Britain’s Most Successful Brunette
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik In a last ditch attempt to find you a brunette this is Cheryl Cole pretty much Britains sweetheart, Member of the UK’s biggest girl band Girls Aloud and shes a judge on the X Factor, Simon Cowell’s version of American Idol over here. Its been in the news today that her footballer husband has been caught having a second affair. Would you?
Answer: I would let her date me for a couple weeks and see if there is any chemistry. We just got to work on the knee caps, but love is possible.
Second affair with a chick, probably tenth in total if you count dudes.
10 men went to bed
went to bed with Ashley
10 men
9 men
8 men
6 men
7 men
5 men
4 men
3 men
2 men
1 man and his mobile phone
Went to bed with Ashley
Nik just you know she is married to chelsea and english national soccer player ashley cole who is black not that this should matter but she likes the purple crayon
Nik she loves the purple…
She lives in London, which is hundreds of miles away. Don’t give the dirty Manc’s credit for fine women.
actually she lives in Godalming in Surrey… so don’t give the dirty Londonners the credit.
She’s so tiny! No wonder Nik said yes.
The hottest woman in the world is Britain’s Lucy Pinder.
She is hot. I don’t understand how guys cheat on girls this hot with uglier trashy whor*s.
I believe the saying is, show me the hottest girl and I’ll show you a man thats tired of sleeping with her! After the honeymoon phase wears off it takes more than good looks to keep a man/woman interested….what if she’s a huge controlling bitch and verbally abuses her man on the daily…?
Couldn’t have said it better Aj…excellent.
AJ is right. Jennifer Aniston is an example of a hot looking woman but guys burn rubber getting away from her. She has to be a world class b*tch and terrible in the sack.
she’s so damn fine …I’d drink her bath water.
She is so freaking hot!
Dear qbert, in your little song/poem thing, I think 7 comes before 6. Dumbass.
who looks at knee caps u big ol’ queerrr
I will paint my crayon purple if she will shallow
opps… swallow
I hear she is into 5’3, 125lb persian bloggers/club douches
My face would be buried in her butt 24/7.
Look closely @ the first pic..
She may be hiding HUGEEEE EARS…
Stolen from elsewhere…but, i would crawl through a mile of broken glass to just hear her fart over the phone.
kneecaps???! Are you serious?
shes gorgeous
shes so pretty, thought shed have been the brunette one
She likes black dudes, so you have a -99% chance of being with her buddy….
Good thing someone mentioned her, I was thinking this would be the only chick to salvage the year of brunettes thing you declared, Nik. Now we just need the American version.
her eyes aren’t straight
She likes black dudes…I guess it would be ok once I got past the little part he used.
i would have sex with her kneecaps
10 men went to bed (c*nt!) went to bed with ashley
In the first pic…it looks as though someone has stuff herself up onto a pole. Something she’s probably quite comfortable with.