THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik.. this clown is Jordan and hes from Belmar New Jersey. This guy likes to tell girls on MYSPACE that he’s THE SITUATION from Jersey Shore and some girls even believe him. He goes around saying his name is Mike and he drives a Range Rover when in reality, hes driving around in a 1994 Toyota Avalon. He is a 30k millionaire spending all of his money at Deko Lounge buying girls drinks. Hes a notorious for not getting any girls even with his Mike ‘The Situation’ persona. What do you have to say about this?
I actually see it in the smirk and t-shirt. I think if he shaved down his ferngully arms a bit that would also help his copy cat persona.- nik
nycQT.. says:
it’s bad enough we got one …you mean to tell me there’s others….kill me now!!
to nycQT..jordan says:
this is me, and to clear things up, this picture is from ’06, i am NOT from belmar, i DONT have a myspace, i DONT tell ppl im the situation, we dont buy no drinks at the bar, i DO drive an ’09 g37, and i AM a 30k millionaire.
ps. i hate you tasch
to jordanJessica says:
WTF!! This loser told me he was the situation from that mtv show and I hooked up with him.. I actually believed him!!!
to Jessicamikethesitutation says:
you cant be serious
to mikethesitutationjordan says:
this is me, and to clear things up, this picture is from ‘06, i am NOT from belmar, i DONT have a myspace, i DONT tell ppl im the situation, we dont buy no drinks at the bar, i DO drive an ‘09 g37, and i AM a 30k millionaire.
i hate you jt
to jordanAnonymous says:
Apparently, this post is a fraud according to a NY club promoters facebook. He was just trying to get someone on here LAME
to Anonymousjt says:
pics or ducktales bro.. you try to pump fake on chatroulette with your shirt off tells the girls your the situation.. no need to lie on the internet man
to jtDA187 says:
Well whatever if the info is false or not, they guy is wearing Ed Hardy, drinking his Naty Ice from a plastic cup, sitting on his parent’s cheap ass couch, wearing his winter cap inside, and has a cushion underneath him to help relieve the hemorrhoidal problem he has going on. Is the picture making all that up?
to DA187jordan says:
this was ’06, ed hardy was still legal.
to jordanmediabezz says:
you have it all wrong…..this is sergio gar*ia. The only well to tell for sure, give this guy a putter and make him try to sink a four footer….if he misses it, then this is the real sergio gar*ia
to mediabezzWilliams L.C. says:
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