THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Rachel Sw*mmer, she is a UCLA student and has obviously taken what you said to heart…she looks like she still needs + 2′s…..what do you think nik? also…maybe a little weight loss?
She needs to lose about 30 pounds and tighten up her knee caps… they look a little flabby.- nik
Dirt McGirt (Dirty Army) says:
I don’t see what either of you are talking about.
Who needs to get +2′s or loose 30 pounds???????
Somebody better get that porpoise back in the water ASAP!!!
Anything with a BLOW HOLE that big aimed in the air can’t survive on the beach!!!!!!!!!!
to Dirt McGirt (Dirty Army)Steiche says:
she also need to get a butt crack….what is going on with that thing
to Steichewhat the duece? says:
exactly what I was thinking!
to what the duece?uclabruin says:
you have posted pictures of this girl before.
to uclabruin:) drake says:
30 pounds and she will die…i say 5.
to :) drakeValentine says:
Sure, she’s not a 10+ … but sh*t, she’s still hotter than ANY chick I’ve ever seen come out of Canada. Thank you LA
to Valentinedistrict attorney says:
What is she like 6″12′?
She’s Gigantic! Not the first time a whale has been beached.
to district attorneyKing Nig says:
yea – those back rolls aint goin away anytime soon.
to King NigLBreezy says:
She looks old and ugly.. thanks for playing! LMAO
to LBreezyKari says:
You’re nuts. Rachel is HOTT.
to KariAnonymous says:
agreed. i can’t figure out wtf most folks here are looking for. there is no perfection in life, but let me tell you, this girl sure comes close…
to AnonymousChiGIrl7 says:
omg i know! That first picture is the most unflattering odd bodied picture i’ve ever seen!
to ChiGIrl7Luddite says:
Amen. I mean WTF is up with that 1st pic? She looks like a Manatee in a bikini.
to LudditeWOW says:
Nik, you and whoever posted this must love anorexic skeleton-like girls because 30 lbs lighter and thats what shell look like. She looks great. Id love to know how much you people weigh. get a life.
to WOWDirt McGirt (Dirty Army) says:
145lbs to 115lbs would not be an odd request for a woman to look HOT…….. (drop 30lbs)
The problem is no woman exists in this photo.
Maybe she is laying behind that BEACHED WHALE ….. Or maybe the WHALE ate her?
to Dirt McGirt (Dirty Army)Maui Tom says:
I like…a LOT.
to Maui TomAnonymous says:
she isnt even fat…
to Anonymousruonglu says:
she looks like a horse
to ruonglurachel says:
hahaha….
to rachel100% Class says:
She just needs to hit the gym and eat better and she’ll drop the weight. She may be naturally skinny in some areas, but her midsection is not modelesque.
to 100% ClassOne Wheel Pimpin says:
nasty. check the back fat & adams apple. Def hiding a greg. yuck.
to One Wheel PimpinOne Wheel Pimpin says:
also notice she has to wear those granny under-wire swim suites cause any NORMAL bikini those things would hit the floor. Only cleavage she can get. lol
to One Wheel PimpinTonyS says:
She’s got no waist. Weird.
to TonySwidebuffalo says:
Why do girls think that “looking for a contact lens” pose is sexy? But overweight? No.
to widebuffaloyeah says:
Nik…u r a freaking douche…most of these broads u diss wouldn’t sleep with u in a million years. Fa**ot! Lose 30 pounds? Punk..u need to get ur head checked out! Y don’t u come up to NY and try running ur big mouth in person….Hilarious!
to yeahLBreezy says:
Shuuuuuutttt Uuuuupppp!!! New York is the only place in this country where white people act like n*ggers!! You think you’re tough, but you really look like trash, just like your scum bag city. Nobody calls b*tches broads man, how old are you? Its like, broads sounds classy ey!! No!! New York ain sh*t, but a bunch of wanna be gangsters living in an image of the past. Trash is all over your city, look around!!
to LBreezyLBreezy says:
Oooooooohhhh…. shuuuuut uuuup!! New York is the only place in the country where white people act like n*ggers!! That doesn’t make you tough, it makes you arrogant. Nobody is afraid of New York, we just think it’s trash!!
to LBreezysaul/paul says:
anyone who says something negative should also post their picture … most of these people are self hating beasts …. that’s why they miss the point …
to saul/paulAnonymous says:
30 lbs? that’s a bit ridiculous. this girl looks nothing like a porpoise, either. i’m all about calling it like it is, but come on…
to AnonymousDirt McGirt (Dirty Army) says:
Put your Glasses ON…………..
to Dirt McGirt (Dirty Army)female says:
these pictures are proof of why photoshop exists… to remedy these unseemly natural defects.
to femaleABBNo says:
What photographer would think that first picture looks good? Must be one of those douchebags trying to “build his portfolio.” She looks like a camel. Her face is beat too. She needs to stop leaving comments saying how hot she is.
to ABBNowow says:
She is not fat…she just doesn’t look all photo “chopped”. That’s what real women look like. She’s average.
to wowAnonymous says:
Are you people insane?? This website is ridiculous, and nik your probably some low life piece of sh*t who got made fun of all through out his childhood by girls and this is your form of revenge. With that said this girl is beautiful, and does not need to loose any weight.
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
WOW. She’s GORGEOUS. You’re all idiots. Nik, you’d be lucky to even get a girl that looks that hot.
to AnonymousWow says:
30 lbs? Are you kidding me? Maybe 10-15, but 30 would make her look like a skeleton and skeletons are not sexy…
to WowMrs. Maples says:
that first picture makes her look like she is a camel with no front legs.
to Mrs. MaplesTallest says:
Is that her back or a table for 20?
to Tallestriiiiiiight says:
she looks like Heidi Montaug…gross.
to riiiiiiightAnonymous says:
If she needs to lose 30lbs. Then you Nik are a purple crayon.
to AnonymousABBNo says:
That’s the dumbest thing you could possibly say.
to ABBNoLulu-Train says:
Where did she get her t8ts done? Taco Bell?
to Lulu-TrainAnonymous says:
Her t*ts are real, douche.
to Anonymousashb says:
HEY NIK I THINK YOUR A F**KING IDIOT
to ashbHOW IN THE HELL DOSE TYHIS WOMAN NEED TO LOOSE 30 POUNDS DO YUOU NO HOW DISCUSTING THAT WOULD BE
YOUR AN IDIOT MANN
ITHTEN UP HER KNEE CAPSS WTF KIND OF WOMAN ARE YOU INTRESTED IN I SEE THE THINGS YOU SAY
THEY MAKE NO SENCEE U WANT A 80 POUND WOMAN WITH NO ASS AND BIG TITS :s WIERDO
...... says:
check out her back rolls in the bottom pic….ya she needs to hit the gym..and she has no ass what so ever…shes needs some work.
to ............ says:
check out her back fat (rolls) in the bottom pic. she has no ass what so ever…
to ......Anonymous says:
I actually met this girl last week, she looks way hotter in person than these photos suggest.
to AnonymousJen Sterger sucks says:
This girl is doing porn now.
to Jen Sterger sucksAnonymous says:
this girl was on the third season of laguna beach
to Anonymousno onw says:
You are a pshyco… if she lost 30 pounds she would vanish. I would like to know what you look like… you probably coudln’t even get a girl like that.
to no onwOMG says:
She does porn now and goes by Tasha Reign….
to OMGWill S. says:
You haters are nuts. She’s a perfect all-american girl.
to Will S.R says:
FYI she is the pornstar known as Tasha Reign, and yes her breasts are fake but she is amazing
to R