THE DIRTY ARMY: Yo Nik I told you this was gunna happen. Canada just spanked the US 3-2 in overtime as I’m sure you already know…I’m glad I decided to fly down to watch the game live, it was awesome, I enjoyed watching Crosby dangle around all the pylon US defenders. If it weren’t for Ryan Miller Canada would have had double digits (at least 10 goals). Anyways just thought I would update you on whats happening down here before I go out and party with all my fellow Canadians. Its nuts out here eh nik, too bad you couldn’t add this to the dirty march break tour…Canada gets my thumbs up for that victory, thanks for bringin home the gold boys.- G
Yeah, my employee Gayden Solo is in VanDirty being a frontrunner since he plays hockey and pretends he is Canadian to piss me off. Anyway, it was a good game… I went nuts when USA tied it, but France came through in overtime even though their Mexican goalie sucked. So congrats France for winning the gold in hockey over the USA. And always remember Americans laugh at you because you are our hat (the useless piece of clothing on our head above us).- nik
Chey says:
Were you dissing Canada? I couldn’t hear you over my health-care benifits!
to Chey5150CENT says:
=’s Aspirin thats about it.
Too bad you didn’t spend your healthcare savings on hi tech bobsled course design.
You could have purchased some padding from NASA or some netting from Pirates
to 5150CENTJohnny says:
The IOC inspects and signs off on the track to say its safe. But you new that you dum ass!
to JohnnyStephen Harper says:
The US is just pissed that they are our 11th province.
to Stephen HarperPoutine says:
im going to go ahead and gues that “Nik” lost some money on that game or something…. should never have bet against the ones who made the sport!!!
to Poutinenunh says:
Congrats Canada – I have to eat crow on this one
to nunhCanadian says:
Whew. America played great, the whole Olmypics were awesome. BUT…CANADA KICKED ASS AND OWNED IT! couldn’t have gone better…..<3 So PROUD
to CanadianThe Dude says:
Bottom line: Canada won more events than any other country on EARTH!
to The DudeWholuvsumee says:
America wishes they were free like us! And at least most our women in vancity ain’t all plastic!! CANADA OWNS USA ASK UR GAY *SS PREZ!! Where else does ur Gas,Lumber,WEED,everything ITS ALL FROM CANADA U DIP SH*T!! u laught at us because u guys think were hats or somethin!! TO BE HONEST EVERYDAY THE WORLD LAUGHS AT U INCLUDING CANADA CAUSR U DIPSH*TS R STUPIDER THEN DONKEYS!! remember without ur so called ” Hat” u f*ckin Yankees would be dead in debt like right!! CHINA OWNS U LOSERS!!
to WholuvsumeeMarilyn says:
In my American school I learned to spell correctly!
to Marilyn24coach24 says:
Ok, I am a proud Canadian but your post is a poor representation. Just look at it, what a mess of unrelated statements that make zero sense. Suck it up and enjoy our win in hockey and a world class olympics. I haven’t seen Canadians buzzed like this in mass in my life. Enjoy it no matter what people say.
to 24coach24geebus says:
Yeah, the mid-level weed.
And just so you know, idiot- majority of the weed dispersed around the US is homegrown.
to geebusi said it... says:
I love how everyone in the USA now pretending to give a sh*t about Hockey.
to i said it...The Truth says:
All those canadains who played on Team Canada are now all flying back to where they actually live in the USA. Should tell you something.
to The TruthGOLD RUSSSSSSSH says:
uh huh. they live there TEMPORARILY to play in the NHL so they can practice practice practivce then play for team Canada during the olympics AND WHOMP YOUR ASSES WITH GOLD again. its a vicious cycle
to GOLD RUSSSSSSSHCanadianMedicalBabe says:
Better pay. That’s why I work in the USA
to CanadianMedicalBabeJust so you know... says:
LOL maybe for some medical careers, but everything else? Goooood luck on your 5 dollar minimum wage!
to Just so you know...duh says:
they only live there because they are getting paid millions of dollars to help out your sh*tty hockey teams…..
to duhdatruth says:
It’s your sport yet all the teams are in the U.S.A! the sad part is, no one really cares about hockey, it goes football, baseball,college football,MMA, ghetto ball,high school football wnba, mls, european soccer, minor league baseball,world series of poker, the national spelling bee,pba,curling, that dog show, professtional wrestling, then maybe hockey, no one even noticed that games haven’t been played in two weeks or when the duma$$ sport went on strike
to datruthsilly americans! do the math!! says:
Hey Junior Canadian lover in denial. The ratings for the Gold medal Game between USA and Canada were 27 million in the US alone. Now please do your research and tell me when the last world series pulled that amount of viewers. I enjoyed your witty banter however its just truly upsetting that you are so rattled by our VICTORY! the states always has the mindset that 2nd place is the first loser.. well tally up the gold fellas and we can see who owns the podium….
to silly americans! do the math!!hahahaha says:
I LOVE HOW THE AMERICANS “DONT CARE” ABOUT HOCKEY NOW THAT THEY LOST, ITS NO LONGER CONSIDERED A SPORT THERE, YET LAST WEEK, THEY WERE SAYING HOW BADLY THEY WANTED TO TAKE HOME THE GOLD IN HOCKEY AND HOW BAD THEY WOULD BEAT CANADA AT THEIR OWN GAME, BUT NOW WE SPANKED THEM IN MEN AND WOMENS HOCKEY, PLUS GOT 14 GOLD HIGHEST GOLD EVER IN ONE OLYMPIC GAME, NOW ITS NOT A REAL SPORT…AND BASEBALL IS??? LOL SWINGING A BAT AT A BALL AND RUNNING AROUND IN CIRCLES, YOU GOT ME, HOCKEY ISNT A “REAL” SPORT…. F*CKING TARDS
to hahahahauhhhm says:
theres like 10 times the population in usa than canada, thats why their are more teams you re-tard
to uhhhmduh says:
theres like 10 times the population un usa than canada, thats why their are more teams you re-tard
to duhNHL Fan says:
Sh*tty hockey teams huh i beleive you have 2 of the worst teams in the nhl up there in oh canada the maple leaves and the oilers ya their really good is either team over 60 points yet for the season no!!But some of our so called sh*tty teams here are almost to 90 well see you in the playoff oh wait no we wont youll be ice fishing in the off season enjoy your health care
to NHL FanAnonymous says:
lol that motherf*cker got owwwwwwwnnnnnned
to AnonymousCarla* says:
Men and womens hockey…. GOLD, GOLD and more GOLD!! Sorry I just had to rub it in!! Wouldn’t it be something like over 50 gold metals if you counted all the players… Just saying!! Sid the kid you ROCKED once again!!
to Carla*pwned says:
this hockey game was the only bit of the olympics i watched, i could care less otherwise.
to pwnedNo One Cares What My Name Is... says:
They barely beat us in a sport they invented and we now own.
Anyways, by the next Olympics they’ll be playing under the stars and stripes as the 51st state.
Damn good game though!
to No One Cares What My Name Is...Stock Operator says:
Its funny how Americans feel that they are superior when their education system is sh*t, they are behind in the sciences and Techs, half the nation is full of dumb uneducated renecks, and the political system is a sham. America is Canada’s dumb big brother that is good at football but dosent have the grades to go to college and play.
to Stock OperatorD-rock says:
Guess that makes the US our scrotum. Or taint.
to D-rockstricktmachine says:
AWESOME!! best quote i’ve read on this site in a long time. kudos bro.
to stricktmachinestating the obvious says:
Of course you guys are better at hockey…wich is a cool sport…but its the only F’n thing you guys can play…what do you do the rest of the year when its not hockey season besides pop “E” listen to techno and hang out on hastings and exchange needles???
to stating the obviousloser^ says:
oh u know about east hasting EH? did u have fun on our skid row?
to loser^Just so you know... says:
When has Canadians ever been known to take E and listen to techno? Seems like your the junkie since you know so much about hasting and needle exchange
to Just so you know...american says:
it was a GREAT game. but if you are cheering for canada that much, go home. oh wait you probably arent from there anyway.
to americanNik is a DOOOOOSHER says:
Hey NIk you are a stupid Rag head– Salam to my ass, go back to your hole in the sand. Vancity is the number one place to live in the world, its a fact. Just like you are a doosher its a fact. Our shieet is too nice and perfect up hear. USA is a debt ridden country that depends on other countries. If we cut off your water you will all [removed].
to Nik is a DOOOOOSHERjean says:
lol yeah cut off our water and see what the fu*k happens…we’ll call you “northern washington” or how about “north montana”
to jeanNik is a DOOOOOSHER says:
Shut up Jean! dont make me turn this r@pe into a m#rder!!! US has no natural resources, except for Fat people and inbread hicks. If i drive over the boarder to Washington from BC the first thing i notice is the amount of over weight people and the amount of Fast food. Whole country is broke, owes Trillions to Nik and Aladdin’ s fathers. Why do you gotta front? You get all of your drinking water from BC toilets. Drink our Pee.
to Nik is a DOOOOOSHERCanadian all the way says:
seems were the brain and the brawn and the states is just the ground that we sh*t, piss and walk on.
to Canadian all the wayAnonymous says:
Basketball started in Springfield, Massachusetts. It was invented by a Canadian named James Naismith.
to AnonymousOh No and a canadian won NBA MVP two years in a row. Sh*t now what?
Anonymous says:
Alright… If Canada is America’s “hat”, I conclude that America must be nothing but Canada’s ass?
to AnonymousI'm says:
Motherfu<ker didn't put up my last post. Nik/Hooman FA€€OT u dirty dirty persain, a little bird told me that ur not ALLOWED in Canada LOL. go snowboarding in your own country, we don't want your dirty dirty hairy perzsh ass rotting our beautiful land. U and all your fellow americant followers who say you don't like hockey are lying; your only hostile and being obese crybabies that your f*ggot team lost to the BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD; Canada = GOLD GOLD GOLD and americants = TIN!!
Hahahaha sooo since Canada is Americas "hat", that means America is canadas FaCE… Canadas FAT C*CK SUCKING FACE hahaha co<k suckerzzzz
to I'mhuh? says:
The moron that runs this site is persian? That;s f*cking sick i hate persians. Especially the women, they are the biggest golddigging whoooores on the planet. Go fu*king wax something you hairy a8s bi*ches.
to huh?Anonymous says:
You people talk sh*t about each other yet you are all the same
to AnonymousThere is no huge difference between Canada and U.S. get over your selves
Anonymous says:
Hey nick ur not american
to Anonymousur middle eastern
don’t talk like ur american
HAHAHHA says:
Hey Nik, your name isn’t Nik
to HAHAHHAits Whoooooooman
don’t act like you’re from the West
youre a sand n*gga.
haha says:
Oh Nik must suck to know Americans sucks canadian *ss….. U lost and your pissy about to cry faces showed it sucka’s!!! ur a shi* country who cant just take a loss and leave it at that……and I saw ur wife she is way uglier than the hot girls posted on here….. We kicked your *ss…. LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!1
to hahaWhoooooooman says:
Just because I change my name to Nik so I can fit in with the rest of the inbred, fat and discusting U.S. citizens doesn’t mean I’m actually american. I am a camel jockey that tried drinking and driving but I forgot I wasn’t on my camel, I was in a car so I got busted, I only make fun of Canada because the rest of my dirty staff does and I want them to like me, I say I like blondes and I’ll try brunettes this year but really I only like women that cover up their faces and bodies with DIRTY sheets. Go home Whoooman and play in the sand. LOSER.
to Whooooooomanhuh? says:
omg, just fabulous. What wit! love you my canadian brother.
to huh?Anonymous says:
HAHAHA awesome!
to AnonymousAmerica the GREAT says:
Wow really? Im a proud American and I love my country! I have never in my life had a bad impression of Canadians until I read the comments on here! I seriously wonder why Canadians hate us so much? I think its sad an pathetic bc u all know if your country were ever to go through some type of tragedy or crisis AMERICANS would be the first to offer support and help?!? Stop the hate why cant we just be friendly neighbors lol? Much easier that way. All the bashing of the USA just makes you look jealous or something! Lets put it this way… What has USA done to you personally that could be the reason there is so many hateful words on here? Oh and nieghbors, FYI if you havent figured it out yet, this is niks job to start controversy on his site….. probably whether he means it or not. Get used to it!!!!!
to America the GREATBrittany says:
Talking about a crisis…….. let’s all stroll down memory lane to Septemeber 11th 2001 when all plans were divered to Canada and we CANADIANS opened our homes to everyone stranded including thousands of Americans. We took you in, gave you a place to stay, fed you and took care of you.
Oh Canadians were just a bunch of really nice people. Booo hiss to us ehhh??
to Brittanyhuh? says:
you tell ‘em sister. I’m sick of these backwater pigs always saying, ‘if there was ever a war we would have your back blah blah blah’. YOU d*cks are the reason for the war, going over and picking fights with crazy sandn*ggers. You are to blame for everything, and it’s not good things you effing inbred hillbillies.
to huh?Anonymous says:
buddy, i wish half of the americans were like you. have you read some of the sore-loser comments on here coming from your people?? we only act in defense of our country.
to Anonymouspurpleandgold says:
If it wasn’t for the American people voting that redneck, under educated, murderer into office for 2 terms Canada wouldn’t be in a recession right now. Between arrogance and stupidity sometimes its hard not to hate on you guys.
to purpleandgoldcanjatt says:
well said bro!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
to canjattrecoil says:
Why the “WORLD” (not canadians) hate the states?
LOL at least Canadian government doesn’t murder thousands of innocent residents by flying planes in to their own buildings and then passing it off as a terrorist attack so they can rob another innocent country of their oil and murder millions more because of their religion.
haha Canada raped the states when they attacked in 1812, and 2010 got raped again.
CANADA is the bigger brother. Even the natural geographic say the same.
Come back in another 200 years if you are still a country…
to recoilTruthHurts says:
LOL… funny sh*t. Pretty sure insults coming from both sides…
Anyways, regarding if we were to ever go through a tragedy, or crisis and America would be the first to help. Ummm, remember that event called 9/11 – what country do you think was the first to help? How about Hurricane Katrina? Canadians still has troops in Afghanistan (100′s who have died) fighting for America’s war on terrorism.
So when you ask why can’t we be friendly neighbours? WE are, you’re obviously just ignorant.
to TruthHurts........ says:
yeah, well maybe canadians are tired of taking crap from you american pricks, you can dish it out, but when people fight back you run home and cry
to ........datruth says:
is there still a hockey league?
to datruth@ America the Great says:
Well yor guys are bashing us too…, so when you stop, we’ll stop. Oh and we’re there for you when you guys get into tragedies and crisises lol arent weee!? and we’re definetly not jealous of not being american. We lovee Canadaa! We just hate that you guys think your better then everyone elsee.
to @ America the GreatHAHAHA says:
you idiot americans started the fight, so we are defending ourselves, simple as that….
to HAHAHAactually says:
actually we’re there for you when your ex presidentO decided to bomb babies in a 3rd world country..
GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD!! nik arn’t you mexican or is your skin just that colour from not washing?
to actuallyAnonymous says:
nik is the worst baked-b*tch ive seen in a while. and he makes fun of other people for being fake…
to AnonymousAmerica is Our Jockstrap says:
I admit Nik, we may be your hat , but you will always be our jockstrap, there to protect us when we need you and when we dont, we just throw you in our gym back and leave you there to stink and rot in your own filth until we decide that you are of use to us once again.
to America is Our JockstrapUS is our Condom says:
USA is Canada’s Condom
to US is our CondomYoung pimpin says:
good game canada….last goal was soft tho…wish game wouldve ended on a good goal. We sacred the shyt out of ya’s tho…at least admit that……LOL classic game for the history books….. was no loser on the ice that day!
to Young pimpinCANADIAN who loves LA says:
I love Canada to death, but the U.S. rocks … to an extent. They’re mostly full of materialistic things and are pretty racist and rude at times, but I have to admit you guys do own a lot of the goods. Hence your materialistic characteristics. I think they only reason you make things so much better is because your population is 10 times Canada’s so you have more people to collect ideas, talent, and money from! Bottom line, Canada is the best country and the chillest, but the USA knows how to party.
to CANADIAN who loves LAlol says:
ya were pretty useless to the U.S.A. eh? thats ok i think ill go drink my face off then get a kidney transplant when im 60. oh ya nik how much does that run u the the great us of a. well out here its FREE!!!!!
to lolya says:
talk all the shi* you want but Canada broke world record for GOLD and took home hockey for women and men…. so all you fair weather hockey fans can suck it.
to yajbreezy says:
Ha ha… I love it! The U.S only say they don’t care when they loose. Nik was sure the U.S was gonna kill us! Silly little grasshopper! Don’t be jealous! The funniest thing is that the U.S. actually thought that they could coast through this game, straight to the gold medal! HA HA! Their faces were priceless; they were actually shocked that they lost! They should have seen it coming. And the last post is right, how can the U.S support a dying sport like baseball? Especially when hockey is picking up support in the minor leagues in the U.S.
to jbreezyAnonymous says:
Were bigger and were on top. If this was prison, youd be our bitch.
to AnonymousGolden Goal says:
I thought YOU said that that US was gonna win the gold easy??????
to Golden GoalHAHAHA!!!
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for crying outloud, regardless of whether you are canadian, american or what have you, we are all HUMAN. So before you feel the need to insult eachother look at the bigger picture, we ALL live on earth. So shut the hell up you all sounds like idiots fighting about who lives in the better country.
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