THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I just wanted to inform you that the Jersey Douches have been roaming all around South Beach fist pumping at the clubs during Superbowl week. Everyone was laughing at them. DJ Pauly D refused to take any pictures with guys, just chicks. Nik is the Situation real of fake SGM.
Everyone NO-Dat Sitch is Fake Scissor Gang Mafia. I don’t get how the next season at the Shore is going to work now that people know who these guys are? Hopefully they will pull hotter chicks, but the “real world” code is to always recast.- nik
elvis says:
Pauly should be happy to take pictures with anybody, his fame is pretty much a joke
to elvisAnonEMouse says:
I think they are harmless, but it will not be the same.
to AnonEMouseEveryone knows who they are plus they are not even going to be on the Jersey Shore anymore.
huh? says:
these guys are probably pulling mad tail right now. next season should be interesting, i’m just waiting for some drunk dbag to sucker punch one of these fools out for .2 sec of fame. that will be funny.
to huh?Anonymous says:
they are awesome! cant wait for season 2!!!
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
Michael, is that you Cuz..lol..can’t wait for next season either…
to AnonymousMr. U N OWEN says:
Having a 3ft neck is not cool.
to Mr. U N OWENTurtle Lovin' says:
Pauly D and The Situation are cute enough guys, but Pauly D needs to lay off the hair gel. His hair looks like it has been run through a circular knitting loom. It reminds me of one of my hats.
to Turtle Lovin'bada bing says:
these guys are badass ! haha im not a guido or anything but i just think they are hilarious
to bada bingCarlo says:
they are as gay as a handbag full of rainbows
to CarloAnonymous says:
so are you for noticing
to Anonymousali says:
god dam they r hot. wish i saw them on the beach
xoxo
to alijoran van der sloot says:
these are the ugliest and goofiest f*ggots ive ever met. they tongue each others bungs
to joran van der slootLo says:
MTV doesn like them having the overexposure…they asked them to cut back on club appearances
to Lovalentine says:
Jesus…they are SOOOOO U-G-L-Y!!! I love the show but just I can’t see past Situation’s purple nose, Pauly’s HIDEOUS blow out, and Snook’s 3 cent hair clip :-/ ew.
to valentineBUUUUDDD says:
BUDDDDY you guys should that PAULY D is at legendary status… any haters can F*Ck off… WOPS R TOPS…Come to Vancouver and fist pump it with some real Italians… Forza buddy
to BUUUUDDDKatoAto says:
Nik, you called it so so wrong when you said there was no way in hell they’d be courted for a second season.
Come on, just man up and admit!
to KatoAtobabeecakes says:
These guys are like a bad car wreck; so horrible but you can’t help but look.
to babeecakesartie lange says:
The situation did it right, the greatest tv personality of all time.
to artie langeThe Shituation says:
If “The Shituation”‘s nose were any bigger, he could join the police force as their number one drug sniffing dog. With a nose bigger than your face, you can probably smell things from halfway across the country…
to The Shituationthe real one (the real one) says:
I would love to throw hot grease right in their face!!
to the real one (the real one)bella says:
They are both good looking guys…but honestly if they didnt do the show they would just be those hotties u always see at the club trying to F every girl AKA douche bags…
to bellaAnonymous says:
HAAA
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
I love the situation!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mike i think u are soo hot and i would do u all night long!!!!
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
looks like the situation has been missing the “G.T.” from “G.T.L”…..no gym, no tan.
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
From what i heard is that there gonna b shootin out here in Miami…. IDK how thats gonna play out cuz we dont play that sh*tt here!! Somebodys gonna end up fist pumpin them back to da Jersey Shore!!
to Anonymoustchibo gutschein says:
cool
to tchibo gutscheinTaimi says:
Back in school, I’m doing so much laenrnig.
to TaimiHelmut blockheizkraftwerk says:
cool!
to Helmut blockheizkraftwerkboobies says:
phaggot
to boobiesVancouver bc says:
Mike your a loser!!! I hope your reading this!! I love the show but I can’t stand you.they should just replace you completely. Your a rat goof loser.No one has your back not even your own family.I hope the cast just drop you. Fake loser!!
to Vancouver bc