Snooki Nude Photos For Sale
Posted in Jersey, The Dirty | February 2nd, 2010
I just got off the phone with a Jersey Guido who tried to sell me nude images of Snooki- full frontal and masturbation pictures. He wanted $10k for the images. I told him he was nuts because nobody wants to see a fat white girl naked. I recommended he try mediatakeout.com or hiphop.com. Her body type would have more value and generate more traffic on an urban website. Just Sayin’.
Honestly bro nobody will pay more than $500 for those pictures. These kids are not celebrities… they are jokes in society.
DBtrizzle says:
you’d have to pay me to look at those pictures, serious hang time on that monkey.
to DBtrizzleslop says:
haha agg. It will be cheaper to get a plane flight to Seaside Heights and find her fat desperate sloppy ass shaking her tits at Karma.
to sloplo says:
oh we will look at them, just out of curiosity, but this site doesnt show the nude pics…perezhilton does and wwtdd.com
maybe he can try those
to loBarstools sports says:
didtn know that Nik Richie was a celeb, sounds like youre hating
to Barstools sportsToxic-Babe says:
Maybe if you could get them cheap enough just for the laugh value.
to Toxic-BabeNikki says:
“These kids are not celebrities… they are jokes in society.” Sounds just like you Nik,, except they make more money then you and are more known then you. I”M JUST SAYIN
to Nikkibigdog sons says:
Compare what Nik gets paid and what any of them get paid to host a party…..Nik wins.
to bigdog sonsGOD says:
bingo! H00man, hows the x wife that dumped you for being broke?
to GODIshkabibble says:
Uggh, no thank you. She looks like a fire plug with legs. And she is almost the same color… What a joke.
to IshkabibbleBlake says:
You couldn’t pay me money to look at naked pics of this chick. Nasty!
to BlakeX says:
Yo Nik, shoot me an email, I can send them to you for free. Not sure why you would want them, not really worth looking at!
to XAnonymous says:
send em to Nik so that dude gets beat and ends up with nothing….
to AnonymousMarquette Mi says:
IF she lost 25 – 30 lbs with that nose earring along
with I’m so hot attitude she’d might be appealing.
to Marquette Mi20K-MILLIONAIRE says:
WHO WOULDS WANT TO PAY TO SEE A WHALE NUDE??
to 20K-MILLIONAIREAnon says:
She’s not white, she is Mexican…
to Anoni said it... says:
shes not mexican, she’s Chilean.
to i said it...3rd Act says:
She’s not Chilean she’s garbage.
to 3rd ActSHAUNIEE STYLEZ says:
i got 5 on it….
to SHAUNIEE STYLEZHA says:
or you can just buy her a drink and take the pics yourself…..
to HAJohnny Blaze says:
Nik, if it aint broke, don’t fix it.
to Johnny BlazeThe Dude says:
At least Tara Reid’s nipples would seem hot again. I can’t even brainshop anything close to fap-able with this Guidtardette. I just picture a gross refund gap in the gut.
to The DudeNonexistent Faith says:
This comment won. I don’t even have to go any further, this described my thoughts exactly.
to Nonexistent FaithPFC Grimenfilth says:
I dunno, that show is a hit at the momment, her pics would have drawn some more traffic…I would have at least counter-offered with $8K or something and seen if the guy took it.
to PFC GrimenfilthCoke Stings says:
SHes not white,,,,shes ugly
to Coke StingsJohnny Quid says:
Gross Midget porn
to Johnny QuidSouthBostonProjects says:
I bet that bush is as think and black as her hair!
to SouthBostonProjectsStu Pitt says:
The last thing I want to see is her greasy roast beef and her two sloppy stretch mark peanut butter cups.
to Stu PittDerek says:
Who in god’s name would want to see this little piggy naked??
to Derekcrack head says:
she’s not chilean, she’s african
to crack headAnonymous says:
it’s probably her friend, she told him if she sent pictures to him and he got money for them she’d give him 25%. Wouldn’t surprise me in the least bit. Attention whore.
to AnonymousPig Hunter says:
She is terrible and a full on PIG
to Pig Huntereagle 3 says:
i got 2 bucks
to eagle 3..... says:
NIC: did you actually see them???? she is saying there are none…..
to .....meat bone says:
nobody wants to see a fat white girl naked.. i recommended he try hiphop.com.. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
to meat bonegridlock.com says:
she is now art!!!
to gridlock.comnik-is-gay says:
I’d bang her…..1/2 a bottle of Jack…..some Coke…..a few shooters….yah I’d do her!
to nik-is-gayUSArmyWifeAllOver says:
She said after the Grammys that she was a size 3. A SIZE THREE!! Did you see her on the carpet in the purple elastic Leger knockoff and hoof boots? If she’s a 3 then I am a -12.
to USArmyWifeAllOverAnonymous says:
finally somebody that that’s got brains
to Anonymouslulu says:
Yeah not really interested in seeing a naked midget!
to luluJuice says:
I’m drunk and I’m laughing my ass off at nik’s comment.
to JuiceAnonymous says:
k
to AnonymousYeah, no says:
Who the f*ck said she was African? She IS Chilean, she was adopted thats why her parents and her look nothing alike. And it also explains her midget status.
to Yeah, noAdolf Hitler Jr. says:
Okay, she is not white or chilean, nor is she african. She was rejected from being an oompa-loompa because she is too orange.
to Adolf Hitler Jr.Pauly D says:
I got these on mah phone bra!
to Pauly DOG Denver says:
$500.00?? More like $5.00!
to OG DenverITS SNOOKI BITCHEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ F*CK YOU!!!! says:
no im a size -0
yea that really EXISTS A NEGATIVER ZEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO just like my status in society!!!!!!!
to ITS SNOOKI BITCHEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ F*CK YOU!!!!Da Nati says:
But people would pay to see a fat black one?
to Da NatiLBreezy says:
Who cares what she is? She’s fat and ugly. She’s also milking the Jersey Shore sh*t for everything its worth. Can’t hate her for that, but she’s gonna get knocked down hard!! Hope you’re ready to crash and burn snookie.. You’re being laughed AT not WITH. All of you are, but hey, all you can do is be who you are right?
to LBreezyDave says:
gross gross gross
to Dave