Beautiful Hooters Brunette
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik…may have found your perfect girl. this is Brittney C. She is a HOOTERS girl. She was praised in the local newspaper for making it into the Hooters 2010 calendar this year. She is super nice, and her aspirations are to be in Maxim and Sports Illustrated. She works out everyday, and is tanner than Snooki. She just got her +2s done..I know you’re going for brunettes this year so would you?’
Answer: No, the scouts at Hooters need to focus. Ladies if you are going to waste you money on +2′s please shoot for 450cc’s or higher. Small +2′s just make your legs look fat like this girl.
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The only reason you aren’t interested in any of these girls is either because you’re gay, or you had a effed up relationship with mommy and no one will live up to her.
I totally agree. I have seen a sbsolutely smokin hot pics on here and he says they are too fat or something stupid like that. I’m thinking we just might have a homo on our hands.
That’s the humor of this website, jackass. If you have a problem with it, then stop contributing to the man’s income by viewing his website.
Yeah u def didn’t post both of those…Your dumb lol!
Where are your hips Birtha?
Haha you’re so right, I’ve actualy seen Nik in person. and I definitly think you nailed it on the head hahaha!
I agree with you about the gay part. Any guy in there right mind would find this girl smokin hot. And I’ve seen other on here that he called fat or something stupid like that. It’s either homo or just tryin to put up a front while he touches himself while looking at these pics.
I’d have to spray her colon.
she’s got that “from dusk till dawn” look…after turning into the vampire…
why doesn`t she have a greg
why did`nt she have a penis i like peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i like peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nik, it depends on how big your boobs were before the breast augmentation. A girl that goes in with a C cup wouldnt want 450 ccs, they would be way too big!
Fug. Next!
First time going on that website…Y ppl wastin’ their time on talkin’ sh*t…..this is useless!!!!! and by the way, most of the girls are great lookn……wtf is wrong with ppl???!!!!!!!!!!!!
I agree with nick this girl looks busted up in the face, with her k-mart eye shadow and two toned nose she needs to work at McDonalds because this skank is GROSS!
summeangirl you are F’ing the dumbest girl you clearly know this girl and you clearly are filled with jealously just wanting to look like her. i would love to see your face up here so i could see your F’ing nasty face! your entire statement was so far from the truth, your stretching so far to find something you just look pathetic….good try though DUMB *SS! you live a pathetic life. keep living it, taking joy in writing mean things though a screen name to hide behind GET A F#*KING life LOSER!
summeangirl you are F’ing the dumbest girl you clearly know this girl and you clearly are filled with jealously just wanting to look like her. i would love to see your face up here so i could see your F’ing nasty face! your entire statement was so far from the truth, your stretching so far to find something you just look pathetic….good try though DUMB ASS! you live a pathetic life. keep living it, taking joy in writing mean things though a screen name to hide behind GET A F#*KING life LOSER!
i think you are a pathetic human being your parents seriously screwed you up….you and so many ppl on this website seem like seriously ugly people on this inside and by your ridiculous comments highly likely ugly on the outside jealous b*tches PATHETIC HUMAN BEING just to be clear
Look at the size of that forehead..good GOD!
i’m sure you would be looking at her forehead when you’re bangin the dog $h!t out of her….fu¢k her forehead, this girls hot
This gutter slut thinks she is the finest thing in montana and flaunts it. guys drool over her but she has a terrible face. classic Cleavland browner (great uniform, bad helmet) Her nose is fcked up, she has a huge 10 head, and her teeth look like p diddys and she has horse gums. Not hot and a stuck up btch to boot. she also hooks up with dudes who beat up girls
GET A LIFE CHIEF!!!!! I WOULD LOVE TO SEE YOUR F@#KING UGLY FACE you are so pathetic to even say that, i know and F@#king love her she is such a beautiful person inside and out i wish i could have the heart she does. SHE WORKS SO HARD FOR HERSELF AND ALWAYS THERE AS A FRIEND!!! so sad she has people like you writing retarded lies and stretching for any insult you can find WITH HER!!! look AT YOUR PATHETIC LIFE AND HOW YOU USE IT YOUR A WASTE OF SPACE..WAY TO LIVE YOUR LIVE LOSER YOUR MAMA MUST BE SO PROUD OF THE CHILD SHE RAISED
don’t know the girl, but i think she’s a beauty. good for you for sticking up for your (obvious) friend.
I think she wears too much make up and her legs are pretty thick!
lol at all these ppl tryin to find things wrong with her.. first of all these pics are before she got her boobs done, so thats why they r still small nic… and this girl is the sweetest girl you will ever meet! so fck all you haters!
and @wutang whats wrong with thick legs this girl has the most amazing body every….bet
well if you cant find her at the bar, u can sure find her in a tent @ testy fest doing blow and making love to local rappers
… everyone loves the drunk chick that fights her friends when they get more attention then them… back to the rez with ya i say …
i got 20 bucks on @Anonymous being the sh*t bag herself… trying to defend her ‘rez’ lifestyle… eh… cuz.. … i got a thousand bucks on your getting sh*t faced drunk and ruining things with this new guy… u wont make 90 days… i mean fuck you cant stay out of a bar for 2 days
imagine that… the slut is prego with the new mexi boyfriend of 2 weeks or is it his?…. so whats this kid gonna be called native-a-mexicant
the friend defending her is her linebacker looking blogger saskia boogman who looks like a boogeyman sort of. These two make me wonder just like with playboy…what the heck happened and when did the judgement start getting clouded. P.S sauce, you are way too ugly to be thinking all that you think of yourself in your hooters blog, go eat some more dutch cookies and get fatter
Wow, it is just amazing to see how society has de-evolved in such petty feeble-minded creatures that have nothing better to do then lash out at an obviously beautiful lady. I also looked into her Sauce, and most of you are completely off. It is a sad day in America when two women who are clearly very attractive get persecuted for too small of boobs or so-called looking like a linebacker. The first comment from anonymous is just rude and any person can see that you must have some deep seeded mommy issues!
It is true that these women do use their looks to make more money but some of them also support good causes like children with cancer and also breast cancer. It is a sad day when hard working ladies such as Saskia get brutalized by some half-wit hack, (who probably doesn’t even have a job). Considering she is a grad student that works extremely hard and has nothing but the utmost respect for all people. I am sure that one of the first things that she would say to you is I am sorry that you feel the way that you do, but I was born this way and I am doing my best to leave a mark on this world of kindness and compassion.
So for all you haters please get a fucking life, I would imagine that your non existent girlfriends don’t even come close to looking as good as either girl, not to mention they must not have a brain in their heads to date such a misogynist douche bag!! So SUCK IT!!!
I used to be suggested this website via my cousin. I am no longer positive whether or not this put up is written through him as no one else know such specific approximately my trouble. You’re amazing! Thank you!
looks who came running back from seattle after burning all her bridges there… and whoring it off in basement rap videos… why come back to a town where you have no friends