Wilmer Valderama Loves Cougars


Wilmer Valderama and a coug

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out Wilmer “FEZ” Valderama, what happened to this kid he use to score Grada “A” Hollywood tail (Mandy Moore, Lindsey Lohan b4 the drugs) and countless others, now he is stuck with “D” level celebs like infomercial Cougar Jennifer Nicole Lee.

He sure acts like he is still big time.  I just don’t get what is up with his gothic stage he is going through right now.  Every time I see him, he is wearing black from head to toe, all he is missing is a cape.  He even shook my hand with black gloves on.  His entourage looks like the JV squad of the Black Eyed Peas.  They also are part of the Black Crusade to slay all the b*tches in Hollywood.- nik


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  1. February 2, 2010 at 9:15 am

    Johnny Rotten says:

    I sure wouldn’t mind being “stuck” with a super home dame like that.

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  2. February 2, 2010 at 9:41 am

    Jack says:

    The new layout sucks.

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  3. February 2, 2010 at 9:50 am

    well... says:

    Whatever Nik did, the new layout is much easier on my laptop. The old layout used way too much Flash and sh*t and my laptop sounded like an airliner taking off.

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  4. February 2, 2010 at 9:55 am

    eric says:

    new layout is terrible

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  5. February 2, 2010 at 10:15 am

    LOL says:

    Yeah, agree about the layout :( sucks.

    Reply to LOL
  6. February 2, 2010 at 10:16 am

    datruth says:

    he was a pedophile, when he was with those actress/singers they were in their teens and he was in his 20′s, so now that he is a loser without a show, cannot cruise the junior high for girls anymore

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  7. February 2, 2010 at 10:17 am

    datruth says:

    yes the new layout sucks

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  8. February 2, 2010 at 12:20 pm

    20K-MILLIONAIRE says:

    EVERYONE TELLS ME HE LOOKS LIKE ME.. I DONT SEE IT AT ALL..

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  9. February 2, 2010 at 1:23 pm

    the TRUTH says:

    The new format sucks Nick, and Vilmor is still pullin tail. I’d hit it, no dought about it.

    P.S. he’s still get better ass than most, and he’s got more $$ than most.

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  10. February 2, 2010 at 2:43 pm

    FoSho says:

    Pretty sure he’s bankin’ off his cartoon, Handy Manny. Jus sayin.

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  11. February 2, 2010 at 3:21 pm

    Ace Hardy The one man party says:

    ohhhhhhh weeeeeee! (guatemalan accent)

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  12. February 2, 2010 at 5:06 pm

    Jamie says:

    He did Avril Lavigne a couple of month ago. And Tyson Ritter did Avril two weeks ago in Las Vegas. Avril has become such trash, drugs, booze and sex with the most awful men she can possible find.

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  13. February 2, 2010 at 9:34 pm

    odb says:

    JNL is hot as f**k

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  14. February 3, 2010 at 1:49 pm

    beli says:

    god, i would f*ck the sh*t out of him

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  15. February 4, 2010 at 3:57 pm

    COCHISCOUNTY says:

    JNL IS ONE HOT BITCH LOOK AT THAT BODY IF U DONT LIKE U ARE SO GAY….

    Reply to COCHISCOUNTY
  16. February 7, 2010 at 12:21 pm

    junior says:

    Jennifer Nic*le L*e is a straight up meda wh*re. she used to be a huge fat pig, lost weight, had a s*itload of plastic surgery & now is supposedly a fitness expert.

    she doesnt train her own clients and posts other trainers clients before/after pics on her website

    she’s a f*cking liar and I hate the stupid bi*ch. Plus she uysed to have dark curly coarse hair…..the bi*ch was straight up UGLY!!!! and is still is in my opinion

    Money grubbing bi*ch

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  17. February 7, 2010 at 12:24 pm

    junior says:

    JNL is a former fat pig, with dark curly coarse disgusting hair…she lost a ton of weight & suddenly she is a fitness expert. All the FAT housewives out there love her because she makes them think they can lose weight like her.

    She has a sh*tload of plastic surgery, hair extensions, teeth bleaching, nose job. The b*tch charges an arm & leg for her stupid MPG files on her website about stupid sh*t like CELLULITE, WEIGHT LOSS…

    I hate this w*ore…she is a money grubbing fake and she uses the pics of other trainers clients claiming them as her own.

    f*ck you JNL you stupid ugly wh*re

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  18. February 7, 2010 at 3:16 pm

    widebuffalo says:

    This is only one pic, but that appears to be a very good looking cougar. I think I can see the attraction.

    The new format is okay, but only just okay. I don’t care for the way the format hamstrings my posting speed.

    Reply to widebuffalo
  19. February 8, 2010 at 11:35 am

    Anonymous says:

    Look at Douche McGee here! He needs to increase his cardio by 50%, get his dick swabbed out, and produce a Latin drama for Lifetime.

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  20. February 10, 2010 at 5:19 pm

    GHEY says:

    tHAT’S NOT A TOGETHER PHOTO

    HER HIPS AND TIPS (SIC) WOULD BE GRINDIN ON HIM
    she’s super grey
    HE’S SUPER GHEY,

    Reply to GHEY
  21. February 13, 2010 at 10:24 pm

    wtf says:

    mandy moore? lindsey lohan? are hotter than her? pull your head outta your ass!

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  22. February 13, 2010 at 10:25 pm

    joe says:

    mandy moore? lindsey lohan? are hotter than her? pull your head outta your ass!

    Reply to joe
  23. February 27, 2010 at 10:36 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Junior-you obviously have some issues.Really….posting twice like we didn’t get your point the first time.What’d she do turn you down?Or are you just jealous that she’s actually done something and made money in the process? Careful asshole your size is showing.

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