THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I don’t know this guy’s name, just that he’s from Virginia Beach and that his first Mardi Gras would probably be a lot more fun if he got some better friends. After he puked all over in front of our bathroom and passed out in one of our chairs the people he was with abandoned him to go party at Lee Circle. He woke up about an hour later looking very confused and pathetic. …Always remember kids, no matter how well your vacation is going, drinking an entire bottle of Jim Beam by yourself is never a good idea..

That’s embarrassing.- nik