THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’ve been seeing this new smoking hot chick hanging out with AIM and Mapquest, and I want to know if DA had her story, to be honest I’m what you call on this site a “Trout” at the age of 51. Most consider me wealthy, my three kids are done with college, and now that I’m divorced I’ve been meeting nothing but hot smoking GOLD DIGGERS. Not trying to find a girl that likes me for my money, so DA please help me out and let me know if this girl deserve to fly with me in my G5.
Are you sure you like that girl Mr. Trout… they look a little lopsided. I give her a 5.7668829 at best.- nik
Anonymous says:
lets see the G5
to AnonymousI Hate Hippies says:
You’re 51… all these girls want is your money. If you’re looking for someone you can trust, find a woman your own age.
to I Hate HippiesAnonEMouse says:
If you are 51, take what you can get buddy.
to AnonEMouseHave fun:)
? says:
Supposedly THAT is a man! she had had some major drama with that model tripple platinum who called her out on it.
to ?Disco Stu says:
Really? Tell us what’s up. I know her name is Shawna….but i never knew she was a dude. You being serious? If so, damn that’s crazy…
to Disco StuAnonymous says:
Supposedly THAT is a man! she had had some major drama with that model tripple platinum who called her out on it.
to Anonymoushahahaha says:
Your 51 and going to the dirty.com ? you poser. I bet your just some average hood rat claiming to be cool..
to hahahahaAnonymous says:
that chick on the left is BEATTTTT
to Anonymousmartin says:
Anyone who has a $50,000,000.00 approx. plane is not asking a 30k mill. blogger wanna be for his opinion.
to martinanonymous says:
I say you can definitely find better looking women elsewhere…these chicks have been run through
to anonymousDrEndo says:
I give it a 5.7″ penis… Shimminy Crickets!
to DrEndoFred Farkel says:
I have to laugh.
I’m 53 and kept my purple Azure (yeah you heard me. Mullinar built purple Azure) stored in Vegas just to make the b!tches entertained while driving from restarants to The Forum Shoppes to clubs.
Yep. I enjoyed hanging back and watching our b!tches make the casino go quiet when they walked through… but in the end… I swear… all I could think about was ending up dead someday at the hands of one of them b!tches.
So.
I quit.
to Fred FarkelAnonEMouse says:
Fred you are a damn liar.
to AnonEMouseYou don’t have a Bentley.
You can’t even spell Mulliner.
You are some broke ass old dude that live in Mt. Clemens or Shelby Township.
Let me guess, your next lie will be that you live in Turtle Lake or Heron Woods.
susan says:
shhhhhhhhhh . . . he needs attention . . .
to susanhaha says:
*mulliner
to hahaFred Farkel says:
I swear to god this is true.
The guy selling gas at the last station out on Blue Diamond Hwy in S/W Vegas got a look who I was riding with last time I was in Vegas and he told me to get a brain and cut this sh!t out or die.
He may be running a gas station but something tells me he’s right.
I’m done.
to Fred FarkelJohnny Rotten says:
Brilliant move, taking advice from a gas station attendant.
I bet if you dropped her off at that gas station he would have gone on break for a couple of hours if you know what I mean.
What did you do, turn gay?
to Johnny Rottenoyouknow says:
OK FIRST OF ALL…. it’s GV dumbass anyone who owns one would know that . I work for Gulfstream… and trust me you have to have some serious cash to OWN one!! now you can rent them… It’s called Netjets…White plane with Red/black stripes up the side.. tail number ends in QS… P.Diddy rides around in one and calls it his too… you’re an idiot!
second… you dont deserve a second… so f*ck off
thanks:)
to oyouknowJeb says:
you should fly your G5 to thailand and have unprotected sex with as many sex workers as possible. Do it….it’ll be good for ya.
to JebAnonymous says:
why fly to thailand when vegas is closer? Seriously times are tough… in Vegas the women are cheaper and when you are in a rented GV you gotta count your change
to AnonymousOMG says:
looks like she smells something rotten
to OMGterx says:
that is lauren (whoren) shes a dirty gold-digging pig who f*cks old wrinkled men for $$$.
to terxshe has had every plastic surgery under the sun and still looks like a homeless man. shes old and washed up. u can find her at every pool party in vegas.
Aj says:
I’m going with self post from these nasty skanks! Mapquest is a ugly man! Whats wrong with its neck? AIM has got ass but thats it. The skeeze in the middle looks like a used up underground porn star….? Playing with these girls is like playing russian roulette…never know which one could give you AIDS
to AjAnonymous says:
hahah f*ckin nik cracks me up “Mr. Trout”
to Anonymoustommy yo says:
NO no no no no no. 1.85422 at best… no thank you.. its a mab baby.
to tommy yotommy yo says:
*man
to tommy yoAnonymous says:
the girl in the greens name is alen alvarez
to AnonymousHo Bag says:
Lauren aka LOLO is a complete skank that is a money hungry whore. This chick has wracked up more miles than a Southwest Captain. Not only is she ugly but she pimps her dudes to her sugar daddys!!!! What a sick B!tch! She has the HIV and has so many surgeries to hide her deterorating face. She used to be a gogo dancer turned porn star turned gold digger. HAHA!! Her last ‘daddy’ was a 75 yr old married billionaire. Give up Lauren, youre ugly and busted and slept with everyone in OC and LV. She used to have this thing with MMA Tiki and he give her the HIV. Boned her in her @ss all the time. Thats how she likes it. SKANK!!!
to Ho BagRange Rover says:
Loren, the ugly skank, joked that not only does she drive a bentley (which is rented) but has a range rover in her mouth!! Her busted face required over 50k in dental work not including her face/body surgeries. Wow!! Shes into stealing girls husbands and getting boned in the a$$. Sounds like serious ‘dad issues’. Stay away from this disease ridden slut.
to Range Roverme says:
Hunny if ur 51 anyone young and attractive is using you for money but ur using them to feel young, look cool and have sex so it’s a FAIR TRADE
to meAnonymous says:
does she have a$$ implants??
to Anonymousollywood says:
The one on the right has some serious curves with a small waist!
to ollywoodHollywood says:
The one on the right have some serious curves with a small waist!
to Hollywood"the gimmick" says:
i think he means Pontiac G5. bwaahaah
to "the gimmick"B says:
Fred what do you do? I googled you. I call bluff.
to BLOL says:
if that’s the best you can do with a G5, then you just need to /yourself.
to LOLdatruth says:
nik, have you gone forgy or was it always latent, the new layout sucks and it’s pink, I can handle you turning some of the hot chicks down, hell thats funny, but this layou blows
to datruthwidebuffalo says:
Is this post for real? If so, OP, you need to listen to Fred Farkel and avoid girls like these. They are viciously mercenary and have little to no respect for others. Their motto is, “Show me the money!” If you want someone who cares about you, don’t look in clubs and bars. Heck, join “E-Harmony” or even have your kids scout out girls for you. And remember, at your age a younger woman can be in her 40′s.
to widebuffaloMalibu says:
Didn’t you meet your wifey in a bar?
to Malibuseamen says:
your a liar and your just as bad as those beat moms with mega jugs the only g 5 your ass will feel is the pontiac g5 hahaha buster
to seamenTrizout says:
She might be worthy of my Pontiac G4, but that is all
to TrizoutDick Dasterdly says:
She is only Greyhound Bus worthy at best.
to Dick Dasterdlylvguy says:
Everyone in vegas knows these 3 she men mostly because they’ve banged most the guys in the city. All 3 do coke and look and act trashy as hell. Aylen is one of those chicks u could give a million bucks to and tell her to go and buy the most expensive and classy outfit she can find and somehow she will still find a way to look incredibly trasy.I think its funny seeing her and latest juice head bf all over eachother in the club he thinks he has some serious eye candy and are jealous. while most ppl are just thinking “poor guy if only he really knew”
to lvguyanonymous says:
are those butt implants on the right? these girls don’t even look human anymore.
to anonymousNoodles123 says:
Ok they are skanky buuuuuut as a man I’d still love to f*ck em…Because no matter how ugly you say they are…They really aren’t…Especially the one on the left is friggin hot…Don’t want to make babies with her just party with her…By the way the one with the super weird posts needs some counseling…Sounds like a stalker ex or a wife of some trout who strayed.
to Noodles123Noodles123 says:
Damn ment the one on the right! Fredudian slip anyone? :O
to Noodles123HAHAHAH says:
Seriously? Why does Mapquest think that she looks good in short shirts? Her stomach is THE MOST deformed thing I have ever seen and AIM’s booty is totally fake. And if it’s not fake, she is stupid for arching her back and sticking it out so far. Like the above comment states — these girls really don’t even look human anymore and their number 3 is super nasty. I’m grossed out by society but I can’t stop coming to the DIRTY.COM! DIRTY ARMY FOR LIFE!!!!!!!!!
to HAHAHAHRemy K says:
Is it just me or does Mapquest have the grossest hips ever…and she always seems to be 99% cross-eyed?
to Remy KYezirr says:
Reply to “hahaha”,
to Yezirryour comment is great. But you sound a little angered by them for some odd reason. Do they anger you? Does mapquests stomach make you that angry? or is it aims arched back that is putting your life in misery and tearing you up inside? which one is it, or is it both? LOL Please post more, your comments are great to read. Anyone showing that much anger always pours their heart out on here and i think its nothing less than precious. I want to pinch your cheeks youre just so darn cute when your angry
You know what would be even cuter? you making a tshirt saying “DIRTY ARMY FOR LIFE” as you prance around clubs with a sign saying how you really feel. That would get you pinched cheeks and a pat on your head. hahahaha!!
The Pink Pirate says:
My girlfriend is certed on Falcon and G-4 and she would not fly your lying ass around…….poser……maybe you own a 1939 Cub with drop doors but that would be all you’d own…………poser
to The Pink PirateThe bank says:
lauren is definately not hot. She looks and talks like a man. She’s an old drugged out skank. I think she’s 35. She sucks old men off for everything she has. She also sleeps with every host or roided out douchbag when she’s not with her sugar daddies.she does every drug there is. Don’t
to The bankMess with her trout. You can find something cleaner in any strip club.
Nonexistent Faith says:
Looks like a man, not that that is a surprise since AIM and Mapquest also might as well be trannys. There are much better looking gold diggers out there than this.
to Nonexistent Faithlillie says:
these three girls have the most unproportionate bodies i have ever seen. totally not hot.
to lillieOk says:
Mapquest shape is called hour glass have u ever heard of it? It is when u have big hips but your waist is small. You should look it up. Aim is well that what you get in you live in the gym most women are fat an out of shape so I don’t see that offen. Call them what you want but they anit ugly an their bodys are made for rap videos!
to Okc*mdumpsters says:
those t*ts are real…imagine what size they’d be if they got fake silicone t*ts added? wow…
to c*mdumpstersLoren is UGLY says:
Loren, you are ugly no matter how much surgery you have. You will never be rid of that rotten stench in your crotch and you are complete trash. Ugly, smelly, TRASH. Whoever would bang this rotten hole is stupid and desperate.
to Loren is UGLYStupid Girl says:
How do these trashy girls get any action at all. A real man would never touch sk*nks like Lauren.
to Stupid GirlThe 1 With the Real G-5 says:
Aylen is the prettiest, that’s why it’s said out there that Cuban women are the prettiest out of all female species. As for the ones to the left they are just white trash just like all the other white girls wanna be Latin or even Italian. hahahaha!
to The 1 With the Real G-5bahahah says:
oh ya Cubans are the prettiest BULLSH*T speak for yourself. she looks like a man and has fake lips teeth breasts *ss and hair and the bi*ch takes roids
to bahahahIFLY69 says:
I call BS on this trout story. First off guys with G5 don’t brag about them. My guess is that he has a small winky and does not even know how to fly let alone own a G5. Talk about 30K, this story is just BS and its probably some old trout wishing he had a G5. I don’t claim to own a G5 but my airplane is for real and I would be happy to give some mile high tours around Scottsdale so Nik and the DA can back up my claim. In fact I also have a aerobatic aircraft and if any cute spinner about 30 years old wants to fly inverted (upside down) just let me know. I promise to show you a thrill that most 30K can’t deliver.
Sorry bud but if you can’t get lucky on looks and charm then a G5 will do you no good. What a poser.
SO Nik next time you need a ride to vegas drop me a line. No TSA waiting in lines, no cramped seats, and charges for extra bags. From Scottsdale to LAS, I can get us there in about 1 hour and 15 minutes. All I ask is that you hook me up with one of the honey’s that you find repulsive. I’m not picky.
to IFLY69c*mdumpsters says:
I do not touch ‘em, i just spray c*m on their faces.
to c*mdumpsters