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  1. March 8, 2010 at 1:06 pm

    tabz says:

    this guy looks like a crack hoe

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  2. March 8, 2010 at 1:59 pm

    mike says:

    he is so hot

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  3. March 8, 2010 at 2:25 pm

    Anonymous says:

    You can tell that guy has a little gay in him. He’s f*cking beautiful!

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  4. March 8, 2010 at 3:04 pm

    Straight Up J says:

    Jim Morrison you’ll never be, you Mo.

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  5. March 8, 2010 at 4:46 pm

    . says:

    First of all, Jean P**l is super hot.
    Second of all, he is not just a “door guy.” He’s in the group The Alliance. They run every hot spot in LA. They are all a$$holes and never let anyone through the ropes. Unless you are a friends, celeb, or a regular. That’s just how it is. Voyeur has no bad press as it’s the hottest and only place to be on Thursdays. Clubs like this never let guys in. Kinda sucks.
    Taye Di*gs is actually one of his best friends. I’ve always wondered if JP was gay, though.

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    • March 9, 2010 at 11:00 am

      hmm says:

      well…. are you gay? not that its to be judged, but if your calling him hot and defending him completely, your last statement can be interpreted that way, unless your commenting on yourself =( sad…

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  6. March 8, 2010 at 5:42 pm

    wowsers says:

    alliance sucks! what are you smoking? you LA transplant. go back to the midwest

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    • March 9, 2010 at 4:14 pm

      . says:

      HA! Are you kidding??! LA all my life. Maybe you should go back to the Valley. Who else throws better parties than the Alliance in LA?? I’m dying to know.

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  7. March 8, 2010 at 9:36 pm

    u gene says:

    the last pic, that chick hes with- jennifer c*hn, has one of the smelliest vaginas known to man.

    gentlemen, you have been warned.

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    • March 14, 2010 at 7:23 pm

      Vagina Inspector says:

      Dear Mr. u gene,

      I have been inspecting vaginas for 3 and a half years now. I have inspected Jennifer’s vagina and it has a bouquet that harkens floral notes with a caramel finish.

      The taste is quite refined and should only be consumed by those with a very complex palette.

      Your information is wholly inaccurate. No pun intended.

      Sincerely,
      Vagina Inspector 223
      Vaginatopia LLC

      P.S. It is a shame JP gets to enjoy her near perfect labial flower : (

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    • March 9, 2010 at 9:16 pm

      j. says:

      I will have to agree with u on that one bro.

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    • March 9, 2010 at 5:35 pm

      Anonymous says:

      it’s c*hen

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  8. March 9, 2010 at 7:58 pm

    jill says:

    why do all cute guys have to be gay?!

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  9. March 10, 2010 at 8:32 am

    Famewhore says:

    So, he is pretending to be every celebrity/character he wishes he was. Efron, Rocky, Morrison, Jonas, Ferris, and Cruise. Amazing…seriously, I guess the better question is, which one of his friends taking the pics was a big enough dick to let him think this was ok.

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  10. March 14, 2010 at 7:36 pm

    Gay Bath Photo Inspector says:

    Dear all,

    As a professional Gay Bath Photo Inspector I hesitate to make a judgment on the above bath photo without compensation. However, upon a superficial analysis and personal experience (I had the privilege to be in that actual bath) I must say on our proprietary gay bath scale measure in units of Rectors this photo rates 34 Rectors. The total possible Rectors is 42.

    For context a bath photo containing a naked Elton John playing ass crack hot dog bun with Tom Brady would be a 35.

    I hope this advances the discussion.

    Best,
    Gay Bath Photo Inspector 16,456 (a)
    Aqua Gay Images, A Sole Proprietorship

    P.S. JP doesn’t deserve that illustrious bath water.

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