Wont Even Look Good With Beer Goggles On


Mynt girls wont even look good with beer goggles on

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik A new bar just opened in Cincinnati called Mynt Martini.. they also have one in C-Bus. I haven’t been to the one in Cincinnati yet, but based on the picture of their cocktail girls I don’t know if I want to. Its a new bar — you’d think they would at least get good looking girls to make a good first impression. The Cincinnati girls don’t even begin to compare to the girls in C-Bus.
From left to right — one girl has the tiniest face I’ve ever seen, one girl looks like a clown and ahhhh to the last few. I definitely don’t want any of them waiting on me. Maybe the point is they look better when you have beer goggles on…. and WTF are they wearing on their hands?!
What do you think?

Answer: I will never go there.  They wear those gloves for a firm grasp on gregs since half the guys they sleep with sober up mid-way through sex and try and run away.- nik


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  1. February 3, 2010 at 4:50 pm

    Yeah, says:

    My girl Keena is hot! And Mynt Martini is the sh*t!

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  2. February 3, 2010 at 11:00 pm

    Sh*tty-yet-mynty says:

    I hate this place with a passion. So much hype and very little follow through. I would rather mouth kiss a relative than go there again. It looks like a glorified warehouse.
    love,
    Disappointed in cincinnati

    Reply to Sh*tty-yet-mynty
  3. February 4, 2010 at 6:29 am

    Anonymous says:

    GROSS!!!

    Reply to Anonymous
  4. February 4, 2010 at 6:40 am

    Fat Bastard says:

    We ALLL Love Keena you know!!! That is one down a$$ girl…she went home with me and my buddy and let us double team it but acted like a snob afterward.

    Reply to Fat Bastard
    • February 4, 2010 at 6:17 pm

      Haha says:

      Your hilarious, Keena has morals and would never leave with some guy and their friend and let them double team her, especially when you call yourself “Fat Bastard” that clearly says a lot about who and what you are, get a life seriously! Keena probably rejected you and your friends and now your p*ssed at her, jealousy sucksssss.

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  5. February 4, 2010 at 8:25 am

    HaHa says:

    This bar is a joke…..

    Reply to HaHa
  6. February 4, 2010 at 9:36 am

    keena says:

    hahah hilarious … HILARIOUS people .. like FAT BASTARD gets on here at 6:40 a.m. to talk sh*t on a dumb website. enjoy this ridiculous shit. mynt does need to get its sh*t together … i dont disagree with the bad things people post about mynt on metromix or here.

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  7. February 4, 2010 at 11:12 am

    YoYo says:

    My understanding is that Mynt placed a craigslist employment ad and required applicants to supply a link to their facebook or myspace. (so they can “pre-qualify” applicants based on looks/age no doubt. Which is illegal) Even after that their workers arent even all that. What a joke. The place sounds real pretentious and I don’t spend money in places where people are all stuck on themselves.

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  8. February 5, 2010 at 2:00 am

    also disappointed in cincy says:

    keena is a wanna be myspace model. not hot in real life at all.

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  9. February 5, 2010 at 4:27 am

    Big Daddys Liquor says:

    Keena told me she liked a bigger more thick guy like myself. I felt obliged, so Me and all my boys took turns showing her some thickness!

    Reply to Big Daddys Liquor
  10. February 5, 2010 at 8:03 am

    Knee Grow, Please says:

    Made the mistake of hitting up Mynt tragedy on New Year’s (first time there- and haven’t been back since). Possibly one of the worst DJs I have ever heard in my life.. and on NYE no less. Maybe they blew the budget on the “smokin hot” bartending staff?

    Seriously, dude, if you’re the guy that “spun” NYE and you’re reading this.. it was a New Year’s party.. Not a 37 year old’s wedding reception in Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania.

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  11. February 5, 2010 at 11:23 am

    WTF says:

    is that a midget on the far right? and the 3rd from the left has a lazy eye…NICE…

    Reply to WTF
  12. February 5, 2010 at 11:26 am

    Fat Bastard says:

    She loves it thick….like 2 vienna sausage cans stacked!!!

    Reply to Fat Bastard
  13. February 5, 2010 at 1:31 pm

    keena says:

    i dont even have a myspace lol

    Reply to keena
  14. February 5, 2010 at 1:31 pm

    keena says:

    & you all are ridiculous .. this makes me laugh lol

    Reply to keena
  15. February 5, 2010 at 4:41 pm

    anton says:

    You couldn’t swap the body and face parts of all six girls around and still not end up with one bi*ch that I’d want to look at.

    Reply to anton
  16. February 5, 2010 at 10:32 pm

    my name rhymes with keena SHORTIES!! says:

    KEENA IS HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Reply to my name rhymes with keena SHORTIES!!
  17. February 6, 2010 at 8:06 am

    Big Daddys Liquor says:

    When me and my boys “hung” out with Keena she liked the vienna sausage cans alright, but not stacked. Instead they were spread out making a vienna sausage can DP.

    Reply to Big Daddys Liquor
  18. February 6, 2010 at 10:51 am

    Fat Bastard says:

    Yeah this girl is a hot mess!!! She has like 2 kids and was in Mynt last night begging for her job back!!!! She had to please the the boss in the back ;-)

    Reply to Fat Bastard
  19. February 7, 2010 at 1:49 pm

    KEENA says:

    I did go home with 2 guys….ONCE. I was really drunk and don’t remember much but they did double team me. I don’t remember their names but one was kind of thick but handsome. Sorry but one was a photographer and gave me free camera time. It’s not the same for girls cause I am just trying to get ahead and guys do it all the time. Don’t Hate!

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  20. February 7, 2010 at 6:50 pm

    a friend says:

    wtf she does have any kids .. you all are f*cked up

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  21. February 7, 2010 at 6:50 pm

    a friend says:

    i meant she doesnt have any kids

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  22. February 8, 2010 at 8:11 am

    Anonymous says:

    The bar sucks, but some of those girls are hot. Actually I would give it to all 4 in the middle.

    Reply to Anonymous
  23. February 8, 2010 at 2:46 pm

    keena collins says:

    .. glad people are faking to be me on here now .. lol

    Reply to keena collins
  24. February 11, 2010 at 5:55 pm

    Joe says:

    This is hilarious!!! My boys told me this skank I banged was on here…..haha Keena. I actually know this girl unlike some of the people posting and she is a BLACK HOLE if you know what I mean. I couldn’t believe a girl that little could have that big of a gash!!! She also likes girls but I never seen her with one that would be worth it but I did hit for like 3 months though haha on me

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  25. February 11, 2010 at 6:06 pm

    Keena Coll*&s says:

    Joe whatever!!! It is not a BLACK HOLE! You hit it and kept hitting it you a$shole.

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  26. February 11, 2010 at 8:18 pm

    Ahh says:

    I have seen the blonde girl on the left (with her hand on her hip) out at bars a lot acting like the slut she is — and the only reason i remember her is because her and every one of the girls she was with is broke as f*ck…

    Reply to Ahh
  27. February 11, 2010 at 8:31 pm

    lindsey says:

    you guys are f*cking retarded!! your just jealous your not making our money and that we are not sl*ts

    Reply to lindsey
    • February 12, 2010 at 9:43 pm

      Fat Bastard says:

      Please……your money haha your money is what someone else lets you have(tips)

      Reply to Fat Bastard
    • February 12, 2010 at 5:02 pm

      Haha says:

      We are jealous we aren’t making your money? Everyone on this site probably makes more than you do sweetie.. you make tips at a bar that wont last very long… and trust me.. no one is mad that you uglies aren’t sluts..

      Reply to Haha
  28. February 11, 2010 at 9:33 pm

    JOJO says:

    The blonde on the left is a sl*t along with all her broke friends

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  29. February 12, 2010 at 12:39 am

    J says:

    The bar is okay, ive been to worse. I dont know if were looking at the same picture but the asian looking one in the dress is gorgeous!!

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  30. February 12, 2010 at 10:37 am

    Anonymous says:

    Mynt is the hottest club in cincinnati and the girls are even hotter.. you all are a bunch of HATERS!!!!!

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  31. February 13, 2010 at 2:12 pm

    Fat Bastard says:

    That bar is for people who have an extra 100 dollars after bills to go to and feel like you’re a “big deal”. It’s nothing but snobby wannabes who in real life are bigger tools than could be imagined trying to one up everyone else. The dj’s play that god awful music which reminds me of the $hitty ones at Bang. As you can tell I will not be going back. I’m just not a big enough deal for a place like this haha

    Reply to Fat Bastard
  32. February 13, 2010 at 7:24 pm

    Big Daddys Liquor says:

    Win and doubt throw a thumb in dat butt! Make a myspace model squirm Big Daddy Style!

    Reply to Big Daddys Liquor
  33. February 13, 2010 at 7:28 pm

    Keena Collins says:

    this is absolutely ridiculouse that i’m the talk of this site . people are jealous & people live their lives talking about others. i’m know i’ve never met anyone thats talking about me on here . so keep talking

    Reply to Keena Collins
    • May 23, 2010 at 6:06 pm

      Anonymous says:

      This is hilarious. AND we have met… and you do suck. ahhh, haha! Tell Sarah Uthe she sucks too :D

      Reply to Anonymous
    • February 14, 2010 at 11:19 pm

      Anonymous says:

      Honey.. seriously.. you are not the talk of this site. It’s funny you think you’re important enough to take more than 5 secounds of out someones life. The only reason anyone would ever speak about you or the other girls in the picture is to talk about how big of s*uts every one of you are.
      Get over yourself and get a big girl job.

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      • March 13, 2010 at 1:19 pm

        Haters says:

        Yet you are on here taking more than 5 seconds out of your life to Hate on Keena? And i guarantee your on here reading every comment hatin on Keena, making you feel a little better about yourself as you move to the next comment. What a joke. Go cut yourself because that’s probably what you truly want to do inside. So please, you get a life you dumb C#NT

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      • February 18, 2010 at 11:28 am

        Cookie in Cincy says:

        Keena is a complete sloot!

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  34. February 17, 2010 at 9:19 am

    DonnieBrasco says:

    I heard she only bangs colored folk…any truth? Sooooo un-attractive!

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  35. February 17, 2010 at 9:53 am

    whodey says:

    Remind me never to go to mynt. What is with the ugly f*cking gloves. The one on the right what is wrong with her face? Kicked by a horse? let me know.

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  36. February 17, 2010 at 1:39 pm

    FUNNY says:

    i knew i couldn possibly be the only person who hated Keena That girl is a huge sl*t i f*cked her once or twice she got a man in the military somewhere but she didn give a f*c. She post all kinds of half naked pictures all over facebook she is nothing but a ugly chick check her out with no make up its nasty. She can be found at lodge or black fin thats her life.

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  37. February 18, 2010 at 9:13 am

    The Riddler says:

    Isn’t she like 12????

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  38. February 18, 2010 at 10:49 am

    YoYo says:

    Mynt, Lodge, Black F*nn, FB…I pretty much hate all the people that go to those places. A bunch of 21 year olds that think acting sl*tty and douchey means they’re the sh*t. Grow the f*ck up.

    Reply to YoYo
  39. February 22, 2010 at 7:33 pm

    wow says:

    you guys clearly know nothing about Keena, grow the h*ll up seriously.

    Reply to wow
  40. February 25, 2010 at 10:12 pm

    Anonymous says:

    LOL to the ppl that say Keena isn’t a sl*t and has morals. She’s done porn.. Went by the name Vivian. And anyone that went to high school with her could hear about the sex stories her and her friends would brag about.

    Reply to Anonymous
  41. February 26, 2010 at 4:55 pm

    mynt blows ballsacks says:

    mynt can lick my sweet asshole

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  42. March 7, 2010 at 1:23 pm

    a350zguy says:

    id bang it, raw dog it too. ill let you know if i piss razors or not.

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  43. April 20, 2010 at 3:35 pm

    SM32 says:

    MYNT seems to get better every week. No bar in the city can touch their Saturdays. Not really my type of bar, but they are doin something right.

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