vagine, must look like pulling two pieces of bread apart with melted cheese in the middle, ew
to sgm killerDJ Scratch~N~Sniff says:
She looks like a big toothed monster.
to DJ Scratch~N~SniffAnonymous says:
she looks like a troll
to AnonymousFort Myers Finest says:
Her name is Alissa, she has photo groups on her facebook like: Olliness, Blonde obsessed, Being blond is our life, so blond in 2009. She is constantly posting updates of how people mistake her for a famous person, then some f*cking loosers agree with her. She is referring to Jessica Simpson. She even went to the chili cook off and reported people asking her for her autograph.
She is actually a nice girl, but she is f*cking delusional. She ha a horrible wonk eye, snaggle teeth, flap juack t*ts, and a fat waist, arms, and the rest of her.
if I knew how to use this site better I would also post the 100+ pictures she has with the exact same stupid pose.
to Fort Myers FinestCleveOH says:
Whoa…what is with that goofy smile? I say invest in Juvederm. There’s been worse on here.
to CleveOHWTF? says:
It’s a man, man!
to WTF?nik is my bitch says:
I do see a little resemblance, but this chick is absolutely hideous looking.
to nik is my bitchjtt63 says:
he’s purty.
to jtt63lex says:
looks like one of the wayans brothers in white chicks
to lexDude! says:
Is #2 a mug shot?
to Dude!Trixi says:
Anyone confusing this chick with ANYONE famous needs to get their eyes checked, I mean I see a small resemblance to JS BUT… I would NOT mistake her for the actual Jessica! SHEESH!!!
to TrixiNaplesMon says:
Saw her on a free dating site after i saw this… lol
to NaplesMon