American Idol Stabbing

Posted in Tampa, The Dirty | February 1st, 2010

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what you think about the American Idol attempted murder nik? by now you know the story, the beauty in the mug shot above and her husband were watching American Idol when they had a tiff, a lover’s quarrel, if you will, over whether or not one of the “singers” deserved to go to Hollywood. The argument continued so the husband figured it would be best to turn the channel and just go to sleep. Wrong. Dude wakes up to his wife stabbing him with a butcher knife in the chest and back. Then she chases him as he stumbles into the hallway and scalds him with a pot of hot cocoa. Do you think they’ll last (assuming he lives)? Moral of the story – do not marry Ray Ray Lewis and then get into it with him over “going to Hollywood” – He Hate Me.

American Idol is the downfall of society.  It needs to be cancelled… all it does is make the world more stupid.- nik




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