She Claims She Looks Like Jessica Simpson
Posted in Cougars, FSU, Miami, The Dirty | February 24th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you have to put this nasty thing on blast! She claims she looks like Jessica Simpson and is hotter! Ha She tells everyone this!! She walks around thinking she is God’s gift to earth, and treats everyone like sh*t! She is a compulsive liar and a wreck! This chick even ran her car off a bridge! (To go along with her other DUI’s) She claims she graduated from FSU but we all know she didn’t, that’s why you can often find her at your local Ft. Myers Costco or Liquor store giving out samples! She claims famous guys and athletes are after her! She status updates are always how annoyed she is people bother her about being Jessica Simpson! LOL Plus this dude is 30 claiming to be 24! Nasty b*tch with a nasty weave! Some how nasty trout’s fly her around and pay for her stuff! This chick is definitely as crazy as they come!
Some people just believe their owns lies. I don’t see any Jessica Simpson in her, plus why would you want to be compared to a has been like Jessica… Big Bird from Sesame Street is more relevant.- nik
sumMeanGirl says:
I don’t know Nick, she has the same borderline down syndrome look that Jessica sometimes has…you know the one!!! I think if she wants to look like THAT then lets give credit where credit is due
to sumMeanGirlBang Bro's says:
She looks like Jessica Simpson on CRACK!!!!
to Bang Bro's100% Class says:
Seriously. They both have that same look. JS is just prettier and less crackhead looking.
to 100% ClassAj says:
well…their both ugly, I’ll give her that!
to Ajd.a. says:
let’s be real.. we don’t know what jessica simpson looks like without make up or photo shop…
I think it’s probably a pretty clear representation.
to d.a.Needledick says:
damn please keep that nose away from my cocaine thanks
to NeedledickJohnny Rotten says:
She looks more like Homer Simpson than Jessica Simpson.
to Johnny RottenAnonymous says:
Yummy
to AnonymousWoody says:
A lot of miles on that face
to WoodyDominic says:
Look at the bridge of her nose… It’s as
to Dominicwide as my love hammer!
Jack Daniels says:
Nothing wrong with that drunken ho that a good bare ass spanking wouldn’t fix.
Well… probably not but hey, it’s worth a try
to Jack Danielslocdawg says:
looks like the mutant from Hills Have Eyes
to locdawgmicky says:
she looks yummy to me man i would eat the s*it out of that
to mickyWoW says:
WOW, you must be gay!
to WoWThe Pink Pirate says:
Maybe looking like Jessica’s dad…….that has to be a man
to The Pink PirateReddyReece (Skeena valleys finnest) says:
hahahha wat a goofy stupid claim look in the mirror u look like my harry ass
to ReddyReece (Skeena valleys finnest)lovely says:
She sure does. jessica’s butt.
to lovelyBuffaloAjax says:
Dude….Next!
to BuffaloAjaxEARL DUKE says:
Both are ugly and she does look like that man looking JS, jessica looks like her dad and we all know thats a ugly aZZ MAN!!ugH!!
to EARL DUKERobert D says:
Awwww, how cute, Gary B*sey’s taking pictured with his wig on again……
to Robert DTan Stewie says:
More like Jessica Him-son
to Tan Stewielol says:
ahahahah so funny!!!! good one i`m still laughing at this ugly joke! what a CR*CKHEAD!!
to lolSIN CITY 2010 says:
She looks more like Marge Simpson.
to SIN CITY 2010Anonymous says:
… more like Jessica Rabbit….
to AnonymousMonster Cack says:
That’s a man.
to Monster CackNatalie says:
OMG I went to HS with theis crazy girl!! So true about her! Complete nut job! Nik is the sh*t for posting this!
to NatalieWoW says:
she looks like my butt hole before i wiped it
to WoWu kidding me says:
She looks more like Gary Busey
to u kidding meAnonymous says:
A really skanky Jessica Simpson.Strung out on drugs.
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
bahahahahaha! I went to high school with this girl! Her nickname was big nasty, I’ve got to dig up my old yearbook to find her picture. What’s worse is that she walks around town like she’s the sh*t. Congratulations, you think you are the s*it of a town that people could care less about. Ugh, she’s so busted.
to Anonymousannemarie says:
they give free samples at the liquor store in miami?
to annemarieAli says:
Omgosh. I worked with this girl for a couple months in a real estate office in Fort Myers. She used to tell me ALL THE TIME how people thought she looks Jessica Simpson. That is seriously the first thing she asks you when you meet her. She works out at the same gym as I do… she seriously checks every mirror she walks by. Thanks for exposing this girl!
to Alilady "L" says:
jessica simpson? hmm maybe! after jessica being dead and buried for a few years, then dug up!!
to lady "L"Lord God Maximus says:
yea if Jessica Simspon was running 20 miles into a glass wall and having her face flattened out
to Lord God MaximusAnonymous says:
i can see the similarities with this girl and jessica simpson…. after a pit bull used her face for a chew toy
to Anonymous