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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have to ask.. out of these 2 gay douchebags, which one had the uglier date.  Because i cant seem to figure it out i personally wouldnt touch one of those girls or both at the same time.

They all look like dudes… I do have to say these two gay buddies must be dating now because they are everywhere together.- nik


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  1. February 18, 2010 at 7:29 am

    OU812 says:

    Are we talking about the 2 on the outside or the 2 in the middle?

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    • February 19, 2010 at 2:49 am

      BAAARRRRFFFFF says:

      Seriously. These 2 morons can’t get Hollywood tail anymore, so they’ve branched out to the rest of the country, where people think they’re actually “celebrities.” Man the girls that bang these guys are stupid. I knew one girl who thought she’d be the new gf. Haha. Moron.

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  2. February 18, 2010 at 7:33 am

    Anonymous says:

    WTF! Nice tie, nice hair and nice dudes as dates. What a couple of major douchebags!

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  3. February 18, 2010 at 8:28 am

    cASShole says:

    again with the XS shirts?! i love seeing my mans waist line

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  4. February 18, 2010 at 8:40 am

    ha says:

    I heard matsuflex got caught giving another dude a reach around in suite’s bathroom………..

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  5. February 18, 2010 at 8:41 am

    It burns down there says:

    How do these douchers go out at night and not just be made fun of the entire time? Even these spare bitches should be embarrassed to be with them. Someone please cut that kids rat tail bangs.

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  6. February 18, 2010 at 8:47 am

    Osama Bin Richie says:

    what kind of bird landed on that guys head?

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  7. February 18, 2010 at 8:59 am

    Anonymous says:

    You’re crazy…Michaela (black dress) is sexy! Although I do fault her for getting in a picture with the one-bang wonder

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  8. February 18, 2010 at 9:22 am

    Woody says:

    Im pretty sure the girl in te pink dress has been on here befor!!!!

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  9. February 18, 2010 at 9:24 am

    Seven says:

    The dude on the right… the matsuflex guy has a bottle opener in his sweat band on his arm. He’s working that other fag must be visiting his boyfriend on the job

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    • February 18, 2010 at 11:31 am

      Thetiegivesitaway says:

      I’d say they’re both working, unless the reverse weave mullet f*g tucks his tie in to his shirt for stylistic purposes.

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  10. February 18, 2010 at 9:25 am

    Woody says:

    Yup the girl in the pink dress is from Nic only you can help me!!! Looks just like thegirl!

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  11. February 18, 2010 at 10:31 am

    wow says:

    that guys hair on the left, come on buddy, really??? u look so f*cking GAYYY!Y!!!!!!!!!!!

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  12. February 18, 2010 at 11:01 am

    Brock Landers says:

    I was sitting at a table at the Mirage last April and this Kate Goslin look alike stumbled by with some black dude hanging all over him. They were both totally tanked and heading straight for the elevators.

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  13. February 18, 2010 at 12:06 pm

    Calogero says:

    I’ll go with matsufagz date,she is hit!

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  14. February 18, 2010 at 2:42 pm

    Captain Rottencrotch says:

    Somebody please beat that guy with the hair and shave his head. Who the effff would wear their hair like that????

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  15. February 18, 2010 at 5:21 pm

    Butthead says:

    Dig the chick on the our right.

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  16. February 18, 2010 at 5:50 pm

    Randal P says:

    The question is easy – Matsufags date (the guy with the pink tie) is the ugliest. The chicks dating each other are ok compared to the homos in the picture.

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  17. February 18, 2010 at 6:26 pm

    Anonymous says:

    yeaa michaela is a wh*re just like chelsea c*rbelli (this is her third post on here now) while working at mez, she was f*cking another server (Geoff) when she was married WHOOPSIE got dirt on you!!!!

    chelsea is just gross.

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    • April 10, 2010 at 4:38 pm

      Anonymous says:

      michaela is a sl*t. while she was married she gave ME head in the car the frst ight i chilled with her

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  18. February 18, 2010 at 9:02 pm

    John C says:

    HAHA! I saw “Charlottes Biggest Douche Bag” Greg Frye take Chelsea home a month ago after she got off work at Mez!! A month later she’s with Super Douche Matsuflex! WOW!

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    • February 21, 2010 at 6:48 pm

      noooooo says:

      uh no one has gone home with that guy you people are just making up stories to put his name on here. and just because someone is in a picture with them, doesn’t mean they’re dating or banging or whatever… gah, common sense- hello!

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    • February 19, 2010 at 6:47 am

      Question? says:

      Even as beat as she is, she could do better than this. Come on, Frye and Matsufag!?? We have a whole new group of females in CLT to go along with all the racer chasers that are all in denial. What do we call these girls that chase down has been reality casters and publicity junkies?? We need a name for these girls.

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  19. February 19, 2010 at 7:57 am

    Sarah H says:

    I think that the small pink tie, fits their small ****s

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  20. February 19, 2010 at 11:54 am

    Seagirl says:

    Those 2 dbags are from the Tool Academy-2nd Season I believe. Complete TOOLS!!!!

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  21. February 19, 2010 at 1:03 pm

    UNC218 says:

    Chels stop spending so much time behind the camera and making mez look bad and spend it behing a treadmill.
    Please get the nose done !!!!!!

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  22. February 19, 2010 at 1:10 pm

    big dawg says:

    haha chelsea c@rbell! gets everywhere on this site, she must be self posting…….that nose f*ckkk its like nik said go nose b4 +2′s it’s crucial………..if she wants to be hot she also needs to lose the horse hair and about 20 pounds…..oh also shes wh8ring herself to some LA guy currently

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  23. February 20, 2010 at 4:20 pm

    Anonymous says:

    chelsea c*rbelli is just gross. but michaela? shes got dirt too! when working at mez she was definitely f*cking another server Geoff…nothing wrong with that except WHOOPSIE she was MARRIED!! haha wh*res.

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  24. February 22, 2010 at 11:07 am

    Anonymous says:

    chelsea c*rbelli is just nasty.

    michaela is a who*e. she worked at mez and was f*cking geoff while married. WHOOPSIE got dirt on you sweetie. and your voice is f*cking annoying, you are not a 9 year old girl, it is not cute.

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  25. February 22, 2010 at 1:17 pm

    chelsea cerbelli says:

    this is funny..just got on here cause i was talking to someone about the site earlier..funny ppl are so concered tho…and i would love to know who greg frye is that i went home with?? Didnt do eaither of the guys just took a pic! Michaela I think ur beautiful and the 2 douchebags in the pic are very nice guys! Got a consult on my nose..if anyone would like to donate to the cause?? lol

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  26. February 22, 2010 at 4:35 pm

    Anonymous says:

    why is everyone hating on the one in the pink?!?!? she looks freakin hot

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  27. February 23, 2010 at 5:24 pm

    Tanner says:

    I heard Greg Frye and a couple other Carolina Panthers smashed Chelsea.

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  28. February 23, 2010 at 10:01 pm

    The Baron says:

    Tell ‘em Chelsea. For the life of me I can’t understand why ppl have nothing better to do than rag on Miss Chelsea. She and I have a profile on a social networking site. Some ppl might call it a sugardaddy site but to me it’s more of a new way to meet upscale ppl and for the guys to meet attractive young ladies. Call it what you will but might as well give it a try. She and I chatted a few times last summer. Thought she was a sweet girl. I had no problem with her. We never did end up meeting though. As far as I can tell she isn’t doing anything lots of girls in the Queen City aren’t doing right now, just hanging out and enjoying being young. So why single her out??? Fact is she seems pretty tame compared to what I’ve seen in town. I mean, young people do this all the time. It’s called PARTYING you nitwits. And I think she has a cute little nose. I still have her cell # and I may give her a call just for the hell of it. Something else, at least she has a job. I bet most of the charming folks who posted are still living with daddy and mommy and are hoping Wal-Mart calls soon with a job opening. Just my 2 cents. Btw, Greg Fr*e has serious issues and needs major league help pronto.

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    • February 26, 2010 at 2:04 pm

      chris says:

      so your admitting your escorts you left charlotte because your fatass got to big for it you bitches make me sick me and my boys bagged both you ugly hoes three years ago at a party on a drunk night back before you were fat update your pics your a fat ass now ow now your a cow

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  29. February 25, 2010 at 2:23 pm

    Turd Ferguson says:

    nice kate gosselin hair hahaha

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  30. March 4, 2010 at 9:34 pm

    god says:

    You can not take back what you have spoken!sooner or later the truth prevails and every ugly thing you have said about others will fall back unto you ten times over !!beware-the mouth is a powerful tool.amen

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    • March 11, 2010 at 10:43 am

      Bwahaha says:

      This chick is the biggest w*ore ever. She’s so jealous and insecure that she f*cks other girls’ boyfriends to try and make herself feel better. Before she got the +2s, she would wear AT LEAST TWO bras at a time. Honestly, with a beak like that, I’d have opted for rhinoplasty first, +2s second. And yes, this chick is FAT. Talk about pancake *ss and cottage cheese thighs… ICK!! Run far, far away from this one guys!

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  31. March 14, 2010 at 10:21 am

    704Bitch says:

    Shawn and Matsuflex were working when this picture was taken…wow people really do know nothing about Charlotte clubs

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  32. March 31, 2010 at 9:19 am

    JACKIE JABLONSKI says:

    “I LOVE PURPLE CRAYONS”

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