Breaking News: Ronnie From The Jersey Shore Flakes


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, so I went to this club in Greenville North Carolina tonight called Rehab Lounge to see Ronnie from the Jersey Shore. I drove about an hour from Rocky Mount to see this assh*le and I went inside and asked someone where Ronnie is the manager told me that he wanted more money and he just didnt show up to the event. That is so f*cked up.  How much money do you need to be a guido assh*le and drink at a club?  I am never watching Jersey Shore again and f*ck you Ronnie from everyone in North Carolina!

These guys are all losers with no work ethic.  When is the world going to understand Guido is lower class than white trash or redneck trailer trash.  Don’t book Ronnie because he will flake and doesn’t tip (none of them do).- nik


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  1. February 9, 2010 at 8:31 pm

    OK... says:

    You drove an hour to actually SEE this guy? THAT is the definition of loser.

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    • February 10, 2010 at 10:35 am

      Nik's loose anus says:

      Ronnie’s the assh*le cause YOU DROVE A HOUR to see someone getting paid to make a club appearance where f*ck1ng losers drive a hour for a no-namer to make an appearance??!!!??? Need I say more

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  2. February 9, 2010 at 8:39 pm

    Who cares says:

    Who is pathetic enough to go and see these people?

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  3. February 9, 2010 at 8:58 pm

    bwhahaha says:

    THis loser skipped an event at the lamest bar in chicago couple fridays ago.

    AND Snooki skipped an event at Manor.

    ANd Pauly D and The Sitch skipped an event at Lumen.
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    What these places did instead was have a jersey douche party. I heard it was better without them anyways,

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  4. February 9, 2010 at 9:05 pm

    The Sitch says:

    This story sounds like a situation

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  5. February 9, 2010 at 9:06 pm

    Anonymous says:

    i love him

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  6. February 9, 2010 at 9:08 pm

    KLA says:

    Why the hell would you go see anybody from the Jersey Shore? You are a f*cking clown…

    Reply to KLA
  7. February 9, 2010 at 9:27 pm

    Anonymous says:

    The joke is on you if you drove an hour to see Ronnie

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  8. February 9, 2010 at 9:41 pm

    ultinice says:

    one shot kid………….what a fag

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  9. February 9, 2010 at 9:44 pm

    Wangbone says:

    MTV is so disgustingly “New York-y” and it is awesome that the obvious intended mockery completely went unnoticed and these horrible, horrible people have become pop culture icons because of idiots who will drive a goddamn hour to hang out with a f*cking retarded juice monster and bask in the refracted glory of third-rate fame just because this d*ck is on MTV. Serves you right for giving a sh*t, you dumbf*ck. I’m glad he let you down, and I feel sorry that you are so stupid that you just automatically thought that these orange tools are cool. I also live in Eastern North Carolina (temporarily), so it’s not like I would expect any different. There is a girl here I know who last weekend had a f*cking Snooki poof in her hair. Same dummy who last year this time had a Kate G*sselin reverse mullet. Getting famous is the most desired thing in this country, and idiots will fall in love with absolutely anybody who gets even the tiniest bit of fame, for any reason. I saw OJ Simpson in the airport not long after his embarrassing aquital, and people were still begging for autographs and pictures. Same thing. Stupid people are so easily influenced, and lucky for MTV, there is no shortage of stupid people.

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  10. February 9, 2010 at 9:58 pm

    Wangbone says:

    It is the easily-influenced retards like yourself that allowed these horrible, horrible people to become pop culture icons. And you’re calling him the assh*le? I can’t get on my computer or turn on the tv without seeing these f*cks. Your fault. I’m glad he let you down, and that you actually gave him the power to let you down. That is sad, although not surprising. This site is fun to check out, because the stupid and sh*tty actually get skewered a bit, and it’s fun to throw your two cents in from time to time. But I’m sick of these greasy pigs. The fact that some disgusting troll who goes by the name Snooki, who got the name from being a wh*re, has been elevated to household name status is f*cking insane. For doing jack sh*t. The more I type, the madder I’m getting at you. I bet you’re a dumb wh*re who would have blown him in the bathroom instantly if given the opportunity.

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    • February 11, 2010 at 4:11 am

      PRO says:

      you need to get a life dude. You are way to angry….better yet just sit on your computer at home and be mad at the world loser….Everyone else is safer that way

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  11. February 9, 2010 at 10:02 pm

    Craftsmen says:

    this guy is the biggest douche anyways. If he didn’t get invited back next season, everyone would completely forget his name. He needs to go back to working as a tradesman.

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  12. February 9, 2010 at 10:16 pm

    Mange says:

    Nik is as big a douche as these clowns. Keep fist pumping Nik. You guido lovin fag

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  13. February 9, 2010 at 10:25 pm

    San Diego says:

    Guidos are a waste of skin

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  14. February 9, 2010 at 10:42 pm

    whiskey says:

    he is all carbo bloat

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  15. February 9, 2010 at 10:50 pm

    I hear Ya says:

    None of them can show up anymore MTV as pulled that card from then!

    Reply to I hear Ya
  16. February 9, 2010 at 10:57 pm

    SIK J says:

    These Jerk Offs are pulling the mozza over everyone, why do we care about these brain dead Losers? The show was them trying to hook up with Whatever, minus Ronnie & Sammi. I saw Pauly getting interviewed about next season and was asked where, he said “somewhere warm & crazy.” Wow, and you came up with the exotic place like Acapulco. “My passport is always ready,” yet he has never left the country? By 28, I had been to Australia more than 7 months total, in my 7 trips, starting at age 21. I took a job at American Airlines to fly cheaply. I’m also a Quadriplegic, paralyzed from my armpits down, use a wheelchair;=) These are typical dumb kids, experience the world, go to Ibiza or Rio? LIFE ROLLS ON……………….SIK J

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  17. February 9, 2010 at 11:17 pm

    valentine says:

    I would go out of my way to avoid a club if I knew that d.bag was going to be there. He looks like a f*cking midget.

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  18. February 9, 2010 at 11:18 pm

    eagle 3 says:

    all of themare toads

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  19. February 9, 2010 at 11:22 pm

    bullz-eye says:

    So who is the real a-hole? Ronnie who is now taking home serious coin (for him) or you, for actually wanting to go see him? Even though you think he’s an a-hole.

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  20. February 10, 2010 at 12:36 am

    Pimpin' says:

    Is their 15min up yet?

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  21. February 10, 2010 at 12:37 am

    29207 says:

    i wouldn’t walk around the corner to see one of those f*cktards.and this poster drove for an hour to see one of them.get a life

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  22. February 10, 2010 at 12:44 am

    Toxic Avenger says:

    Whoever drives an hour to see Ronnie, that is a guy, is gay for guidos for sure

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  23. February 10, 2010 at 1:24 am

    uncle says:

    loser

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  24. February 10, 2010 at 2:07 am

    canadian guy says:

    ha you loser fag. People who turn out to see human garbage like this deserve to get ripped off….

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  25. February 10, 2010 at 3:14 am

    408 says:

    He did the same thing to Pearl Night Club in san jose , ca

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  26. February 10, 2010 at 5:11 am

    Anon E Mouse says:

    Ronnie is a loser for sure, but you are 10 times worse because you drove an hour to see a Guido pizza delivery driver.

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  27. February 10, 2010 at 5:40 am

    Sling says:

    What a loser, I wouldn’t drive 10 minutes to see any of these idiots. And then to get so mad you run to thedirty to tell everyone about it? lolu

    “one shot…. that was one fu*kin shot!”

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  28. February 10, 2010 at 5:47 am

    wanker says:

    Who are these meaningless people?

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  29. February 10, 2010 at 5:56 am

    Capt Oats says:

    Go Pirates! First of all why are you going to see Ronnie, secondly Rehab is corny. Everyone goes to 519

    Reply to Capt Oats
  30. February 10, 2010 at 6:24 am

    Anonymous says:

    I would light that midget up if I saw him

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  31. February 10, 2010 at 6:47 am

    Night and Day 704 says:

    stupid! the situation is supposed to be at Suite tonight in charlotte…. Gay… i wouldn’t mind going to another bar now….

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  32. February 10, 2010 at 6:47 am

    so true says:

    i think mtv pulled the plug on the going to so many parties now that they are signed for a season two.

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  33. February 10, 2010 at 6:52 am

    datruth says:

    All losers that need to go away, at least in PHilly they did it right, understand I am not from that nasty ass city, but close by, the orange oompa loompa Snooki went to the Wing Bowl and got booed, people threw pretzels and beer at her and where ever she went in the city, people made fun of her, the funny part though, half the girls in South PHilly look just like her

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  34. February 10, 2010 at 7:52 am

    nunh says:

    Drove an hour to see this dude = loser.

    Reply to nunh
  35. February 10, 2010 at 8:05 am

    Ha ha says:

    These guys are famous for being stupid… Guys only your other dumbass friends think you’re cool. The rest of the country is intrigued by the show because they are laughing At you…

    Reply to Ha ha
  36. February 10, 2010 at 8:23 am

    Anonymous says:

    these people have no care, i was suppose to dj the event had taken the time to put together a special set and of course go figure…haha…i knew there was a reason i didn’t watch the show…karma jersey shore…karma

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  37. February 10, 2010 at 8:31 am

    Anonymous says:

    Hey Nik & Ari

    Can you also post this under East Carolina Univ. Ronnie is supposed to show up in Raleigh, NC tomorrow for an event. I’ll keep you posted if this douche bag decides to blow that event off too. Happy Birthday NIK…

    Reply to Anonymous
  38. February 10, 2010 at 8:35 am

    d says:

    ha ha, bigger loser is someone driving to see this tool. the pic says it all…..

    Reply to d
  39. February 10, 2010 at 8:46 am

    cASShole says:

    right. you’re the idiot for driving to see this retard. quit condoning the stupidity!

    Reply to cASShole
  40. February 10, 2010 at 8:50 am

    Weston from SONS says:

    I drive an hour to see him, just to knock his b*tch as$ out

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  41. February 10, 2010 at 8:51 am

    MeInChicago says:

    this guy has a flatter chest than a 6 year old girl!! when is that stoopid hair cut gonna go outta style…. PLEASE!

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  42. February 10, 2010 at 9:01 am

    Mr. Bojangles says:

    I can’t believe people would want ronnie to come. He should be flattered that anyone would want him because he is the lamest person on the show. Secondly F*ck that guy. Everyone in and around the greater greenville area was excited about seeing him for months now and he bails. What a puss. All those muscles on the outside but nothing on the inside. AWSOME WORK RON!!!!

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  43. February 10, 2010 at 9:41 am

    REALLY Nik?? says:

    A little bird around town said that you had a limo for over 17 hours and didn’t tip a penny…a little hypocritical isn’t it?

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  44. February 10, 2010 at 9:45 am

    nema says:

    its kind of funny to see people talk sh*t about a guy whose position they would love to be in.. he’d kick any of your *sses, he’d get any girl over any one of you (including your girlfriend), and he’s makin money. Hey if clubs were paying you X amount of money just to go drink and see people on the regular, wouldn’t you not show up to one if they were paying you less than the standard? He probably just went to another club and got paid more. so screw all u haters

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  45. February 10, 2010 at 10:29 am

    Italian says:

    Everyone tries to clown Italians, but I bet I can catch you watching the Sopranos’…. Don’t be mad because you Family/Nationality never had the balls to be anything other than a servant! Thanks for paying our bills. Sack check Bit*h!

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  46. February 10, 2010 at 10:33 am

    Dick Dasterdly says:

    I wouldn’t cross the street to piss on his, or any of these Jersey monkey’s, hair if it was on fire much less drive an hour to “see” him. You need to pick up your game if you thought that was a good idea!

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  47. February 10, 2010 at 10:34 am

    Aj says:

    These fools and this show has made america dumber…you people that allow losers like this to receive a pay check because your dumbass watches their sh*itty show…please put a bullet through your head

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  48. February 10, 2010 at 11:55 am

    not for nothing says:

    MTV told them they had to ax most of their appearances since they resigned for season 2-if this is the case they should’ve at least given the club notice he wasn’t showing, but whatever, these kids ego’s are so far gone there destined for doucheness

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  49. February 10, 2010 at 12:05 pm

    Mark says:

    The last time I sw hair combed like his was in that movie “The Little Rascals” and the guys name was ALFALFA.

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  50. February 10, 2010 at 3:58 pm

    B says:

    He did the same thing a couple of weeks ago… bailed on Tiki Bobs in Richmond Va… supposed to be resceduled to some time in March.

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