Someone Just Kill Me Now
Posted in Dirty Rides, Scottsdale, The Dirty | February 6th, 2010


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this poor excuse for a human found it necessary to express themselves to the world as a total douche. 2009 F-250 ….. $60,000, Lift and new suspention….. $5,000, Custom 1 off wheels and tires … $7,000, Replacing the ford emblem on the grill with a “Coach” emblem = Complete Douche. The Glendale Bro’s and Bro-ho’s have slowly taken over the city that I grew up in and taken a huge steamy sh*t on it. It can’t go on.
Since everything is so cheap in Scottsdale now the Glentucky invasion has begun. Westgate is now becoming Arizona’s hot spot and Old Town Scottsdale is in second place.- nik





random observer says:
sorry, not an 09 F-250, maybe an 04, so not 60k, maybe 25k
to random observerMelissa Sprinkles says:
Thats not a 2009 F250… It is an old body style. Looks like a 2006 or older.
to Melissa Sprinklesnapoleon says:
thats definately not a 2009 dipsh*t…prob 2006 or earlier
to napoleonMr.Peanut says:
Who the H3LL cares what year it is??? Focus on the point at issue!
And learn to spell.
to Mr.PeanutDon Locke says:
Dude I agree with you 100% but one correction that is like an ’06 F-250. You can tell by the front end. New body style started in ’08. So average dough on that truck assuming it is a diesel is about 25-30k. Fitting vehicle for a metal militia west side chump though.
to Don LockeAnonymous says:
get your year right before u talk shi*
to Anonymousscotter says:
get you year right and big deal its a damm truck
to scotterAnonymous says:
some waste coin on crap cars and others can’t spell ”suspention”…..
to AnonymousFLGolfGUY says:
That truck cost 15,000 tops…..
to FLGolfGUYf*gs says:
obviously the year is not the main part of the joke. don’t be a f*g and nit-pick it.
to f*gsbro hater says:
looks like a bunch of bros know their lifted ford knowledge…… way to go losers dream big
to bro haterAnonymous says:
wow I didn’t know that you were a loser if you were aware of the different styles of trucks over the years
to AnonymousSlushPuppy says:
Looks like there are acouple of Glendale Bro’s that hate the publicity. . . Enjoy the post for the purpose it was placed not the details. Who knows, it coulda been a girl that posted this and she doesn’t know shi* about cars. The one thing he or she can recognize is a completely dousch move by someone with too much money.
Peace and Love
to SlushPuppy20K-MILLIONAIRE says:
WESTGATE the new hotspot.. wtf are you smoking.. the place is empty..only on games or concersts do we get bussy.. beside that the place is empty..
to 20K-MILLIONAIREAnonymous says:
that looks like a 01, 02 F250 tops… bfd. trucks worth $12K on a good day.
that truck has the new headlights, but not the 05+ grill. easy swap. but who really gives a sh*t anyways?
to AnonymousJ-dizzy says:
Nik, Az is for losers and snow birds and spring training…that’s it. Az is a pimple on the ass of society. Nobody who has amounted to anything claims Az. Only white trash would view Az as an upgrade.
to J-dizzyguyyy says:
lmao u would say that with a name like j dizzy u couldent buy a trailer home in a sh*t trailer park if u had ur life savings account and ur hole familys credit ran for a loan u tool
to guyyyi f*cked J-Dizzys mom! says:
funny how u try and clown on AZ w/out even naming your town… further more you must iether be old as f*ck or just another tard because az is pretty dope.. unless your from mia, LA, NY or somewhere big like that u have no room to talk…o and the truck… it sounds like all u scottsdale haters are hating lol what a surpise. just going out on a limb here but it looks like whoever’s truck that is did exactly what he or she wanted to by making u hatin b*tches jelous… o and we are gona take over !
to i f*cked J-Dizzys mom!i f*cked J-Dizzys mom! says:
i actually think thats my Neighbors truck lol and it aint Glenntucky, its PTown b*Tch 623! get ya mind right
to i f*cked J-Dizzys mom!mvhs says:
1999 to 2003 f250 7.3 diesel and its below 20k
to mvhsFrog Baseball says:
Some seriously small weenises invading from the West Side
to Frog Baseballyoyo says:
the coach part kinda looks photoshopped to me..itd be pretty easy to use layer and put it on there. and theres no glare on it..it just looks out of place. plus you cant even see it in the second pic. and who puts coach on a truck anyway? thats some JV sht
to yoyoand says:
thats totally not even real coach, it’s beyond fake.
to andEinstein says:
Everybodyz knowz thatz chevyz better thanz those therz fordz. Just azk anybodyz out on the wezt side, they knowz there carz out thataway.
to EinsteinAnonymous says:
What a fantastic rep for the West side. There is a letter called “s” that’s used so you don’t sound so trashy. Pick up a dictionary and stay West where you belong.
to AnonymousJoe says:
I think the estimate is about 40k too much. The lift and tires are about 4500, not 12k. Stop over inflating other people’s truck value you nerd. FAIL
to Joemike says:
anyone who spends 72k for a piece of sh*t lifted ford is a retard. will the westsiders please stay west of the 51, or the 17 at least? there’s plenty of mud in glendale and peoria for you all to roll around in. thanks.
to mikemwwwin says:
u mean west of the 17 or the 51 at least…
to mwwwinjoe says:
it looks more like the symbol for some ranch….not coach
to joe09 Ford ru kidding says:
I don’t know where your getting your prices for this truck and the aftermarket mods but you are wayyyyy off those wheels are not one off wheels either that sticker can be found on ebay for 10.99 plus shipping
to 09 Ford ru kidding816 says:
why put a coach sign on a F250? then again, why would anyone want to drive a ford!
to 816Anonymous says:
LOL fag much?
to AnonymousWTF says:
You’re just pissed because he parked over the yellow line and you couldn’t park your piece of sh*t rice-burner next to it. What kind of jack *ss posts a rant on somebody’s truck? Assh*le!
to WTFIce says:
Once again what we have here is just another pathetic case of jealousy !! Period………. Nonthing more, nonthing less…. Lets break it down…. Some pathetic piece of shi* in life saw this great looking truck modified, raised and looking great and all of a sudden realized that he couldnt come close to affording this ride…. So in typical low life piece of sh*t behavior, decides the only thing that he can do is take a picture and insult and ridicule this owners nice ride in the pathetic attempt to somehow make himself feel better !!! Bottom line people…. Who cares if the guy spent 200 grand on it…. He must of done something right in life in order to be able to throw cash at his truck…. ” Ice” says ” Great looking truck”… To the jealous piece of sh*t…….. GO OFF YOURSELF YOU *SSCLOWN !!!
to Icemonkey says:
beaners dont belong in scottsdale,
to monkeyonly to clean houses
20K-MILLIONAIRE says:
to monkey
TO BAD BIACH CUZ IM ALL OVER SCOTTSDALE.. NOW SUCK ON MY 3 INCH BEAN.. LIKE YOUR WH*RISH MOM DOES WHEN I GO TO CLEAN HER PIPES..
ps
nik, get your programers to fix the glitch ont he reply thing.. says im posting comments to fast when ive only commented once..DOUCHE!!
to 20K-MILLIONAIREWill says:
Sounds to me like whoever sent this in is a F*CKING HATER…who cares if someone put some money into….get a life
to WillPhil Dogg says:
Nik saying Westgate is the new hotspot is a secret play to keep the westside out of Scottsdale, I would do the same thing with his Scottsdale following… Westsiders stay west of the 51 please lol
to Phil Dogg20K-MILLIONAIRE says:
Phil Dogg
to bad shomo.. dont hate cuz some of us westsiders get the VIP in scottsdale.. and some of you scottsdale people dont.. i name drop to get vip.. just sayin
to 20K-MILLIONAIREMEXICANS says:
MEXICANS STAY OUT OF SCOTTSDALE
to MEXICANS20K-MILLIONAIRE says:
im staying and im going to keep fckning your scottsdale women..
to 20K-MILLIONAIREnunh says:
Wonder what is worse – never mind – loser trash.
to nunhThe Guinea says:
Nice truck…not as pricey as posted but still a nice truck. Could do with out the coach but I’m pretty sure that was cut and pasted in there. The truck it self is probably worth 50k total after after market up grades which I would say isn’t exactly a poor mans price. Who cares if its an older model, I personally don’t care for the new ones. They’re ugly. On the other hand…It woulda been cooler if it was a Chevy.
to The Guineajbeezy says:
more like an 02 f-250. the powerstroke badge is old on that. its def a 2002. more like 15k for that
to jbeezyBryan says:
That isn’t even a ford you RETARDS!!! It is an Isuzu Hombre and and is worth $24,607,967 and that isn’t even with a steering wheel! Learn your trucks or stay off the Dirty!
to Bryandudee says:
at least nasty mexicans arn’t taking over …yuckkkk they trash everything!
to dudeePLAyBoY MANeeee says:
you know this guy thinks hes a bad ass lol
to PLAyBoY MANeeeeAnonymous says:
who buys a truck to lift it and not drive it in the woods? im not a redneck or anything but i always thought the point of lifting a truck was so it could do what a truck was meant to do which is haul shi* not hardpark it and put chrome wheels on it.
to AnonymousSoCal Soldier says:
Damn I gotta set you guys straight I know trucks this is not a 2009, you could get this truck for under 25k. The lift looks like a basic 6″ maybe $2500 tops and the wheels and tires aren’t one-off their XD series Monster on nitto mud grapplers. It is 4WD but still way to disco to actually take off-road. But maybe a girl owns it because of the coach front badge.
to SoCal SoldierJohn Jacob Jingle Heimer Schmidt says:
how do you know it’s not a girls truck?
to John Jacob Jingle Heimer Schmidtf*ckkku says:
this is an 04 or older, definately not 5k for the lift, maybe 2000, and about 2000 for those gay *ss wheels, but the coach emblem definately ruins the truck.
to f*ckkkunick says:
ULTIMATE BRO-MOBILE
to nick