Beautiful Hooters Brunette

February 10, 2010 The Dirty, University Of Montana, Would You? 38 5,589 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik…may have found your perfect girl. this is Brittney C. She is a HOOTERS girl. She was praised in the local newspaper for making it into the Hooters 2010 calendar this year. She is super nice, and her aspirations are to be in Maxim and Sports Illustrated. She works out everyday, and is tanner than Snooki. She just got her +2s done..I know you’re going for brunettes this year so would you?’

Answer:  No, the scouts at Hooters need to focus.  Ladies if you are going to waste you money on +2′s please shoot for 450cc’s or higher.  Small +2′s just make your legs look fat like this girl.

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