THE DIRTY ARMY: Yo Nik I told you this was gunna happen. Canada just spanked the US 3-2 in overtime as I’m sure you already know…I’m glad I decided to fly down to watch the game live, it was awesome, I enjoyed watching Crosby dangle around all the pylon US defenders. If it weren’t for Ryan Miller Canada would have had double digits (at least 10 goals). Anyways just thought I would update you on whats happening down here before I go out and party with all my fellow Canadians. Its nuts out here eh nik, too bad you couldn’t add this to the dirty march break tour…Canada gets my thumbs up for that victory, thanks for bringin home the gold boys.- G
Yeah, my employee Gayden Solo is in VanDirty being a frontrunner since he plays hockey and pretends he is Canadian to piss me off. Anyway, it was a good game… I went nuts when USA tied it, but France came through in overtime even though their Mexican goalie sucked. So congrats France for winning the gold in hockey over the USA. And always remember Americans laugh at you because you are our hat (the useless piece of clothing on our head above us).- nik
ha\ says:
if only the u s actually cared about a sport like hockey this post would probably piss some people off..thank god hockey is as important as soccer in the states
to ha\Anonymous says:
uhhh.. soccer is a european sport, us will NEVER have the right to call soccer THEIR sport.. dont you guys have like baseball or some shi* that really isnt that much of a sport?
to AnonymousCanadianMedicalBabe says:
It’s a good day to be CANADIAN!
to CanadianMedicalBabeamanda. says:
well actually Luongo let in less goals then your piece of sh!t goalie.
to amanda.and always remember we took gold.. hockeys all about gold.
there is no silver in hockey silvers nothing….
AHAHAHAH have a nice plane ride back.
DJ-2slick says:
I am number one, eh eh eh eh eh eh
to DJ-2slickNow let me ask ya man
What does it take to be number one
Two is not a winner and three nobody remembers, eh
What does it take to be number one, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Anonymous says:
Canucks think they just won the world. funny how the US wins one time over the cunucks in their sport. Try and Play the US in our sport and you will not score let alone win. Football American Style. Kind of funny how when Canucks want to make real money in their sport they play in US. Canada SUCKS RICHARDS!!!
to AnonymousLord Stanley says:
the Stanley Cup is made out of silver you dumb broad
to Lord StanleyChey says:
They played for the Stanley cut at the Olympics? Dumbass
Get off the net, read a book.
to CheyS says:
Point exactly
to SOlympics Gold > Stanley Cup
CANADA GOLD!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
you dont keep the stanley cup but you sure keep gold medals!
to CANADA GOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!krazy k says:
most winter medals ever….congrats on winning gold in the worlds #15 sport lol
to krazy ksidneycrosby says:
most gold medals ever: CANADA 15 – USA’s 9. all that and we have only 10% of your population. not too shabby. maybe pat kane will rob another taxi on his ride back to chicago.
IF YOU’RE NOT FIRST, YOU’RE LAST. CANADA 14 GOLD GERMANY 10 USA 9 HAHAHAHA
to sidneycrosbyAnonymous says:
The US has only 10% of the population of India and China but yet we dominate them in every sport. Population means nothing.
to AnonymousATTN: canuck trash says:
Its the winter games you homo, and Canada is in a state of perma frost. Beijing Summer Olympics of 2008: the US had 36 gold medals and Canada had 3. Look it up on wikipedia. You know the US has better athletes don’t front cause you can ride a sled down an ice chute slightly faster than an American who would rather be playing football anyway.
to ATTN: canuck trashkrazy k says:
nik thats the funniest sh*t ive heard in awhile
congrats canada it was a great game…..canada had to win…can you imagine what would have happened if they didn’t? usa played great…think about it 12 NHL all stars on team canada to the two on team usa and we forced OT, the idiot submitter should wake the fu*k up…10 goals? i think you got too wasted and watched the wrong game
to krazy kwow. says:
no actually usa had almost all nhl players.. and canada had all… so we were pretty even, you should really stop making excuses for usa losing
to wow.his dudeness says:
he said ALL STARS you moron. learn to read
to his dudenessAnonymous says:
dont cry nik. usa had nothing going for them. only thing that work was the trader canadian that couldnt make our team and had to settle for #2. ah maybe in 2014 but i doubt it.
to Anonymoussee ya in 4
Anonymous says:
lol more like NEVER
to Anonymousfrank ric*ard says:
whens football season, the real sport
to frank ric*ardAce Hardy The one man party says:
its never a good day to be canadian! bryan adams and maple syrup are easily replaced, remember that…. we can pull the rug from under you at any time
to Ace Hardy The one man partyAce Hardy The one man party says:
im not gonna lie though….. theres no replacing howie mandel
to Ace Hardy The one man partyJust so you know... says:
SILVER means you lost, don’t be proud. And remember, in prison, the USA would be Canada’s bitch, were on top!
to Just so you know...Anonymous says:
hockey means nothing to americans. that sh*t is so boring. the only thing worse is watching soccer.
to AnonymousAce Hardy The one man party says:
me personally I do like hockey and im from the south so it is ass backwards i know…. but reguardless canada is no better because they won a hockey match. And you would think they are still pissed that they got beat by the hurricanes in the stanley cup in 06. This is north carolina, its hot as balls down here and we beat that ass. And for the record I THINK SPEED SKATING IS GAY TOO, But apollo ohno straight d-bo’d that canadian friday night and I think that was a good metaphor for the usa to canada relationship! EHHHH?
to Ace Hardy The one man partyJust so you know... says:
If the metaphor is if usa messes with canada they get DQ’d from the world, is that what you’re trying to say?
to Just so you know...Italian says:
Bi*ch, were the F*ckin USA. The only reason you enjoy a good life, is because you happen to live next to the leaders of the free world. Canada has and will always be our bi*ches. Your barely a step above mexico in our eyes
to ItalianAnonymous says:
thats funny Italia thats why all the Americans try coming to Canada because our health care kicks your 3rd world healthcares ass. American economy is falling down fast; even mexico is looking richer then you.
to Anonymouskrazy k says:
only the poor ones….rich canadians and people from all over the world come here for health care cause they want quality and also because they don’t wanna wait in line behind their neighbor who works at mcdonalds
your “kick ass” healthcare lets people with life threatening illnesses wait months if not years for treatment no matter how much you pay into the system
to krazy kJust so you know... says:
Have you ever traveled anywhere around the world? NO ONE LIKES AMERICANS BECAUSE PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE AMERICANS SEEM IGNORANT. And don’t be silly, do the british live a good life? absolutely, are they next to the “leaders of the free world” NOPE. Face it, united states is falling apart just like their economy sweetie!
to Just so you know...pwned says:
3-2 in hockey overtime is a spanking?whatever…Canada has no pop culture(they steal America’s) and their main stream media focuses on America 80% of the time.Canada :maple syrup,hockey and that skunky beer with a maple leaf on it you buy at a random convenience store when you are lost and you need beer.
to pwnedAnonymous says:
we don’t want your pop culture. keep your s*it to yourself in your own *ucking country.
to AnonymousBrittany says:
B*tch please. We have pop culture. Ever heard of a little group called B4-4? Shawn Desmond? Drake? pppfffftttt haters
to BrittanyJust so you know... says:
have you guys heard of sarcasm?
to Just so you know...Brittany says:
THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Like F I listen to B4-4.
to BrittanyBuford Pusser says:
I’m f*cking Canadian and no one gives a sh* about B4-4 , Desmond or Drake unless you are some 15 y/o white girl in the ‘burbs who wishes she was inner-city brown. Stop making up lies to impress Americans.
to Buford PusserBrittany says:
It was called sarcasm. Perhaps you could have picked up on that…
Who gives a crap what American’s think anyways.
to BrittanyAnonymous says:
Who the hell is B4-4??? Seriously if thats all you have for pop culture…you have NONE!!!
to Anonymouspwned says:
ahhhhh no… i haven’t heard of any of them. pffft “haters”came from America you pop culture thief. and yes your nightly news focuses mainly on America so eat it beotch.
to pwnedBrittany says:
I know, it was a joke. Trust me you can keep your auto-tuner crap in the USA.
to BrittanyThe Lawyer says:
It doesn’t matter what you think about hockey, Canada, or the US… a low scoring game and an overtime win is far from a “spanking.” The US wasn’t even supposed to medal in this sport.
to The LawyerStaxxNorthWest says:
Ha good one …your “prisons” are like country clubs…I am convinced it’s where the gay’s go up there to escape the real word and be with there own kind…
P.S. (Random Thought) If our entire country’s population was smaller than that of california our economy would be good too…Just sayin’…
Dirty Army Strong all day!!
to StaxxNorthWestHA says:
I guess you guys should start using birth control and stop sleeping with your cousins
to HAREAmericasHat says:
Funny….I used that exact term here less than 2 weeks ago on this site. HMMMMMMMMMMM. Ya we DO notice the 1-2 week delay on regurgitating clever terms people (very rarely) leave in their comments!!!! C-thru. Dik Itchie YOU ARE A BITER! The goalie’s Italian not Mexican (I believe YOUR country has all them in it already!) and we are fcucking CANADIAN…….not France…….that’s a 9 hour plane ride away ya dumb camelfcucker.
to REAmericasHatpwned says:
why are you up Americas *ss blogging on an American website? what they don’t have cool websites in Canaduh? or Canadian pop culture?….oh yeah i forgot,you guys have NARDWUAR. ROFL.
to pwnedBuford Pusser says:
This site was cool about 2 years ago then jumped the shark when Ritchie got outed. I said …. and I am only here for the ladies
to Buford PusserAnonymous says:
he was talking about the french canadians on your team you jackass.
to AnonymousCanadianthruandthru says:
actually Canada won the Olympics. Check any news website out of North America. Canada is listed at the top with 14 golds, which is the measure of success. We did set an all time record for most Golds in a single olympics ever, in case you missed the headlines. It was just announced by the head of the IOC that we did win. So im glad the US is good at getting 2nd and 3rd a lot, but in Canada we play everything to win. So just remember that we have less than 10% of your population, and just beat you in not just hockey, but we also finished on top of you in the standings…..I guess being the “hat”, and in this case on top of you in the standings isnt that bad after all. GO CANADA GO, we just owned the podium
to CanadianthruandthruHoofHearted says:
Having a larger population means nothing. Shouldn’t India and China dominate everything? You are an idiot.
to HoofHeartedJust so you know... says:
No, you’re an idiot. Yes India has a huge population, but their culture isn’t the same as ours. And China, they did pretty well in the Olympics.
to Just so you know...Just so you know... says:
I think I love you.
to Just so you know...GCG says:
In Canada, we go for quality, not quantity.
to GCGAnonymous says:
That’s right! We are win.
to AnonymousTheTruth says:
Canada is to the U.S. as a flea is to an Elephant. Catch my drift?
to TheTruthalex says:
don’t be sore losers. you would all be saying something much different if the US did win, hockey’s a real game, one that Canada just happens to dominate.
to alex▌♥ ▌Proud to be a Canadian!! ▌♥ ▌ says:
▌♥ ▌Proud to be a Canadian!! ▌♥ ▌
to ▌♥ ▌Proud to be a Canadian!! ▌♥ ▌Anonymous says:
Everyone’s going to be in Downtown partying it up tonight!
to AnonymousGo Canada!
ProudCanadian says:
Its okay Nik… what your feeling right now is called being a SORE LOSER. There, there dont shed a tear.
The Better Team Won… period.
to ProudCanadiankrazy k says:
your right the better team did win….canadians love hockey they invented the game…the canadians on this site shouldn’t hate on the usa for doing so well in a sport not many care about/watch and were not even supposed to medal in….we beat once and took to OT the best team in hockey
to krazy kBlow me says:
Whatever Nik. You still have a small hairy dick.
to Blow meummm says:
we are your hat? more like your the chair canada sits on
to ummmSejanus says:
If we were in prison you would be our woman cuz Canada is on top.
to SejanusOr possibly that annoying zit on the butt you just can’t squeeze.
his dudeness says:
this gayden solo thinks hes hot sh*t at hockey, huh? anytime he wants he can meet me at the ice den and well lace em up.
to his dudenessstacey says:
hmm nik i do declare that you are wrong… we are not the hat we are the head, your state of alaska is the lame slanted baller cap of this great nation!! WE GOT GOLD BABY!!!!
to staceyHUH-WHAT? says:
US played a great game. Canada played a great game and came out on top. 3-2 is no spanking by any means. Most of team USA is from Canada anyway so it’s really a win/win for any hockey fan.
to HUH-WHAT?Anonymous says:
ONCE AGAIN, USA – THE SAD LOSERS….. TALKING A LOT OF CRAP, UNTIL WE ONCE AGAIN PROOVE CANADA IS THE BEST PLACE ON EARTH!
to Anonymouspwned says:
NARDWUAR!
to pwnedhahahahah says:
HAHAHA no more than a few days ago usa was bragging saying hockey wqas there sport and they were taking home the gold, but now that canada ripped it from their lifeless fingers hockey is no longer a “sport” sore losers!!!!!!!!!! hang your arrogant heads in shame
to hahahahahhahahahah says:
CANADIANS ARE THE HAT, BECAUSE WE SIT ON THE TOP!
to hahahahahpwned says:
HOW BOOT I FART IN YOUR MOUTH.
to pwnedAnonymous says:
GOLD! all the stereotypical canadian disses is jsut cuz umad.
to Anonymousmmmm free health care.
jtt63 says:
did you people really watch. the refs put their whistles away for the 3 period and overtime. i smell a canadian conspiracy. by the way, is it eh or gay?
to jtt63Anonymous says:
typical ressponse from americanos – like anyone on the planet cares about football like americans – maybe that will make em feel better – ratings on this year’s superbowl proved people IN AMERICA cared more about figure skating than superbowl – haha what a joke game that only one weak ass country cares about – sour grapes as usual for americuh
hurst when little bros beats up big bros eh?!?!?!?!?! hahah douche yankees cant yank my….
to Anonymousbilly says:
Good Old American sentiment. We care till we lose. This could be politics, world conflicts, sports, social issues…whatever right?
congrats on the medal count though guys, real solid. Your officially number one at coming in second. I can see how China feels now.
Well back to the recession and shooting up your local arby’s
to billyOuchKThxPeace says:
Its not about how many medals you got; its how many gold medals you got
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to OuchKThxPeaceIf your not first then your most likely American.
Anonymous says:
We really don’t care about Hockey though. We may support our Olympic athletes win or lose (especially win), but nobody gives a DAMN about hockey.
to Anonymousmiss thing says:
You say we are the useless hat. I see it differently, we are on the top floor and we are pissing on your head. In other news, wasn’t the Olympic Games great. All of it.
to miss thingSmart Ass says:
If we’re your useless hat above you, then you must be a useless assh0le below us.
to Smart Ass....... says:
soo then men and women are now the first place loser!!! congrats on a silver!! must be a sad day in america… Canada kicks USA ass AGAIN!! maybe you will now realize this is our game!!!!
to .......Anonymous says:
we never said it was our game…USA doesnt care about hockey!!!
to AnonymousCanada is GAY says:
Hahaha ya guys live it up live it up ONE sport for you good job hahaha…… and whoever the dumb*ss is that said this is Canada not France you are retarded man… Canada was colonized by the FRENCH so why dont you get off your a*s and learn something other than just how to get all fat by sitting on the couch drinking beer and watching hockey all day alright buddy? haha Canadians wow so self righteous thinking they are the sh*t… good for you with hockey and (the olympics for this year). But look at the number one olympics medal holder of all time (USA- 891 gold, 687 silver, 599 bronze and a total of 2177 medals) Haha good luck getting on that level canada!!!
to Canada is GAYpwned says:
HOW ABOOT IT, WELL SAID.
to pwnedJust so you know... says:
Actually the British came to Canada in 1497, then the French came in 1534. So no, were not France. Dumbass.
to Just so you know...Anonymous says:
that guy gayden looks homeless
to Anonymousi heard his parents are from ahatuekee
YEAHHHHH B*TCHED says:
WHAT????I THINK WE PROVED U WRONG AMERICANS!!
to YEAHHHHH B*TCHED5150CENT says:
All three Hanson Brothers are American
Your Bacon sucks
All a gold medal gets your hockey team is Shaun White’s leftovers
to 5150CENTBuford Pusser says:
keep Shuan White…he’s a douce and hated by every Nation on the tour including the rest of the US riders. Just f*cking wait until it’s “kick a ginger day” he’s first on the list
to Buford PusserBrittany says:
This is the ONLY battle the Americans can win. Our bacon does suck.
to Brittany5150CENT says:
Don’t hate on Canada just because their team of professionals barely won in OT after initially loosing to the Americans. Think of all the progressive contributions Canada has shared with the society.
O thats right, there aren’t any!
to 5150CENTBrittany says:
Canadians have contributed more to this world than any of your inbreeding double wide living white trash freaks.
to Brittanyjust sayin says:
to all you ignorant american’s….
to just sayinCanada is the first and only country to win 14 GOLD MEDALS in the Olympics!! It’s quality not quantity not only as far as medals go but as well as people too. Your country is full of trash talking low lives while Canada is a country of real world class people and OLYMPIC HEROES!! Being sore losers is only going to make your country look more pathetic to the world than it already is.
Anonymous says:
oh for sure man the guy in this picture looks like a real WORLD CLASS GENTLEMAN hahahaha what a joke…
to AnonymousWRONG says:
Hey bullshizzer a few posts up…….you OUTED yourself when you tried to leave your Canada-Burn here…..that “beer with the maple leaf on it” ain’t available at ANY “convenience store” in the country Fool! If you actually knew what you were talking about OR had come to Canada and then formed an opinion of the country ( instead of feebly attempting to bullisht here on thedirty like an ignorant azzclown)….you’d know they don’t sell booze/beer/wine at ANY convenience store. So when you want your “Bud Light Lime” Motherfcucker, forget about 7-11……..Liquor store anyone?!
to WRONGu suck nik says:
God you americans are really living up to your reputation as arrogant pricks F*ck you all!!!
to u suck nik20K-MILLIONAIRE says:
nothins screams out im a flaming hom@sexual like wearing a fur hat and reping CANADA..good job @gaydensolo for not hiding behind the closet door..and coming out.
to 20K-MILLIONAIREWar of 1812 says:
Lets put this in perspective your followers will understand. The US and A is a beat cougar with bad plus 2s that sleeps with the purple crayons for bottles and blow. Canada is the hotter younger more popular player in the game. While you rent and consume using your credit cards China owns your ass. Wake up the lights are on. You are fat, lazy in debt with no way to get out. Canada is not the USA. We grow,mine,fish and manufacture. We can laugh at ourselves while the rest of the world laughs at you. Time to look in the mirror. Maybe Haiti will let you keep the babies. GOOFS!
to War of 1812NARDWUER says:
GET OFF THIS AMERICAN WEBSITES NUTS THEN YOU FRENCHY FRUIT BAG.
to NARDWUERAnonymous says:
HEY NIK
to AnonymousWE WON GOLD
PEACE
Anonymous says:
First of all I’m letting you guys know I’m not here to say Canada is better or why USA sucks. Both teams played really well, I was really upset when USA tied the game. I don’t understand why Nik would post this up if he “didn’t care about hockey”. Also, for those people who think NOBODY in America cares about hockey then you are wrong. There were American flags at the game and people with American flags on the streets of Vancouver watching the game. It might not be as important to you guys as it is to Canadians but there are still American hockey fans. Don’t be a sore loser, the US team played well so be proud of that.
Why do you call us France? Is it because French is one of our national languages? So since Spanish is the second most popular language in America is it okay that we call you Mexico? I also don’t understand why you call Luongo a Mexican like its a bad thing. He’s Italian-Canadian and he is from Quebec. Racism does nothing for you Nik.
to Anonymoushahaa says:
wtf mexican goaltender? too bad luongo is italian .. and actually brodeur is prob the only player from quebec on the team..
to hahaaLOL says:
YO AMERICA
to LOLSUCK MY SHINY GOLD MEDAL DICK
Anonymous says:
f*ck yes
to AnonymousS says:
It’s cool. Bitterness is an American quality.
to SNARDWUER says:
America=holder of World reserve currency for now,proveyor and pioneer of world pop culture,some freedom left,used to have industry and jobs,gov’t used to fear the people(tyranny). Canada=maple syrup,beer,hockey and bad actors Americans don’t like……America still wins.
to NARDWUERScottyB says:
grow the f*ck up nick i hope yo ustay the f*ck outta canada for good you punk
to ScottyBGOLD CANADA says:
USA are our B*TCHES hahahahahhaa
to GOLD CANADA