THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Melissa, she’s a Hooters waitress in Springdale. She can often be seen out partying and hooking up with anyone on Mount Saint Joe’s football team (aka may be the worst team to Jersey chase ever). And if your wondering… they are real. So Nik… Would you?
Answer: No, photoshop is for liars, and arms are way too fat.
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I think she’s wearing a bad wig.
Correction, Amelia High School is the worst team ever.and I realllllly do not get it. Where o you come up with this sh*t. this chick is gorgeous, and she doesn’t have to be all over guys, they are all over her. So why don’t you immature people shut up and get a life. Please.
Agreed this chick is smokin
id tap that 30 ways from sunday, then come back monday for more…lol, but thats just me.
wow, this tranny has a serious mystic tan problem
melissa is the biggest sweetheart
hair & eyebrows are worst i’ve ever seen
her face is a completely different color than her body! Learn how to apply make up retard
She is cute, not hot but cute.
duuuuude. ya’ll haters are nuts. melissa is gorgeous and a sweeetheart =). all i’m hearin with all these comments is jealousy? ya’ll should prolly get a life cause i’m sure none of you come close to looking as pretty as her or your mad you can’t be with her. so fuuuuck you all =) melissa you are amazing
I think its really funny that everyone sits here and hates when they don’t even know the real person. For one, my arms aren’t fat. Thats what happens when you have your arm against your body. Secondly, this is my natural hair and my eyebrows are waxed. Third, I do not hook up with everyone from msj’s football team, I have been with the same guy for over 9 months. If I was a jersey chaser I would not be doing that at msj. Calling me a retard? I’m 100% positive I have a higher GPA than you. Fourth, saying I have a mystic tan problem? I am hispanic, I can’t help the pigmentation of my skin. Lastly, for everyone who hates, keep on hating. If it makes you feel better about yourself then go for it. Have a great day :]
I agree ive seen you and talked to you in person your beautiful and a sweetheart.
Smells like beans.
this girl is the biggest slut of MSJ and delhi for that matter…..shes known to hook up with ANY guy AND their friend. its about time she got put on blast.
somebody call willy wonka an umpa lumpa escaped!!
Hurry somebody call Willy Wonka an umpa lumpa escaped from the chocolate factory
What is with the hair? She could be nice looking, change that ridiculous doo, stop over tanning and for god sakes tone down all the make-up
seriously…this isnt about whether or not the person is nice or not, its the fact that you look like a tranny with a bad tan!!
True that! Cut the hair sista! Professional photos make people look bad/foolish.
for all u dumb *ss mother f8ckers, she is f*cking mexican u stupid f*ggot *ss people; she does not tan.. her hair is real, shes skinny as f*ck, and pretty as f*ck… u jealous *ss people need to get a life and stop bashing on people you dont no.. wait till ur ugly *sses get put on this sh*t and see how it feels…
melissa is a cool chick and im not just saying that to get with her or cause i like her.. she is my friend and i know she is a real chick that is real and will tell some of you jokers how it really is and she doesnt deserve to be on this site cause the skeezers that are on this site are no where near the person that melissa is and im proud to be her friend cause she stands up to the idiots that run this site and are probably virgins.. if you have a site like this you dont have more than 3 friends and they are probably all call of duty friends that live in thier parent basement…. dont listen to the melissa you are better than them!!
you people are f*ckin stupid, she is mexican,she doesnt even go tanning.. stop worrying about what others look lik and worry about ur ugly *ss selfs.. ur just fu*kin jealous. funny how u can rag on other people, id love to see what u guys look like. what a joke. post ur shi* up here and see wat people gotta say about u.
…amarillo by morning.
Willie Wonka would love to have her work in his factory. ummppaaaa luuummmpaa
she gave a midget on my floor a blow job….
SICK!!!!! some people have no standards!
wow, you were totally asking for this. you may be a very nice person (which i personally disagree with) and have a great body that lots of girls are jealous of, but you obviously have no respect for yourself if you publicize pictures of yourself looking like this. it is trashy and you are just begging for attention. maybe if you respected yourself a little more people would also show you more respect.
I do not take random bikini pictures for no apparent reason. I said it before, its for the hooters calendar judges to decide if they want me to have a spot in it. In the calendar every girl is in a bikini or wearing less than what I am. So for you to call me trashy is absurd. They are on facebook because thats how you get exposure to do other modeling jobs.
LAAAAMMMMEEEEE
you will never be a model, or be in a hooters calendar
other modeling jobs?? yeah right. as for the hooters calendar, i am glad you pride yourself in being a part of that trash. it just makes you another stereotype. trying to compare yourself to girls wearing less than you does not make you any more respectable or look less trashy and it doesnt change the fact that you are still wearing next to nothing. i guess some girls are just not fortunate enough to do more with their life than make a career out of being a hooters girl. good luck with that when you are old and saggy.
Only 3 of us have hit that, it did happen to be right around the same time but she said she had some things going on that had her sad. Sad girls typically put balls in their mouth…if you saw my nuts you would want to put them in your mouth too!
nice ti*s, nice tan, i’d f*ck the shi* outta her
who knows about Ch
i think i just went retarded reading the comments left by you halfway literate f*cks. any guy would smash that. the only guy that would hate on her is someone who cant get her. any girl that hates on her is obviously jealous (seeing as there would be no other motive for leaving a negative comment other than to make their incredibly self conscious *ss feel a little better) you all need lives. i think i may have to go put a bullet in my head for being one of the f*ggots that wastes my time on a site like this. peace
This girl left her highschool because she had sex with three dudes in a car in the same night! The rumor got around and she couldn’t handle the consequences. Dir-TE!
fyi that is not the reason she left her high school, and if you knew anything about it you would know that she only left for one semester and then came back and finished at the original school. Just because there is a rumor that she slept with 3 guys in a night does not make it true. I know for a fact that it is a lie. you should probably get your facts straight before you try to put someone on blast like that. you are clearly ignorant for believing that idiotic story.
straight up hooker lookin bitch. she prolly get that train run on her dirty ass every night
hooters only hires ugly chicks anymore. i’ve seen a handful of pretty girls there, most are fat ugly hookas
and by the way… the blur tool was used wayyyyyyy too much in her pics and if shes “hispanic” and not orange then why does the color of her orange ass makeup not match her body in the second pic… because she wears makeup too dark for her trying to look tanner AND regaurdless of weather she is mexican hispanic.. whatever.. she gets her spray tan on and she is too damn embarrassed to admit it.
Would I? Heck yeah with my gf watching.
i know melissa and she is a f*cking 2 faced wh*re!!! she is the biggest gold digger and thinks shes the sh*t cuz daddy has money
Daddy does not have money. She drives a HYUNDAI. She just wants people to think he does.
Let’s see them titties Melissa!
Melissa is gorgeous. People who leave mean comments are just hating fat girls or ugly fat dudes.
pics or they’re not real…
she *ucks everyones boyfriends including every guy on the football team
First of all yall should shut up and stop being ass holes this grl is so pretty, and sticks to one guy so ya you should suck it. Don’t be jelous that you aint got her body. and her arms aren’t fat bumb ass have you seen her in person I think not! If your saying that.
Maybe she was or is a slut…but that has nothing to do with her looks. she’s a good looking chick. just bc shes “rich” or “slutty” has nothing to do with whether she is attractive or not. i’d give her a 9…but ive seen her in real life so that makes a difference to
I think melissa is the hottest chick at the mount and I would love to wife her up. Smart, beautiful, doesn’t drink, and doesn’t cheat sounds like a keeper to me. Who cares what she drives or where she lives put your name on your post so I can put you on blast..if you are so perfect you should have no worries
haters: find something better to do with your time.
melissa: i love you, you is sexy girrrrrl
Shorty Bad
SL*TY ASS HOE
i really hope there are about 100 more girls like this at the mount because i wanna run threw them all when i start there this fall
haters everywhere we go….do ur thing girl,the girls r jus mad cuz they gotta stick their fingers down there throat to get ur body and the guys r jus mad cuz ur too good for them….haters make the world go round, jus do u and let em laugh…
You are young and hot so people want to tear you down to make themselves feel better. Don’t sweat it. You’re stupid hot you know it. I don’t see what you’re doing that is so inappropriate at least you’re fully clothed. (Maybe you just have extra ugly chicks where you live and you’ve turned down too many losers?) Keep being hot…
i hit it in high school a bunch, and a few times last year…pretty good…body is excellent but her face kinda reminds me of eddie murphy in shrek
i hit it in high school a bunch, and a few times last year…body is excellent but her face started to remind me of eddie murphy in shrek….overall good fck but i couldnt do it forever
I know this girl personally and I only have one thing to say to you sorry assed individuals. Look in the mirror and you will see the person who should be posted on here. She is one of the nicest people I have met. As someone said before haters make the world go around. I’m sure the people talking bad about her are people who don’t feel good about themselves. This sorry ass culture of fcktards indicates that we are in serious trouble. A bunch of P**Sy’s that don’t have the nerve to say these things to a persons face. Karma is a bitch though and you all will be bitten by it when you least expect it.
you guys must not know this girl… she is all fake from hair to her teeth. she will sleep with anyone because she has self asteam problems… she makes herself throw up after she eats because she thinks shes fat. … along with her sleeping around this girl also had an abortion in high school.
id allow her to come down to thomas more college and jersey chase…. still d3 football but we are way better than msj, they suck
How can anyone take seriously someone who does not use the correct spelling of the word “hoe” in their title?
Really? Nice try.
Maybe you (Sarah HOwatch) should take a look at a dictionary. You’re just jealous because nobody (including D3 football players)want to fuck you.
Word is in Hidden Valley she had a pee hole problem!! Got the STDs baby!! Nice tits though.