Have a Malibuishious day! My staff needs to relax on Nick Malibu… he got his degrees when he was 5. Sorry Scooby but he is next level.
he’s an airhead.
This is a serious question – what is mentally wrong with this kid?
I feel so uncomfortable watching his videos…
I think it’s the combination of him a.) having an IQ of 75 and b.) being super-swishy that puts most people over the edge. It’s like seeing a two-year-old try to be “sexy.” I feel uncomfortable watching, too.
Malibu’s gonna be huge Nik. You better jump on that train before it takes off. It might be tough. For you to be around people who actually contribute to ur wealth unlike those two current sh*tfaces.
what a bitch, sounds gay Nik it’s a bad look for him to be up
The Nick Malibu madness needs to come to an end. It is a clear sign of jumping the shark with this pole smoker being on the site day after day. The Dirty staff are far more creative than ‘phoning it in’ with this kid.
haha niko u got on f*ck yea
Nick Malibu is the shiz……….on the real!
this kid is the forgy varsity team captian..i like is middle part though.
this kid is forgy varsity team captain.. dope middle part though.
Nik must be related to this kid, because he sure promotes the Hell outta him!!
was he deaf at one point? He talks like a deaf person … I cant even watch him without wanting to throw him in a speech therapy class.
i was wondering the same thing. he speaks like he has peanut butter on the roof of his mouth. make it stop
this homo, is getting a big head now
lol@ his editor & his manager…BULLLLLLLLL SHIIIIIIIIIIT! loooooool
Ive never felt so uncomfortable watching these videos…today i made it 54 seconds… a new pathetic record
I made it 2 mins in but that was only because I was making a sandwich at the time… This is ILL Dirty Staff. No more face time for this fool. Put it to an end.
If you mute your computer you will be fooled into thinking your watching Ellen.
He made it in the business because he can dress with fashion.. see his hair matches his teeth.
Its a crime to let tards on the net dude……this is acting right?
end it with this fool
NIK is DEF. having FUN with this ONE!!!! hahahahaa KEEP IT GOING NIK!! Malibu cracks me the F*CK UP! He ALWAYS sounds like he just did wayy too many lines of blow before he films, poor kid! Can’t even breathe out his damn nose! hahaha
Ps: the MORE and MORE everybody posts how much they hate Nick Malibu, the MORE & MORE Nik is gonna put him up! LOL Sucks for everybody who hates the Special Olympic C*ck Champion!!!!
Where does he get his hair done? Haha… Scooby take his advice! lol Go to the salon and ask for the Nick Malibu Forgy Ceaser Eminem hair cut! hahahaha
holllaaa..nik malibu is the man
Peter pufferr Nik wants this dude soo bad. Nik u went from hero to zero fukn douche. DA gear now has as much respect as ed hardy.
Who is this guy? where did you find him? WTF
WHEN DID GETTING FU*CKED UP IN A CLOSET WITH A CAM BECOME KOOL ? THIS SITE BLOWS !!! NIK – WHERES YOUR COMMENT ABOUT THIS +2 BALLS IN YOUR MOUTH ???? WTF ??? DOES HE HAVE A PIX OF YOU FU*KING A GOAT !!
this guy is a…
c) piece of sh*t
d) all of the above
You’d think for such a flaming gay dude he would know how sh8tty his hair looks.
hey nik this idiot is your bottom, admit it already
Captain of the Forgy Small Bus Mafia. Is this Helen Keller’s special needs baby?
HA! I LOVE NICk MALIBU!
This guy gives me a new found energy and enthusiasm for life. He is a go getter. His virtues and knack for speech is refreshing. Not since the Great JFK have such bravado and charisma ouzed out of a human beings mouth. I hold on to every word he says in great anticipation each word greater than the one before. They say that Al Gore invented the internet but I beg your pardon, the internet was not born until this creature came along. He alone saved youtube.com. We are all more enlightened thanks to this individual alone. You know how they say one man can’t make a difference. Well heres the perfect argument for that case. The world is a better place now. Not!!!!!!!!!!!! The following rant was brought to you by Malibu Stacey and Malibu Ken. Quit stealing our names!! Thats what they said. And that this dude needs to get hit by a bus asap.
okay this has to stop nick malibu is the the most fugly person on this planet mind you his voice aggravates the sh*t out of me and his teeth are beat he looks like he is on speed in all his videos…please just quit putting him up nik im sure a lot of the dirty army would really appreciate it…luv ya and thanks
I don’t get it!!!!!!
Who cares? He will be a temporary sensation when he dies in his sleep due to a fire….because he has no clue how to change batteries in a fire alarm!
ur mom dies from a airplane hitting your house
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