Someone Just Kill Me Now


Someone just kill me now

Someone just kill me now

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this poor excuse for a human found it necessary to express themselves to the world as a total douche.  2009 F-250 ….. $60,000, Lift and new suspention….. $5,000, Custom 1 off wheels and tires … $7,000, Replacing the ford emblem on the grill with a “Coach” emblem = Complete Douche.  The Glendale Bro’s and Bro-ho’s have slowly taken over the city that I grew up in and taken a huge steamy sh*t on it.  It can’t go on.

Since everything is so cheap in Scottsdale now the Glentucky invasion has begun.  Westgate is now becoming Arizona’s hot spot and Old Town Scottsdale is in second place.- nik


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  1. February 6, 2010 at 2:37 pm

    random observer says:

    sorry, not an 09 F-250, maybe an 04, so not 60k, maybe 25k

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  2. February 6, 2010 at 3:07 pm

    Melissa Sprinkles says:

    Thats not a 2009 F250… It is an old body style. Looks like a 2006 or older.

    Reply to Melissa Sprinkles
  3. February 6, 2010 at 3:13 pm

    napoleon says:

    thats definately not a 2009 dipsh*t…prob 2006 or earlier

    Reply to napoleon
  4. February 6, 2010 at 3:56 pm

    Don Locke says:

    Dude I agree with you 100% but one correction that is like an ’06 F-250. You can tell by the front end. New body style started in ’08. So average dough on that truck assuming it is a diesel is about 25-30k. Fitting vehicle for a metal militia west side chump though.

    Reply to Don Locke
  5. February 6, 2010 at 5:06 pm

    Anonymous says:

    get your year right before u talk shi*

    Reply to Anonymous
  6. February 6, 2010 at 5:07 pm

    scotter says:

    get you year right and big deal its a damm truck

    Reply to scotter
  7. February 6, 2010 at 5:11 pm

    Anonymous says:

    some waste coin on crap cars and others can’t spell ”suspention”…..

    Reply to Anonymous
  8. February 6, 2010 at 5:21 pm

    FLGolfGUY says:

    That truck cost 15,000 tops…..

    Reply to FLGolfGUY
  9. February 6, 2010 at 5:25 pm

    f*gs says:

    obviously the year is not the main part of the joke. don’t be a f*g and nit-pick it.

    Reply to f*gs
  10. February 6, 2010 at 5:27 pm

    bro hater says:

    looks like a bunch of bros know their lifted ford knowledge…… way to go losers dream big

    Reply to bro hater
    • February 6, 2010 at 9:22 pm

      Anonymous says:

      wow I didn’t know that you were a loser if you were aware of the different styles of trucks over the years

      Reply to Anonymous
  11. February 6, 2010 at 6:04 pm

    SlushPuppy says:

    Looks like there are acouple of Glendale Bro’s that hate the publicity. . . Enjoy the post for the purpose it was placed not the details. Who knows, it coulda been a girl that posted this and she doesn’t know shi* about cars. The one thing he or she can recognize is a completely dousch move by someone with too much money.

    Peace and Love

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  12. February 6, 2010 at 7:38 pm

    20K-MILLIONAIRE says:

    WESTGATE the new hotspot.. wtf are you smoking.. the place is empty..only on games or concersts do we get bussy.. beside that the place is empty..

    Reply to 20K-MILLIONAIRE
  13. February 6, 2010 at 8:04 pm

    Anonymous says:

    that looks like a 01, 02 F250 tops… bfd. trucks worth $12K on a good day.

    that truck has the new headlights, but not the 05+ grill. easy swap. but who really gives a sh*t anyways?

    Reply to Anonymous
  14. February 6, 2010 at 8:20 pm

    J-dizzy says:

    Nik, Az is for losers and snow birds and spring training…that’s it. Az is a pimple on the ass of society. Nobody who has amounted to anything claims Az. Only white trash would view Az as an upgrade.

    Reply to J-dizzy
    • January 31, 2011 at 8:53 am

      i f*cked J-Dizzys mom! says:

      funny how u try and clown on AZ w/out even naming your town… further more you must iether be old as f*ck or just another tard because az is pretty dope.. unless your from mia, LA, NY or somewhere big like that u have no room to talk…o and the truck… it sounds like all u scottsdale haters are hating lol what a surpise. just going out on a limb here but it looks like whoever’s truck that is did exactly what he or she wanted to by making u hatin b*tches jelous… o and we are gona take over !

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      • January 31, 2011 at 8:56 am

        i f*cked J-Dizzys mom! says:

        i actually think thats my Neighbors truck lol and it aint Glenntucky, its PTown b*Tch 623! get ya mind right

        Reply to i f*cked J-Dizzys mom!
    • February 20, 2010 at 11:04 pm

      guyyy says:

      lmao u would say that with a name like j dizzy u couldent buy a trailer home in a sh*t trailer park if u had ur life savings account and ur hole familys credit ran for a loan u tool

      Reply to guyyy
  15. February 6, 2010 at 8:23 pm

    mvhs says:

    1999 to 2003 f250 7.3 diesel and its below 20k

    Reply to mvhs
  16. February 6, 2010 at 11:05 pm

    Frog Baseball says:

    Some seriously small weenises invading from the West Side

    Reply to Frog Baseball
  17. February 6, 2010 at 11:56 pm

    yoyo says:

    the coach part kinda looks photoshopped to me..itd be pretty easy to use layer and put it on there. and theres no glare on it..it just looks out of place. plus you cant even see it in the second pic. and who puts coach on a truck anyway? thats some JV sht

    Reply to yoyo
  18. February 7, 2010 at 5:23 am

    and says:

    thats totally not even real coach, it’s beyond fake.

    Reply to and
  19. February 7, 2010 at 7:10 am

    Einstein says:

    Everybodyz knowz thatz chevyz better thanz those therz fordz. Just azk anybodyz out on the wezt side, they knowz there carz out thataway.

    Reply to Einstein
    • February 7, 2010 at 10:18 pm

      Anonymous says:

      What a fantastic rep for the West side. There is a letter called “s” that’s used so you don’t sound so trashy. Pick up a dictionary and stay West where you belong.

      Reply to Anonymous
  20. February 7, 2010 at 8:30 am

    Joe says:

    I think the estimate is about 40k too much. The lift and tires are about 4500, not 12k. Stop over inflating other people’s truck value you nerd. FAIL

    Reply to Joe
  21. February 7, 2010 at 8:37 am

    mike says:

    anyone who spends 72k for a piece of sh*t lifted ford is a retard. will the westsiders please stay west of the 51, or the 17 at least? there’s plenty of mud in glendale and peoria for you all to roll around in. thanks.

    Reply to mike
  22. February 7, 2010 at 9:52 am

    joe says:

    it looks more like the symbol for some ranch….not coach

    Reply to joe
  23. February 7, 2010 at 10:34 am

    09 Ford ru kidding says:

    I don’t know where your getting your prices for this truck and the aftermarket mods but you are wayyyyy off those wheels are not one off wheels either that sticker can be found on ebay for 10.99 plus shipping

    Reply to 09 Ford ru kidding
  24. February 7, 2010 at 11:14 am

    816 says:

    why put a coach sign on a F250? then again, why would anyone want to drive a ford!

    Reply to 816
  25. February 7, 2010 at 11:59 am

    Anonymous says:

    LOL fag much?

    Reply to Anonymous
  26. February 7, 2010 at 12:11 pm

    WTF says:

    You’re just pissed because he parked over the yellow line and you couldn’t park your piece of sh*t rice-burner next to it. What kind of jack *ss posts a rant on somebody’s truck? Assh*le!

    Reply to WTF
  27. February 7, 2010 at 1:01 pm

    Ice says:

    Once again what we have here is just another pathetic case of jealousy !! Period………. Nonthing more, nonthing less…. Lets break it down…. Some pathetic piece of shi* in life saw this great looking truck modified, raised and looking great and all of a sudden realized that he couldnt come close to affording this ride…. So in typical low life piece of sh*t behavior, decides the only thing that he can do is take a picture and insult and ridicule this owners nice ride in the pathetic attempt to somehow make himself feel better !!! Bottom line people…. Who cares if the guy spent 200 grand on it…. He must of done something right in life in order to be able to throw cash at his truck…. ” Ice” says ” Great looking truck”… To the jealous piece of sh*t…….. GO OFF YOURSELF YOU *SSCLOWN !!!

    Reply to Ice
  28. February 7, 2010 at 2:14 pm

    monkey says:

    beaners dont belong in scottsdale,
    only to clean houses

    Reply to monkey
    • February 8, 2010 at 8:50 am

      20K-MILLIONAIRE says:

      to monkey

      TO BAD BIACH CUZ IM ALL OVER SCOTTSDALE.. NOW SUCK ON MY 3 INCH BEAN.. LIKE YOUR WH*RISH MOM DOES WHEN I GO TO CLEAN HER PIPES.. ;-)

      ps

      nik, get your programers to fix the glitch ont he reply thing.. says im posting comments to fast when ive only commented once..DOUCHE!!

      Reply to 20K-MILLIONAIRE
  29. February 7, 2010 at 6:38 pm

    Will says:

    Sounds to me like whoever sent this in is a F*CKING HATER…who cares if someone put some money into….get a life

    Reply to Will
  30. February 7, 2010 at 10:12 pm

    Phil Dogg says:

    Nik saying Westgate is the new hotspot is a secret play to keep the westside out of Scottsdale, I would do the same thing with his Scottsdale following… Westsiders stay west of the 51 please lol

    Reply to Phil Dogg
  31. February 8, 2010 at 7:51 am

    nunh says:

    Wonder what is worse – never mind – loser trash.

    Reply to nunh
  32. February 8, 2010 at 10:43 am

    The Guinea says:

    Nice truck…not as pricey as posted but still a nice truck. Could do with out the coach but I’m pretty sure that was cut and pasted in there. The truck it self is probably worth 50k total after after market up grades which I would say isn’t exactly a poor mans price. Who cares if its an older model, I personally don’t care for the new ones. They’re ugly. On the other hand…It woulda been cooler if it was a Chevy.

    Reply to The Guinea
  33. February 8, 2010 at 1:46 pm

    jbeezy says:

    more like an 02 f-250. the powerstroke badge is old on that. its def a 2002. more like 15k for that

    Reply to jbeezy
  34. February 8, 2010 at 4:29 pm

    Bryan says:

    That isn’t even a ford you RETARDS!!! It is an Isuzu Hombre and and is worth $24,607,967 and that isn’t even with a steering wheel! Learn your trucks or stay off the Dirty!

    Reply to Bryan
  35. February 11, 2010 at 8:11 pm

    dudee says:

    at least nasty mexicans arn’t taking over …yuckkkk they trash everything!

    Reply to dudee
  36. February 23, 2010 at 3:34 am

    PLAyBoY MANeeee says:

    you know this guy thinks hes a bad ass lol

    Reply to PLAyBoY MANeeee
  37. February 23, 2010 at 10:04 pm

    Anonymous says:

    who buys a truck to lift it and not drive it in the woods? im not a redneck or anything but i always thought the point of lifting a truck was so it could do what a truck was meant to do which is haul shi* not hardpark it and put chrome wheels on it.

    Reply to Anonymous
  38. March 2, 2010 at 7:33 pm

    SoCal Soldier says:

    Damn I gotta set you guys straight I know trucks this is not a 2009, you could get this truck for under 25k. The lift looks like a basic 6″ maybe $2500 tops and the wheels and tires aren’t one-off their XD series Monster on nitto mud grapplers. It is 4WD but still way to disco to actually take off-road. But maybe a girl owns it because of the coach front badge.

    Reply to SoCal Soldier
  39. March 12, 2010 at 12:00 pm

    John Jacob Jingle Heimer Schmidt says:

    how do you know it’s not a girls truck?

    Reply to John Jacob Jingle Heimer Schmidt
  40. March 13, 2010 at 11:42 pm

    f*ckkku says:

    this is an 04 or older, definately not 5k for the lift, maybe 2000, and about 2000 for those gay *ss wheels, but the coach emblem definately ruins the truck.

    Reply to f*ckkku
  41. July 19, 2010 at 9:21 am

    nick says:

    ULTIMATE BRO-MOBILE

    Reply to nick

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