More Of The Ugly Cocktail Keena


More of the Ugly COCKtail Keena!

More of the Ugly COCKtail Keena!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Cincinnati Has its very own Jersey Shore Wh*re wanna be, has the Snookie thing goin on. This tramp just got a job a new nightclub where my friend works, i saw her in the group picture figured id get some more of her. She seems to think she is the talk of the site. Now we have something to talk about!

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I think she has more of a smurf look going on.- nik


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  1. February 19, 2010 at 9:16 am

    Anonymous says:

    She looks way better then snookie. Snookie is fat. She does look kind of trashy though.

    Reply to Anonymous
  2. February 19, 2010 at 9:43 am

    Ann O'Rexic says:

    Why on earth would any girl want to look like that? It is purely unattractive. I will say that the real Snookie has a fun, almost naturally comic personality that makes her fun to watch.

    Reply to Ann O'Rexic
  3. February 19, 2010 at 9:56 am

    The Penguin says:

    This girl is a mess!!! Her and friends run around sleeping with whoever will buy them drinks because they are underage skanks!!!! She thinks she’s a model that’s 4’11 haha Plus photoshop is all she has!

    Reply to The Penguin
  4. February 19, 2010 at 4:39 pm

    jesse says:

    every guy that posts on here would be estatic if they got the chance to have sex with her.. An every girl thats hating on here either acts fake an friendly when they see her or just jealous.. why all the drama an hate.

    Reply to jesse
    • February 19, 2010 at 6:40 pm

      The Penguin says:

      AHHHHAHAHAHAHAHA must be a friend. Sorry some guys aren’t in to dwarfs. She’s so short she probably gets a check every month for it! By the way what guy didn’t get the chance?????

      Reply to The Penguin
  5. February 20, 2010 at 4:41 am

    random says:

    shes okay. she doesn’t have the body for that swimsuit thats why the photographer tried to angle her that way so it would look like she had curves and definition. and the photoshop on the first picture is too heavy.. its washing everything out. And in the second picture…some people can pull off highlighted hair extensions.. some cant.. shed look better if she didn’t have them, shes also a little orange and the outfit looks like it came from walmart.. not sexy. other than that… shes okay. looks more like a purple crayon dater though.

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  6. February 20, 2010 at 4:56 am

    4 NA CATOR says:

    She looks as if she is ready for a spot in a Motley Crue video. Please tell me she doesn’t go out looking like that.

    Reply to 4 NA CATOR
  7. February 20, 2010 at 3:30 pm

    FUNNY says:

    Oh this is what Keena Always looks like. She usually runs around with the Mcskank Twins with the nasty huge breast. Keena likes to think she is a model and you are right shes 4’2 on a good day. Her heels are like eight inches tall so she can atleast look 5’0. This is a typical outfit for Keena. She loves the purple crayon FORSURE.

    Reply to FUNNY
    • March 10, 2010 at 12:51 pm

      Anonymous says:

      I didn’t know 8 inch heels added to 4’2 equaled 5’0 tall… hmm your a moron shes adorable.

      Reply to Anonymous
  8. February 22, 2010 at 9:28 pm

    hi hater says:

    samantha mf day

    Reply to hi hater
  9. February 23, 2010 at 3:14 pm

    Bane says:

    If you look on her facebook I was one of the 3 huge guys she was driving around the other night and we all hit it!!! She can’t deny it because she knows it!!!!!

    Reply to Bane
  10. February 23, 2010 at 6:02 pm

    Hilarious* says:

    ‘Mcskank twins’ last time i checked they both are taken and you rarely see them out and when they are out they are with their boyfriends, keena on the other hand……………..bar wh**e for sure!!!!!! i see her every place i go its funny how she thinks everyone likes her…… when no one really does. she really does think she is a model, hello sweetheart youre not at all so stop acting like youre better then everyone else….. you can see her at every bar dowtown… but keena dont let this get to youre head hunny this isnt making you ‘famous’…and if i recall i saw her leave lodge bar with girls gone wild!!!!! hmmmm wonder what she did after hours because the bus pulled away and she was on it…..

    Reply to Hilarious*
  11. February 24, 2010 at 10:07 am

    Big Daddys Liquor says:

    This girl is a freak at least. When big daddy shows up in Mynt in style of course. She does some *snort* and loves anal. pretty down if you ask me!

    Reply to Big Daddys Liquor
  12. February 24, 2010 at 3:01 pm

    hatersss says:

    i think keenas sexy as hell. haha

    im from the same area as her.
    and not one time have i heard any bad sh*t about keena.

    yall just hatin for reaal

    Reply to hatersss
  13. February 25, 2010 at 1:40 pm

    haterrrr says:

    she did a self porno this girl is a desperate trashy whore dont belive me…. its at Mattsmodels.com she wants to be the next Tilla Tequila… Keena Colada hahha

    Reply to haterrrr
  14. February 25, 2010 at 9:55 pm

    :0 says:

    This is comedy, I knew everyone hated her just as much as Me. Self porn sick. I couldn’t imagine the nasty stank on her. What is she Asian or something. Someone on facebook told her she looked like Megan Fox? Really please get your eyes checked freak. More like a huge mess, she has no hips she is built like a little shoe box. Keena give up the model dream your nothing but a shim looking hoe who is desperate for attention and puts her half naked photoshopped pictures all over facebook? Instead of cutting Fatt off your body they should add height? You wouldn’t look like a orange hobit. Maybe then you can stop paying for someone to take your pictures and they may pay you? Just a thought….

    Reply to :0
  15. February 27, 2010 at 4:16 pm

    Haha says:

    Google “vivian matts models and click on the first link… hahaha wow

    Reply to Haha
  16. February 28, 2010 at 10:36 am

    random says:

    Holy crap! i know this girl, i didnt know she did porn. thats nasty. why the hell would she change her name to vivian but still let it be known she is from ohio… i’m so shocked and grossed out

    Reply to random
  17. February 28, 2010 at 2:04 pm

    randommmm says:

    its not porn we watched it you can only see her boobs and ass nothing else and nothing special dont waste your time

    Reply to randommmm
  18. February 28, 2010 at 9:28 pm

    hahahahahahahaa says:

    Seriously and you have thee nerve to call people bar sl*ts and wh*res and yet your allowing some old guy to take pictures of you naked for some wanna be porn website? Sweetheart that’s trashy? Coming from the same girl who said she wouldn’t go on the girls gone wild bus because she is quote on quote is not trashy like that? RIGHT you just do porn for fun? You look like a deer in head lights! And your built like a twelve year old boy? Good luck with that! ;)

    Reply to hahahahahahahaa
  19. March 1, 2010 at 3:05 pm

    Seriously? says:

    Keena does NOT do porn, there’s other stuff that goes behind all of that, but nobody knows the facts other than her close friends. And I really think Keena is a good girl. Just because people “model” doesn’t make them a bad person. It’s not like you can see anything in her pictures. What Boobs and her a**? Wow not like we all don’t have the same. People need to grow up and stop being so jealous of her. And for every girl that is commenting on this I would LOVE to see what you looked like, because I bet money that my girl Keena is a million times hotter than you girls are :) So maybe you guys should think before you speak and stop hating.

    Keena COLA*A I loveeeee youu babygirllllll!

    Reply to Seriously?
  20. March 2, 2010 at 12:03 am

    random#2 says:

    I graduated unlike some people, & I do believe If your naked on a porn website? You are attempting to be or you are indeed in a process to be a porn starelett wanna be? I mean was college not an option, I guess getting naked is the easy way out. You might wanna practice some more If that’s your career choice though! BECAUSE YOU SUCK!

    Reply to random#2
  21. March 2, 2010 at 9:14 am

    Justin Hir*h says:

    lmao.
    Keena graduated from my High School.
    I love laughing at the Amelia whores on here :]

    Reply to Justin Hir*h
  22. March 2, 2010 at 10:49 am

    random says:

    who cares.. nobody said anything about her “modeling” … even though she is not really a model she just gets naked in front of a camera. she is slightly known though so whatever works for her, i’m not one to hate. i’m just sayin’… theres only like 2 models in cincinnati that i know of and you can google one and find tons of stuff on her and she doesn’t pose nude on porn websites.. when i google this “vivian or Keena” or whatever her name is nothin pops up so shes doin somethin wrong.. or maybe its just because shes not that attractive

    Reply to random
  23. March 3, 2010 at 9:26 pm

    Cole says:

    keena’s a cool girl, why bash on her?… if ya dont know her, bash all ya want.. i mean that is what internet is all about, be jealous, be envius, whatever it takes to make ur c*ck hard and v*g wet, but in the end, it doesnt matter what you say, cause we know the truth. Keena we love ya!

    Reply to Cole
  24. March 4, 2010 at 1:38 pm

    johnsonismyname says:

    uhm this girls hot you all are trippin

    Reply to johnsonismyname
  25. March 4, 2010 at 1:52 pm

    Dear Keena says:

    You my friend look like a man.

    If i was you i would just move.

    Reply to Dear Keena
    • March 4, 2010 at 5:48 pm

      Dear Dbag says:

      your hilarious. if i moved they wouldn’t have anyone to talk about. jealousy sucks ..sorry you all have that problem.

      <333 The b*tch you love to hate .. Keena =)

      Reply to Dear Dbag
  26. March 4, 2010 at 9:10 pm

    funny.. says:

    Keena hasnt even graduated highschool yet, she could atleast get her GED but still has yet to do that.

    Reply to funny..
  27. March 5, 2010 at 10:34 am

    ha says:

    keena self posts cause she thinks she is gonna be famous or known someday. but you’re not. nobody here remembers your name or face at the end of the day, you’re a dime a dozen, ugly bar hookers are everywhere. be original, have class, thats what gets you known. know how many thousands of thousands of models and porn star are out there that nobody knows…. A LOT!

    Reply to ha
  28. March 5, 2010 at 2:54 pm

    hahah says:

    this girl is straight trash, i took her home with me one night after the bar. sh*t is beat.

    Reply to hahah
  29. March 6, 2010 at 9:53 pm

    Hobit says:

    Keena probably posted this thinking she would become someone from it. No matter how many times you post yourself on the dirty. You’ll always be another whore from Amelia.

    Reply to Hobit
  30. March 7, 2010 at 8:09 pm

    KARMA says:

    KARMA IS A BITCH ;]

    Reply to KARMA
  31. March 8, 2010 at 9:03 pm

    Vivian says:

    You should get some hip implants maybe the mcFATland Twins father can buy it for you.

    Reply to Vivian
  32. March 10, 2010 at 2:56 pm

    Lindsay says:

    “the mcFATland Twins”

    Yes, because Ashley and I are soooo fat? Not at all. Get a life b*tch, your lucky I don’t find out who you are.

    Reply to Lindsay
  33. March 11, 2010 at 9:03 am

    cowboys says:

    u all have nonthing better to do then get on here and talk about her??? so let me get this u all hate her so much that u have to get on here and talk about her?? lol u are all *ucking dumb. stop wasting your time go out and have some fun. go hangout with your dude or chick or go hangout with your friends stop wasting your time on here trying to pick on a girl to make your awful life seem that much better. f*ck u loser that have nonthing to do but talk sh*t u will get whats comming to u carma is a *itch

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  34. March 12, 2010 at 10:05 pm

    CARMA? says:

    yeahhhh who ever posted this you better beware of Carma :p
    What a f*cking dumb *ss, obvioulsy you can tell they are dumb
    *ucks from Amelia attempting to talk sh*t, but it comes out as
    gibberish.

    Reply to CARMA?
    • March 13, 2010 at 1:05 pm

      F*ggot says:

      Comon reveal your true identity and get your *ss beat. We’ll see what these “dumb f*cks from amelia” will do. You will get hurt. Bad.

      Reply to F*ggot
    • March 13, 2010 at 1:03 pm

      F*ggot says:

      F*ggots from amelia? Why don’t you post your real name on here and we can see what the “dumb f*ck” from amelia will do to you. Comon’ man, reveal who you really are and get your f *cking *ss beat.

      Reply to F*ggot
  35. March 13, 2010 at 1:08 pm

    Haters says:

    Every one of ya’ll are haters. H-A-T-E-R-S. You probably hate how you look and deep down inside need to rip on someone else to make yourselves feel better. Hate on Haters. Its your F*ckin Job.

    Reply to Haters
  36. March 15, 2010 at 3:04 am

    Gooooo Keena says:

    Haha Shes hot who cares if she gets naked i want to see her take a c*ck. who cares how trashy she looks its the internet and it looks great

    Reply to Gooooo Keena
  37. March 15, 2010 at 3:05 am

    please says:

    suck my dick

    Reply to please
  38. March 15, 2010 at 7:28 am

    Toby says:

    Truth hurts and the girl is a slut

    Reply to Toby
  39. March 17, 2010 at 12:43 am

    Anonymous says:

    Look MCfatty u better shut ur mouth before ur next on the dirty

    Reply to Anonymous
  40. March 17, 2010 at 11:23 am

    Matt *elch says:

    Keena is a stupid sl*t aint nothing but a c*ck tease looks like anmelt

    Reply to Matt *elch
  41. March 23, 2010 at 4:47 pm

    bahahahaha says:

    I wonder if Isaiah is proud to have hit that? i know i wouln’t admit to it.

    Reply to bahahahaha
    • April 2, 2010 at 4:01 am

      keena says:

      isaiah and i were best friends for a long time and actually he knew everything i’ve ever done in my life and didnt judge me like the rest of you idiots who sit on here and talk about me. he knows i dont do porn i’ve told him how my naked pictures got posted up on a site so before you go talking sht get your facts straight thanks.

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      • April 25, 2010 at 5:58 am

        submission says:

        you go girl sexy in many ways you got it show it i would hit for 2 hours

        Reply to submission
      • April 21, 2010 at 10:18 pm

        drew says:

        you should really think about respecting yourself.. i mean u did make a porno. and that is straight trashy i mean not being mean just being real… maybe u should think before you act and take off your clothes..

        Reply to drew
  42. April 17, 2010 at 8:14 pm

    Laura says:

    ……Shouldn’t people make fun of something someone CAN help……..because I’m pretty sure that someone can’t help that they were GENETICALLY born to be small……….

    Right?

    Reply to Laura
  43. April 27, 2010 at 9:41 am

    Anonymous says:

    Fck you guys, Keena is amazing and gorgeous.

    Reply to Anonymous
  44. June 9, 2011 at 10:25 am

    Vinnie says:

    That’s a mold-breaker. Great thniikng!

    Reply to Vinnie
  45. September 10, 2011 at 8:58 am

    rimmer says:

    i would lick this girls butthole, you’re all crazy saying shes ugly.

    Reply to rimmer

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