Dirtiest Guy In Surrey


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this is Clayton R*an… but we call him surrey’s notorious trick.  He claims to be a big time PIMP but really the only time he gets it is when he pays for it.  He spends his whole day on CRAIGSLIST searching for any girls willing to pay him attention.  He thinks he’s ballin in his SURREY PENTHOUSE and his 2002 Chrysler 300(30K Milli dream car) lol.   Just thought the dirtiest guy in surrey should be on here nik.  You gotta love the picture of him in the bathtub, what a true gangsta.

Is it just me or does his tattoo say “Respect Moron”?  It makes sense I guess?- nik


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  1. February 10, 2010 at 9:18 am

    GDoublErb says:

    It says “Respect Tanon” as in Biff Tanon. I’m not tough, this guy would destroy me…and I’d still be the better man.

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  2. February 10, 2010 at 9:39 am

    Anonymous says:

    5′ 6″, 3″ Peter.

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  3. February 10, 2010 at 10:12 am

    hi name is says:

    actually rob

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  4. February 10, 2010 at 10:25 am

    So Sad! says:

    BAHAHAHA it’s Clayton!!! it’s about time someone posted something worth the shit talking already. any girl that has crossed ways with this guy can tell you a story of how he told her they r meant for each other and she hasnt found true love until she’s given him a chance..F*G!

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  5. February 10, 2010 at 10:43 am

    tooldar says:

    What a F@G Moron. What a whale

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  6. February 10, 2010 at 10:55 am

    OMG!! says:

    Haha How emabarrassing……Surrey bar regular

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  7. February 10, 2010 at 11:21 am

    Brother says:

    “Respect Moron” sounds better!! I betcha he’d still drop pretty quick with a nice hard shot to the face considering the guy is all roids!!

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  8. February 10, 2010 at 12:03 pm

    D.R. says:

    YOU guys are losers clayton is a dope guy go f*ck yourselves

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  9. February 10, 2010 at 1:19 pm

    justagirl says:

    i met clayton once i went to a concert with himm and his friends, he was the sweetest guy and had quite the personality. he showed tons of respect and was a really good time. and about his penthouse.. we went there to predrink before the concert.. its gorgeous and definetly balllin. . . each one of his friends including him had crazy rides soo.. im not really sure what there is to make fun of.. but aiiiiight. f*ckkin losers on this website fureeeal.

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  10. February 10, 2010 at 1:22 pm

    uh says:

    Pretty much Surrey in a nutshell….

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  11. February 10, 2010 at 1:43 pm

    Anonymous says:

    What’s up with Fat bastard..

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  12. February 10, 2010 at 1:51 pm

    Brutha says:

    YOU GOING TO LET THESE SKANKS TALK ABOUT YOU LIKE THAT ……..BRAD GET UM ….LOL

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  13. February 10, 2010 at 2:05 pm

    Tiger says:

    wow – I dont think anyone would or could say this smack 2 your face
    Clay Im sad to see that u r on this hurting website
    to someone who has been nothing but a great friend a good person to many it makes one wonder…..

    you prob made some slut skank cry ???? LOL

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  14. February 10, 2010 at 2:29 pm

    lies lies says:

    come on ppl get a life !

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  15. February 10, 2010 at 2:38 pm

    Italian says:

    test

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  16. February 10, 2010 at 2:39 pm

    Mia says:

    this is soo not cool, he seems like such a nice guy.. wtf

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  17. February 10, 2010 at 2:57 pm

    wtf says:

    wow.. i guess he f*cked n chucked someone and they got mad about it and wanted to make him sound like a bad guy! this guy is a sweetheart and an awesome friend. no one and i mean no one would have the balls to say sh*t to his face cuz they KNOW he’d knock your f*ckin teeth out!! you lil sk*nks need to find a better hobby than to sit on a computer all day and talk sh*t about people over the internet! think about it…………..pretty pathetic hey! ive seen lotsa people on here who DESERVE to be on here, he doesnt. So ladies and gents (whoever posted this) go do what you do best and go f*ck some nasty and hopefully youll catch some sort of disease and die

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    • February 14, 2010 at 9:26 pm

      patheticsoldierdestroyer says:

      Here Here, the bi*ch that wrote that is just mad she can’t do her chores and her allowance was cut off. Pretty pathetic that your goal in life is to stay away from the mirror of judgement and try to destroy someone else’s. Grow the f*ck up and get a concience

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  18. February 10, 2010 at 3:02 pm

    Surrey Girl says:

    Whatever and whoever wrote this about this man is an immature slut that got turned down because there is no future with a psycho. What are you like 21?

    Please…. This guy is an amazing, compassionate friend and boyfriend to the women who CHOOSES to date (NOT YOU).

    MONEY HUNGRY HURTING BITCH = YOUNG TRASHY SLUTTY PSYCHO

    Peace and Love.

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  19. February 10, 2010 at 3:04 pm

    WOW says:

    Well i never thought id see ya on here Clay !!

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  20. February 10, 2010 at 3:09 pm

    Friend says:

    Id really like to see the skank that wrote this. I wouldnt worry about it probably some whore ya shot down !

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  21. February 10, 2010 at 3:22 pm

    Laura says:

    Whoever wrote this is an idiot! Clayton is the sweetest guy ever. It was obviously some skank who probably got turned down by him. I guarantee none of u people who are saying sh*t about him would ever have enough nuts to say it to him face. People are so tough behind there computers. Clayton ur the best xo

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  22. February 10, 2010 at 3:24 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Clay is really good friend whatever slut wrote this needs to get a life

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  23. February 10, 2010 at 3:34 pm

    ik says:

    Clays a good guy!!! f*ckin jealous losers!!!! xo

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  24. February 10, 2010 at 3:52 pm

    wow.. says:

    Clearly the sk*nk that started all this got nothing better to do obviously other write stupid sh*t about ppl she dont even know..hahahha…what a joke..I know both of them, and theyre great friends of mine..

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  25. February 10, 2010 at 4:04 pm

    kitty says:

    oh ps .. it says respect and honor assholes!

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  26. February 10, 2010 at 4:13 pm

    Dano says:

    I have known Clay a few years , and let me tell ya he is a straight up guy , and family man that would back up his friends in a heartbeat plus he is full of Respect , and the f*ckin dirt bag that wrote this is a f*ckin pig , what comes around goes around little bitch …

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  27. February 10, 2010 at 4:27 pm

    lies lies says:

    I bet a few ppl have told this kid where they stand !

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  28. February 10, 2010 at 4:32 pm

    RAW DAWG says:

    your getting shanked in the kidney next time your at the OB guy…….

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  29. February 10, 2010 at 5:11 pm

    BIG says:

    haha what a fat ass. I beat this sh*t outta this guy at a club. dont let those tattoos fool you. hes a big p*ssy on the inside.

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  30. February 10, 2010 at 5:44 pm

    Surrey Guy says:

    This guys a punk!I beat the sh*t out of this guy at the bar and I will do it again when I see him!

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  31. February 10, 2010 at 5:49 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Clay is a real stand-up guy! Whoever wrote this is hurting. Obviously he must have turned you down – because there is no reason for this! Get a life!
    He treats women with alot of respect, fun to be around, etc, etc! I’m sure more people will chime in on how this post is retarded! too bad this loser who posted this wasn’t good enough to hang out with him! sorry ladies, he has high standards!!
    Love you Clay! xoxo

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  32. February 10, 2010 at 5:54 pm

    BiGDollaBawla says:

    Clayton is an awesome guy and doesn’t deserve to have his name slandered on this hurtin ass web site… its too bad your so insecure with yourself you need to do this to somebody to make yourself feel better. Anyways looks like it backfired cuz everyones supportin him n u aint shyt! Go jump another dick

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  33. February 10, 2010 at 6:30 pm

    French Fries Mike says:

    Haha this douche bag clay is such a pathetic guy that hangs with nickel and dime bag dealers like Ernie and Fat Bradley supporting themselves with fake jewels lol and fake gear what a buncha wannabee broken down bikers!! HAHAs They can’t even afford to pay there own meals what a buncha jokes they belong in the circus, especially fat Clay and his boytoy Fat Bradley and Ernie the wannabee dope dealer that works at NCO call center in surrey thinking hes all that with his yellow grouse teeth these guys all need to man up and go to the dentist!!

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  34. February 10, 2010 at 6:32 pm

    Tiny ... mosssssssssssssssss says:

    To who ever posted this is a retarded loser…For as long as i have none this guy he would give his shirt off his back even if it didnt fit you he would …He is a truley good father and a real good friend its pretty sad how people can publish this garbage…….but for what its worth this guy is a CLASS ACT and to the young girl that felt the rathe of a 20 inch pecker hahahaha next time swallow since you dont have any class or should you even come close to be as good as this person thnks clay your a good friend…..and a great dad

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    • February 10, 2010 at 11:54 pm

      French Fries Mike says:

      Yaa haha this fake baller has his evil fat twin room mate side kick fat bradley and Ernie a buncha surrey loser nickel and dime bag dealers that are all buncha broken down bikers lol and all they rep is fake ass chains and fake dussault gear that they claims real and sell it to goofbag wanabe drug thugss!! Go to the dentist you sick fucks or maybe brush your teeth once in a while , the fat brad guys so grouse he has food stuck in his teeth for days that sick fat bastard go back to work with Ernie at Nco call centre you fat goof , douchbag and please brush your teeth you stupid dirty FAT PIG!!

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  35. February 10, 2010 at 7:40 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Who ever did this is an a**hole he is my cousin and he is a good guy and a loving caring person. Whoever did this I hope you get what is coming

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  36. February 10, 2010 at 7:42 pm

    TimHortonsAddict says:

    Whoever wrote this is a f*ckin goof. Clays a wicked guy, with nothing but respect for the people he is around… Whether you be a guy or a girl.

    And whoever the O.B. Threat guy is, you`re an even bigger goof then the rest. Good luck LOL LOL LOL

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  37. February 10, 2010 at 7:45 pm

    girly23 says:

    Clayten is a friend of mine and one of the most respectful individuals I know He’s just really nice to girls and if you got the wrong idea then your just a stuck up stupid f * cking c*nt.

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  38. February 10, 2010 at 8:17 pm

    Surrey Guy says:

    What a fuk%n loser

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  39. February 10, 2010 at 8:59 pm

    Fresh says:

    haha this site is hilarious ppl really got alotta time on thur hands

    anyone who knows Clay knows hes as solid as they come obv b*tches hatin whats new thats what b*tches do .

    y dont ppl man up and put ther names up if they gonna talk sh*t ?

    u kno clay dont give a f*ck about this , no body does ! sad thing is , ppl who r out of highschool are posting this sh*t haah

    Fresh

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  40. February 10, 2010 at 9:45 pm

    kristin says:

    whats his name????

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  41. February 10, 2010 at 10:36 pm

    jj says:

    Clays a sweet guy really this website should be shut down!!!!! He I acually by far the nicest and no bullsh*t guy!!!! Why are u ruining ppls lives???? F*ck ppl think that since ur behind a comp ur crazy f*ck if u have balls say it 2 his face and post ur nasty pic!!!!!!

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  42. February 10, 2010 at 11:03 pm

    Just so you know... says:

    Why do people always complain about people not putting names when they post, or how chicken someone is for not putting their name down when the people that are complaining and standing up for the guy don’t put their names down either?

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  43. February 10, 2010 at 11:09 pm

    peaches says:

    I’ve known Clay for years and as for DIRTY umm I don’t effing think so…. plz to tha b*tch that wrote this ur obv some surrey bar star skeez that wished u had a piece of this hot commodity…cuz the only thing bigger than his heart and his stacks of paper is his HUGE hammer! U wouldn’t b able to handle it anyways since when we boned I’m pretty sure it massaged my heart. And the only thing that’s snakey about him is his killer tongue that made me quiver!! My box and I heart u clay!! For all u stupid haters seriously get a grip and focus on the real skids of surrey.

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  44. February 10, 2010 at 11:19 pm

    Sunshine says:

    LOL…. I feel sorry for whoever posted this…. you must need some help…. Clayton is an awsome guy, who would do anything for anyone…. and has one hell of a voice!!!

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  45. February 10, 2010 at 11:20 pm

    Tasha says:

    You know you’re cool when you go all physco b*tch and write sh*t bout the guy that turned your sk*nk *ss down, love u claay

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  46. February 11, 2010 at 12:00 am

    surrey what says:

    WOW… Someone must have some real issues to put Clayton up here and make pointless slander. Known the guy for a few years and i’d say he’s as stand up as they come.
    fuk whoever put this up, fukin sad people with too much time.

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  47. February 11, 2010 at 12:41 am

    Weak says:

    Pretty pathetic that your hurting *ss had to stoop as low as to put Clay on this hurting website to make you feel better about yourself. Good think karma is a bi*ch because you’re going to get it back 10 fold. He has the biggest heart out of anyone I know and treats his friends like family. Clearly you are some sk*nk wh*re he likely f*cked and chucked and couldn’t give 2 s*its about and got your feelings hurt so to try to get back at him, you post this weak sh*t….didn’t seem to work out so well because all you see on here is how people have mad love for him. Weak bi*ch. Grow up!

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  48. February 11, 2010 at 1:13 am

    the enforcer says:

    He’s not that much of a stand up guy and he certainly has his issues

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  49. February 11, 2010 at 1:57 am

    the enforcer says:

    he looks like the ex pro wrestler named Bastion Booger…..

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  50. February 11, 2010 at 3:39 am

    French Fry Mike says:

    This Clay guy is a real douche bag he lives with a fatter midget twin fat Bradley his room mate they sell nickel and dime bags with there buddy Ernie some wannabe drug dealer that works at Nco call center bye puttulo bridge they all are a buncha losers that are broke *ss wannabe drug dealers supporting there fake jewels and gear. They are so pathetic they never brush there teeth or take showers especially fat Bradley he stinks of filth he usually has food stuck between his teeth his stench can scare a pig away!! Grow up Clay and get a real job u douche bag loser!!

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