Dirtiest Guy In Surrey


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this is Clayton R*an… but we call him surrey’s notorious trick.  He claims to be a big time PIMP but really the only time he gets it is when he pays for it.  He spends his whole day on CRAIGSLIST searching for any girls willing to pay him attention.  He thinks he’s ballin in his SURREY PENTHOUSE and his 2002 Chrysler 300(30K Milli dream car) lol.   Just thought the dirtiest guy in surrey should be on here nik.  You gotta love the picture of him in the bathtub, what a true gangsta.

Is it just me or does his tattoo say “Respect Moron”?  It makes sense I guess?- nik


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  1. February 11, 2010 at 3:49 am

    French Fry Mike says:

    Haha what a f*cken loser Clay is a broke *ss that supports fake jewellery and fake gear he lives with evan a bigger and fatter goof named Fat Bradley him and his sidekick Ernie sell nickel and dime bags for a living usually that Brad guy reeks like Barn stench eww grouse and to even beat that he never brushes his teeth usually when he’s talking to you theres still food stuck between his teeth he eats all of Fat Clays leftovers, f*cken human garberator grouse goof needs to brush his teeth and that Ernie goof too needs a dental checkup same goes to welfare Clay!!

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    • February 18, 2010 at 11:29 pm

      B says:

      Only a tough talker on a computer like you can talk hard !lol grow some balls bitch and say it to my face ,and you are grimmey enough to use my buddys name you seem bitch made?

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      • May 2, 2010 at 6:23 pm

        J Smoke says:

        no doubt B !!! cowards talk sht,,If I ever hear u talkin bout B or Clay I swear I’ll throw u off the fu**in penthouse roof ya goof!! get a life and maybe u’ll stop kickin other peoples around on the web!!!!!

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  2. February 11, 2010 at 3:52 am

    French Fry Mike says:

    What a dead beat daddy and a loser broke down biker wannabe chump jus like his friend Bradley and Ernie dead beat nickel and dime dealers that reek like barn stench!!

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  3. February 11, 2010 at 3:53 am

    French Fry Mike says:

    What a dead beat daddy and a loser broke down biker wannabe chump jus like his friend Bradley and Ernie dead beat nickel and dime dealers that reek like barn stench!! hahahahahaha

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  4. February 11, 2010 at 3:59 am

    French Fry Mike says:

    These guys all need to start to brush there teeth and go to the dentist if they can afford it lol. Brad is usually smellin up the elevator in my building he reeks like a mofo and clay smells like cheap knock off purfume grouse and that ernie guy always has a napsack full of bunk w*ed and hes gay just like the halfrican Josh that dumb goof has better weed though. Brad your a loser how old are you? and where are you in your life? grow up and do something with your fat tub of lard u piece of donkey sh*t!!

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  5. February 11, 2010 at 4:23 am

    Natas says:

    Clay your a Sweetie and I miss you!!!
    That sucks your on here.

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  6. February 11, 2010 at 4:47 am

    Anonymous says:

    Haha he actually is a super nice guy… But let’s be real here people… He certainly “has a way with the ladies” anyone who knows him will say he’s a wicked guy, but he totally sleeps with anything that has a pulse. Take this site with a grain of salt! Who gives a sh*t? Nice guy? Yes! Womanizer? Yes! Who cares? Too many people… Whateves!

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  7. February 11, 2010 at 5:16 am

    ferrari says:

    i love you bro xo

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  8. February 11, 2010 at 10:08 am

    Tanya says:

    WOW.. really i find this to be funny, the only reason why Clay is on here, is he must have rejected the person that posted this about him, there is no way anyone would ever say this crap to his face. I have known Clay for over 10 years now and never once has he disrespected myself or anyone else around, unless they deserved it. Too bad a crazy stalker really has nothing better to do them photoshop pictures of him and dream about how one day he might actually pick her to be with! And if this was a male who put Clay up, then it’s just that you are jealous and want to be just like him and he is your idol!

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  9. February 11, 2010 at 5:57 pm

    hmmm.... says:

    i think clay wrote these comments on his own lol

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  10. February 11, 2010 at 6:26 pm

    truth? says:

    i dont know why you guys are getting mad this is wat this website is about. BUT i do not know this guy, but i know ppl that have or do. HE IS A DISRESPECTFUL BASTARD. HE BEATS GIRLS then tells them he tells them he loves after hes done. he is a GOOOF!

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  11. February 11, 2010 at 6:34 pm

    SOLO says:

    Clay is hella cool!! He needs to be taken down from this site!! I CANT BELIEVE HE IS ON HERE!!! TAKE HIM OFF!!!!!!

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  12. February 11, 2010 at 7:54 pm

    omg ur up at last says:

    ha ha ha. truly a nasty right here. i no of 3 girls he has paid money to for sex!
    you are for sure a trick and pathetic

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  13. February 11, 2010 at 11:19 pm

    RS says:

    HAHA THIS LIL BITCH SUCKS GUYS DICKS AT CELEBRITIES FOR $80 HE SHOULD HAVE STAYED WITH THAT HOTT CARLY WHAT A DOUCHE LOST HER FOR THESE HOOKERS HE PAYS FOR SEX HAHAHA WHAT A BROKEN DOWN DOUCHEBAG!!

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  14. February 12, 2010 at 12:43 am

    LP says:

    i remember the bathtub nite & karaoke =) shake them haters off!

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  15. February 12, 2010 at 12:52 am

    jackie says:

    clays got a pinner twizzler d*nk I laughed when I saw it.

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  16. February 12, 2010 at 1:38 am

    The Last Emperor says:

    Typical Slurrey trash, just like the people defending him

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  17. February 12, 2010 at 1:46 am

    clyde says:

    hahha, now this is a guy that desrves to be up here… I can’t believe someone posted me on this site

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  18. February 12, 2010 at 1:47 am

    clyde says:

    ps.. the bathtub pic makes u look like a rhino in a hot tub u steriod ape creep

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  19. February 12, 2010 at 1:48 am

    clyde says:

    ps, u look like a rhino drowning in a hot-tub

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    • February 13, 2010 at 1:24 am

      your a joke! says:

      Your a tool! Like seriously what are u jealous of him because he can get chicks unlike you who spends his time commenting on an innocent guys life…. Find something productive to do with your life rather than being a b*tch

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  20. February 12, 2010 at 9:45 am

    Anonymous says:

    Jo Jo again?!?!??? Her face is everywhere on this site

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  21. February 12, 2010 at 11:07 am

    Just so you know... says:

    I think all these comments defending him are self posts, they pretty much all say the same things.

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    • February 14, 2010 at 8:38 pm

      ferrari says:

      efff you i am clays cousin and he does not deserve to be on here loser

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      • February 24, 2010 at 2:57 pm

        Just so you know... says:

        I never said he deserved to be on here, i’m saying most the comments that are defending him are self posts, k loser?.

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  22. February 12, 2010 at 4:57 pm

    NADZ says:

    Whoever just made an attempt at putting Clay out by throwing him on this site is no doubt a f*cking victim what a joke anyone who actually knows the guy has respect for him because thats what he puts out, his name must taste pretty f*cking good to be in these juveniles mouths all the time. If you’re not talked about you’re a nobody! I just can’t wait till whoever posted him is outed haha that would be entertainment….

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  23. February 12, 2010 at 10:08 pm

    hahahahahahah says:

    this guy and a bunch of other fat fu**s (one was even called dumbo or shome sh**t and another had a fake value village fur coat on WTF) tried to pick my girls and I up at fever and we blew them off wouldnt even sit with them for 20 free drinks!!! What a joke they think they are hard in their leased cars and whalley rentals grow the f up!!! No one likes that whole tatooed up gangsta wanna be cra^^ selling poser ass-fliction or support stuff so 2004 thats why you guys roll with fat nasty white trash girls or that mexican looking cleaning lady!! I heard he owns a store in brentwood mall to cover up for his nickle and dime sales and pay for his fake gucci murses for him and his bro like loser Billy above!!PS his FB isnt private so you all can creep his page for additional proof!!! Not one single pic of him with at least a 3 star girl al fu*## fat zoo creatures!!

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    • February 20, 2010 at 9:52 pm

      Laughing straight to the bank..... says:

      lol you called it, always at fever night club….lol

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  24. February 12, 2010 at 10:26 pm

    no way no how says:

    this guy and a bunch of other fat fu**s (one was even called dumbo or shome sh**t and another had a fake value village fur coat on WTF) tried to pick my girls and I up at fever and we blew them off wouldnt even sit with them for 20 free drinks!!! What a joke they think they are hard in their leased cars and whalley rentals grow the f up!!! No one likes that whole tatooed up gangsta wanna be cra^^ selling poser ass-fliction or support stuff so 2004 thats why you guys roll with fat nasty white trash girls or that mexican looking cleaning lady!! I heard he owns a store in brentwood mall to cover up for his nickle and dime sales and pay for his fake gucci murses for him and his bro like loser Billy above!!PS his FB isnt private so you all can creep his page for additional proof!!! Not one single pic of him with at least a 3 star girl al fu*## fat zoo creatures!!

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  25. February 12, 2010 at 10:44 pm

    this is lame says:

    I know him through a few friends, and have only met him a couple of times, but he has been super sweet every time. People are such haters, and this post needs to be deleted! Clayton ur good sh*t bro and i hope this hasnt caused u any troubles!! :) xox
    ps eventho i dont think you should be up here, i do however think you shoulr take the bathtub pic off your facebook, cuz its kinda strange….sorry

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  26. February 12, 2010 at 10:46 pm

    To my Clayten says:

    hey Clayten, I know you,but I aint postingmy name on this joke website, but you dont deserve to be on here, your all jealous of Clayten and he is a nice guy, he got stacks of cash and he is not a wannabe anything, he is not self posting, you think he is a loser like you all are? he prob dont have time to look at this sh*t…is probably some girl youcheated on hahahah! who cares f*k em all! they would NEVER say this to your face, he is a mean mother f*cker! dont let the puppy eyes fool ya! he is mean!!! he is tough and dont take roids no more..leave him alone or the dog must bite..lol!

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    • May 18, 2010 at 8:29 pm

      Anonymous says:

      Stacks of cash? Is that why he was 2 months behind on rent and had icbc calling me because he didn’t have the money in his account fo insurance

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  27. February 13, 2010 at 10:00 pm

    wr 4 life says:

    Any body that thinks there Hardcore cause they hang out at the OB is Pathetic just like Clayton and Raw Dawg!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahaha

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  28. February 14, 2010 at 8:29 pm

    whalley 4 life says:

    i garuntee none of yall even kno clayton.. this n*gga aint to be fooled with.. but i wouldnt mind seeing somebody say sh*t to his face. ahaa

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  29. February 15, 2010 at 12:58 am

    Norinda says:

    Clay is a f*xkin Jew! He sold me fake *ss clothing from SO SWIFT CLOTHING in Brentwood Mall. He is the biggest douche ever! Stupid chunky f*ck! He rips everyone off and if u think he’s a good guy well think twice cuz he’s a fake f*ck!

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  30. February 27, 2010 at 11:55 am

    kev says:

    you spelt honour wrong

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  31. April 8, 2010 at 7:48 pm

    surrey white trash says:

    he gave me h*rpes.

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  32. April 21, 2010 at 5:48 pm

    CumDiva says:

    Why is he flexing? I bet you he’s a bottom!

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  33. June 10, 2010 at 4:04 am

    Anonymous says:

    so any new news?

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  34. July 25, 2010 at 5:47 pm

    Anonymous says:

    i have never met this guy bf, but i think i have maybe seen him at delta lion? I’m not sure maybe I’m wrong. but i see so many people hating on him..maybe he is a bad guy, maybe he isn’t, but i just have to say i think he is fuc*in hot an i would do him! maybe some people consider him fat, but i consider that a big solid piece of meat..i don’t see any flab hangin…
    i just had to say it i have seen him on here a bunch of times now.

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  35. January 13, 2011 at 2:36 pm

    It's about time says:

    He’s just dirty and all you dirty sl*ts that are f*ckin him need to stop tryin to stick up for the dirty fat f*ck…. Everyone knows Clayton is DIRTY and he owns this site!

    Reply to It's about time
  36. March 30, 2011 at 3:15 pm

    lexi says:

    LOL THIS GUY IS A GOOF !!! THEY CALL HIM CLAY-TM cus he is always loosing money lmao

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