MTV’s ‘Jersey Shore’ House In Seaside Available For Rent


THE DIRTY ARMY: Die hard guidos and guidettes who love MTV’s surprise hit ‘Jersey Shore’ now have a rare and limited-time opportunity to party like their favorite reality stars. Seaside Realty has the ideal ‘situation’ for the fist-pumping crowd, assuming their wallets are as big as their hair and muscles. According to a listing on the real estate agent’s web site, a single night’s rental for the 6 bedroom, 3 bath home will cost $3,500 between February 15 and May 1. From May 1 to July 15 the nightly rate jumps to $6,500 or $4,500 for two or more nights. The boardwalk-front home will fetch $15,000 for a Memorial Day or July 4 weekend Friday through Monday rental.

Why would anyone want to rent that place unless they wanted AIDS.- nik


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  1. February 11, 2010 at 10:43 am

    Da Nati says:

    Aint going to lie, that would be the perfect pickup line (assuming the girl likes the show). Tell the girl you are staying at the shore house where it was filmed and ask if she wants to come back and check it out. Almost a LOCK that she will. The hard part, keeping the “grenade” from coming back with her.

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  2. February 11, 2010 at 11:15 am

    Anon E Mouse says:

    That house is a rat hole.
    Not worth more than $50 a night.

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    • February 11, 2010 at 4:52 pm

      Anonymous says:

      Agreed 100%. Amazing what they think is nice is Jersey.

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      • February 16, 2010 at 10:05 am

        mel says:

        actually that is NOT considered nice in jersey by any means….travel 2 miles north up the coast….check out the multi million dollar beach front or bayside homes…take your pick…or u could go for one in mantoloking where you can be bayside with your boat and seadoos docked in the yard by your pool and still walk across the street to the beach….trust me….this is NOT IN ANY WAY the jersey shore its one beach in miles and miles of family communities

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  3. February 11, 2010 at 11:38 am

    get real says:

    I see one empty house sitting there this summer

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  4. February 11, 2010 at 4:06 pm

    elvis says:

    Will someone be sure all the hair gel, roids and needles be taken away too?

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  5. February 11, 2010 at 7:05 pm

    Lo says:

    Nik Ritchie shut off the comments for his party below. i was gonna say, he looks like mariah carey in drag, and i was like, why you so obsessed with me?

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  6. February 12, 2010 at 2:46 am

    SPLIFFSMOMMY says:

    Who the hell would want to rent that dump?
    just by looking at the inside on tv i can tell it smells like mold and rotten food,no telling how the bathroom smells or looks..the furniture looks like goodwill cast offs from 1976,and who goes to the jersey shore anyways when theres aspen and vegas,not to mention the virgin islands for the budget impaired?

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  7. February 13, 2010 at 5:47 am

    Me says:

    I love this show!!!

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  8. March 17, 2010 at 8:38 pm

    Krissy says:

    I loved the show we loved it so much I am openeing a resturant in seaside on May 1st called The Jersey Shore so excited just signed the lease now its time for crazy girls serving food its gonna be owned and operated by young sexy girls lol

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