THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I was on a flight from Dallas to Phoenix and these chicks were my stewardesses, I thought they were cute for working on Southwest. Since you seem to be flying somewhere every weekend, what airlines has the hottest stewardesses?
I fly Southworst all the time and I never get chicks like that to serve me peanuts. I can’t believe they let you take a picture with their +2′s touching like that. Actually the more I look at them the more manly they seem… the fantasy is slipping.- nik
zed says:
chick on the left lives in Houston. She’s like 45.
to zedphilly says:
yeah her name is kim (Dr. Shepherds ex wife)….she cheated on him with a trainer from 24 hour fitness out in katy… lol she had a bank roll…dr.shepherd is loaded and decent lookin for his age…lol i hope there was a prenup!!!!! Now all she does is fitness competitions…and still w/ the personal trainer dude
to phillyDonna says:
Yo Philly, ya know I heard that Bill She**ard was the one cheating. He got caught at the hotel with a 50+, rode hard and put up wet trainer from Lifetime Fitness. I also read in the paper that he was arrested for TWO felonies for chasing the trainer dude down the street WITH A GUN as he had his 13 & 16 yr old children tag along in a another truck while the crazy Dr. rammed into trainers truck. I also find it funny that you think he is loaded….he’s a chiropractor. If he has any money he scammed it from MRI companies or got it from false insurance clams. Another thing, you cant be consider decent looking if your face is loaded with Botox and everybody thinks you look fake and plastered. Anyways, I’m sure that he is more happy with his life now that he gets to date strippers and porn stars…..look for him if your ever in the need for a date with a one legged and one eyed boy. And if there are any women that can teach him how to perform oral sex the right way, please help him out.
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in company of whores says:
yep, like it’s quoted below, southwest airlines is full of cheating, lying, diseased employees that have been brainwashed into believing they’re the best in the business. i think they actually give valtrex away free at company picnics
to in company of whoresSejanus says:
You mean she has 45′s.
to SejanusTalk about floatation devices that are weapons of mass destruction…funzies!
mark says:
Coffee, Tea or GREG!
to markC - Dizzle says:
If they were on my flight, I would order a couple drinks, watch them fool around a little bit and then blow a solid wad on their chests.
to C - Dizzle"You Need To Stop" says:
hilarious, lmfao @ your comment…….I fly a decent amount and never seee chicks this hot on my planes, let alone flight attendants……..
to "You Need To Stop"seamen says:
i always get the gays…….
to seamenJohnny Rotten says:
Nik has taken a one way flight to Forgy Land if he thinks those dames look manly.
The way those broads took the picture with boobies grinding on each other reminds me of a great B movie such as “Party Plane” or “Bikini Airwaves.”
to Johnny Rotten... says:
about as manly as they come dude. besides, the clock is ticking for these two to get canned once the head flight attendant queen bee gets a look at this. serving tater tots at a sonic near you very soon.
to ...Kimberly says:
Hahahaha they look like trannys
to KimberlyMF.VEGAS says:
Is that, that new southwest flight to muscle beach …………..
to MF.VEGASBanger says:
SHIMtastico!
to BangerAnonymous says:
GROOOOSSSSSS
to AnonymousWang Dang Dong says:
Looks ‘shopped to me– like it’s the same gal, and some dork put two shots of her together.
to Wang Dang Dongyo says:
you think every thing is photo shopped…idiot
to yohollywood239 says:
I meet the one on the left on a flight from Phoenix to Vegas last year during March Madness. Let’s just say she plays a hellacious meat whistle …
to hollywood239speed monkey says:
these gals are hotness indeed, they are the best reason to fly SWAIR BAGs fly free!
to speed monkeyAnonymous says:
Say what you will, but compared to American Airlines, Delta, and United old bitter hags, these two are not that bad……
to AnonymousBuffaloAjax says:
The one on the left is a tit bully. That’s not very nice.
to BuffaloAjaxAnonymous says:
Southwest doesn’t fly from Phoenix to Dallas…. got to stop in ALB or some other shit hole to get to the big D
to Anonymous... says:
Southwest Airlines…where everyone cheats on everyone else. Their company headquarters has more gonorrhea, crabs and herpes than a free clinic in south Dallas. Want a lifetime of Valtrex go get a job there. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
to ...bombchelle says:
yuk
to bombchellemark says:
Hidden Gregs Fly Free.
to markDave Vontesmar says:
I work for SWAIR and these girls are the nicest, most loyal attendants in our sky’s.
to Dave VontesmarBook a flight, have some fun and enjoy your weekend getaway!
boatsnhoes says:
haha this guy put his name up hoping the stewards would read it and maybe suck him off!
to boatsnhoes... says:
ppppffffffttttttttt
to ...UofA what! says:
They look like the Tealdi sisters….
to UofA what!KC! says:
Yeah, I gotta agree with most everyone on here. Greg search!
to KC!Nobama says:
BA has the hottest attendants
to NobamaLo says:
are you sure this isnt a ploy from southwest over the whole kevin smith debaucle?
to LoAnonymous says:
These chicks are in NO way the hottest flight attendants out there. They look like frickin’ camp counselors in those stupid uniforms.
to Anonymousanonymous says:
Southwest has the largest amount of tranny whores working for them. Google “Michele Rizzo” and read what her and her type are like. I’m sorry but flight attendants these days are no different than call girls.
to anonymoustwo cents says:
they both have “super-glued shoulder blade syndrome”! When will girls realize that pushing their shoulders far back to make their tits look bigger makes them look like dumb sloots?
to two cents