THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik In a last ditch attempt to find you a brunette this is Cheryl Cole pretty much Britains sweetheart, Member of the UK’s biggest girl band Girls Aloud and shes a judge on the X Factor, Simon Cowell’s version of American Idol over here. Its been in the news today that her footballer husband has been caught having a second affair. Would you?
Answer: I would let her date me for a couple weeks and see if there is any chemistry. We just got to work on the knee caps, but love is possible.
qbert says:
Second affair with a chick, probably tenth in total if you count dudes.
10 men went to bed
to qbertwent to bed with Ashley
10 men
9 men
8 men
6 men
7 men
5 men
4 men
3 men
2 men
1 man and his mobile phone
Went to bed with Ashley
duff says:
Nik just you know she is married to chelsea and english national soccer player ashley cole who is black not that this should matter but she likes the purple crayon
to duffAnonymous says:
Nik she loves the purple…
to AnonymousWhy is this labeled as Manchester? says:
She lives in London, which is hundreds of miles away. Don’t give the dirty Manc’s credit for fine women.
to Why is this labeled as Manchester?Anonymous says:
actually she lives in Godalming in Surrey… so don’t give the dirty Londonners the credit.
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
She’s so tiny! No wonder Nik said yes.
to AnonymousJohnny Rotten says:
The hottest woman in the world is Britain’s Lucy Pinder.
to Johnny RottenSean says:
She is hot. I don’t understand how guys cheat on girls this hot with uglier trashy whor*s.
to Seancowbulls says:
AJ is right. Jennifer Aniston is an example of a hot looking woman but guys burn rubber getting away from her. She has to be a world class b*tch and terrible in the sack.
to cowbullsAj says:
I believe the saying is, show me the hottest girl and I’ll show you a man thats tired of sleeping with her! After the honeymoon phase wears off it takes more than good looks to keep a man/woman interested….what if she’s a huge controlling bitch and verbally abuses her man on the daily…?
to AjOG Denver says:
Couldn’t have said it better Aj…excellent.
to OG DenverCamel Jockey says:
she’s so damn fine …I’d drink her bath water.
to Camel Jockeynunh says:
She is so freaking hot!
to nunhAnnnnnna7 says:
Dear qbert, in your little song/poem thing, I think 7 comes before 6. Dumbass.
to Annnnnna7?whoman? returns says:
who looks at knee caps u big ol’ queerrr
to ?whoman? returnsEx Lax says:
I will paint my crayon purple if she will shallow
to Ex LaxEx Lax says:
opps… swallow
to Ex Laxlol says:
I hear she is into 5’3, 125lb persian bloggers/club douches
to lolRobert says:
My face would be buried in her butt 24/7.
to Robertshred says:
Look closely @ the first pic..
to shredShe may be hiding HUGEEEE EARS…
J Live says:
Stolen from elsewhere…but, i would crawl through a mile of broken glass to just hear her fart over the phone.
to J Livenonya says:
kneecaps???! Are you serious?
to nonyanc says:
shes gorgeous
to ncbritain says:
shes so pretty, thought shed have been the brunette one
to britainAnon E Mouse says:
She likes black dudes, so you have a -99% chance of being with her buddy….
to Anon E MouseDA187 says:
Good thing someone mentioned her, I was thinking this would be the only chick to salvage the year of brunettes thing you declared, Nik. Now we just need the American version.
to DA187Anonymous says:
her eyes aren’t straight
to AnonymousFrelken says:
She likes black dudes…I guess it would be ok once I got past the little part he used.
to Frelkenchad says:
i would have sex with her kneecaps
to chadjunior says:
10 men went to bed (c*nt!) went to bed with ashley
to juniorAnonymous says:
In the first pic…it looks as though someone has stuff herself up onto a pole. Something she’s probably quite comfortable with.
to Anonymous