Snookie Visits Virginia


THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, as you can see, Virginia Beach was visited by Snooki from the Jersey shore over Valentines Day weekend. Peabodys nightclub hosted a Jersey Shore themed party and what a mess that was. It was all beat chicks, guys slathered in rub on tans and hicks. Snooki’s visit was the most exciting news Virginia has had since Pharell, it was on the news and everything.

It is really sad to say this, but Snooki is actually better looking than all the random Virginia girls.  Look at all those monsters… plus, I heard Snooki’s rate is going down hill.  She will go anywhere for $2k.  I hope she is saving her money and not wasting it on spray tans.- nik

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  1. February 16, 2010 at 3:09 pm

    TONY'S BALONEY says:

    Snooki is f*ggin nasty lookin brah!….dat hizoe is 4 feet high….and that stupidly fat gut..ewww to the wiz-ewww

    Ya feel me up in dis piece yo?

    Reply to TONY'S BALONEY
  2. February 16, 2010 at 4:15 pm

    Pam says:

    She went to a club in Massachusetts on Valentine’s day and fought with her gross boyfriend the whole time.

    Reply to Pam
  3. February 16, 2010 at 5:03 pm

    Amanda says:

    Nic, come on man!! Snooki is not the best looking one @ all. The 3rd photo down from the top/2nd from the right is best looking!!

    Reply to Amanda
  4. February 16, 2010 at 7:21 pm

    Bizzle says:

    Peabody’s always has beat chicks there. They are the only ones that go there. It’s usually filled with Navy guys and all the hot girls are tired to being harassed by them.

    Reply to Bizzle
  5. February 18, 2010 at 9:31 am

    Rob says:

    it was intended to be a mockery of guidos……… maybe that flew over your head…

    Reply to Rob
  6. February 19, 2010 at 3:34 pm

    vb bitchessss says:

    uhhhh it wasn’t big news- it was more of a joke on the news. and peabodys is ALWAYS packed with those lames. no one over 21 goes there unless they’re a creeper. that place is a joke, but thanks for trying to speak on something you obviously know nothing about.

    Reply to vb bitchessss
  7. April 17, 2011 at 12:44 am

    Anonymous says:

    Ya all haters leave snookers alone cuz if ya had the chance to b on tv n do wat she does u would go jump off a Bridge cuz it’s obvious u have nothing else better to do wit ur life

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  8. April 17, 2011 at 12:47 am

    Johnny says:

    Ya all haters leave snookers alone cuz if ya had the chance to b on tv n do wat she does u would go jump off a Bridge cuz it’s obvious u have nothing else better to do wit ur life Then to verbally abuse a female on her grind keep it head up snookie keep doin ur thing can’t wait for the next season

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  9. June 4, 2011 at 2:19 am

    Anonymous says:

    i think you need to get out of VA beach if you think snooki was the “most exciting thing to happen to virginia since pharell”

    va beach must suck or something, try life in richmond

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  10. March 15, 2012 at 10:11 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Don’t judge Virginia Beach by these gremlins. We don’t all look like this.

    Reply to Anonymous

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