No Valentine For Canary
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so here is a pic of Canary and her “date” for valentines day. Are you in anyway surprised no guy would go out with her on a day like Valentines?
I didn’t go out with anyone either… I was bummed for about 2.2 seconds until I realized I probably saved about $3k (Helicopter ride, private dinner w/private chef on a mountain during sunset, flowers, hotel room, maybe horses? Who knows?)- nik
Her date was cute… Canary, not so much
Ahhh way to make a girl dream lol, be picky, it suits you.
Nik…you would have had to borrow the 3k anyway….so it probably is better that you are dateless
Forget the 3K and simply try to get through date without twittering about it while it’s going on.. That would be a good start towards having one 2/14/11
nik you forgot the additional $2k it would cost to hire an escort.
Nik you sound like a trout. You wont need to spend 3k if you buy some extenze if that sh@% works.
Lol – what is up with, “maybe horse ” part of this – lol!
Oh, Nik, *please*! 3K for a Valentine’s Day date??!! It sounds like someone is compensating for not having a date. Carly (sp?) Simon said it, “You’re so vain … “
who ever sent this in is a joke. wow,never fails! hiii hater loser slash obsessed with tracking other people’s lives low life f*ck! =)
Hi KRUSTY!
bwhahaah laura you old trashy whore!!! nice hair cut you look like more of a dude then you did before!
U two look Hottt
I banged canary back in the day, the kooter smells bad!!
I love her…I think she’s beautiful!
yo, who is the skeezer with the kate gosslin wig?
whoaaa….someone sounds desperate.private chef on a mountain at sunset? WTF??? what? were you gonna propose too? dayummm son, the way you rag on some of the outstanding women on this site, i’d think you were like some persian sultan with his own harem. get ya self out and get some.
dahlia is an arabic sasquatch! literally 6 ft tall! shes alright but your arabic! blonde hair contacts fake lips commmooon you that ugly really? and i am not surprised about laura, who would want to be her valentine? shes practically f*cked every guy in the OC so they got theirs without having to spend money on her LOL
Laura….get some new clothes and a sense of style. Forever 21 doesn’t count either.
Hey does anyone have her myspace link? I’m obsessed. Thanks!
seriously laura is a super dope chick.
No valentine for canary.. Reposted it