THE DIRTY ARMY: So Nik, maybe you’re right about Nick Malibu walking into the club and getting all the chicks. Maybe he’s not for the gays.  And even if he is, he’s still pulling in alot of chicks. P.I.M.P. He even reeled in a purple crayon chick. I wish I was a famous gay guy so I could have girl fans all over me.  Nick Malibu is so on top of his game that Nik Richie didn’t even need to give him a Dirty Celeb Name, ONLY PERSON IN DIRTY HISTORY TO ACCOMPLISH THAT.  GANGSTA!

Just want to inform everyone not to fear the forehead spider sides because Nick Malibu’s single drops summer 2011 and I believe he will be the Britney Spears of this new decade hands down.- nik