THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This is Nick. He is from Ohio but he lives in Kalamazoo…where he DOESN’T go to school. He thinks he’s hot sh*t and plays girls. His current girlfriend is 6 years younger than him and she looks like a c*ked out whore. Nick gets drunk all the time and creeps on girls at the bar. He’ll tell you exactly what you want to hear to get in your pants, but girls, he’s got a couple friends for life that you don’t want to meet. He’s friends with JS of course, they might be gay together. Total douche bags..
Why do his eyebrows almost touch his ears and are all his shirts affliction.- nik