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This ice cream is sooooo orgasmic….Wait a minute..uhhhh oops HAHA.


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  1. March 4, 2010 at 1:07 pm

    Sarah says:

    Years later the cast from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate factory have finally reunited.

    Reply to Sarah
  2. March 4, 2010 at 1:12 pm

    Anonymous says:

    orange you not going to get lucky

    Reply to Anonymous
  3. March 4, 2010 at 1:13 pm

    HAHAHA says:

    TANGMAN – Spray tans #1 model representing

    Reply to HAHAHA
  4. March 4, 2010 at 1:13 pm

    jslorek64 says:

    Reaper Season 3, The virgin beginnings

    Reply to jslorek64
  5. March 4, 2010 at 1:13 pm

    HAHAHA says:

    TANGMAN – Spray tans #1 model representing

    Reply to HAHAHA
  6. March 4, 2010 at 1:14 pm

    jslorek64 says:

    opps i meant,, Reaper Season 3 The Mile High Vrigin beginnings

    Reply to jslorek64
  7. March 4, 2010 at 1:15 pm

    Tha Dawn says:

    Do my chin pubes make me look dumb?

    Reply to Tha Dawn
  8. March 4, 2010 at 1:19 pm

    Jeremy says:

    hey look he has a landing strip for his mans dick and he is painted orange because he doesn’t want to get shot.

    Reply to Jeremy
  9. March 4, 2010 at 1:19 pm

    Banger says:

    On her period? That flavor saver got more than it counted on.

    Reply to Banger
  10. March 4, 2010 at 1:19 pm

    Jordyn says:

    True life: My dad is an oompaloompa and his chin looks like a vagina

    Reply to Jordyn
  11. March 4, 2010 at 1:34 pm

    SouthBostonProjects says:

    Orange Man Group!

    Reply to SouthBostonProjects
  12. March 4, 2010 at 1:36 pm

    Joseph Crestaloma says:

    I didn’t know Oompa loompa’s could have normal sized children…..???

    Reply to Joseph Crestaloma
  13. March 4, 2010 at 1:39 pm

    Brittany says:

    Jersey Shore reunion 2020: Mike “The Situation”

    Reply to Brittany
  14. March 4, 2010 at 1:39 pm

    Andy says:

    O crap one of the umpa lumpas 60 yr later..

    Reply to Andy
  15. March 4, 2010 at 2:03 pm

    SDTackle says:

    Oven Roasted Peanut Creeps On Avatar

    Reply to SDTackle
  16. March 4, 2010 at 2:13 pm

    Dirty Army SS says:

    Everything Edmond wants to be

    Reply to Dirty Army SS
  17. March 4, 2010 at 2:17 pm

    KNOCK KNOCK says:

    Who’s there? ORANGE
    Orange Who? ORANGE YOU GONNA REGRET TAKING A PICTURE WITH THIS TURD?

    Reply to KNOCK KNOCK
  18. March 4, 2010 at 2:18 pm

    Anonymous says:

    I wonder if she knows this is a fake tan…

    Reply to Anonymous
  19. March 4, 2010 at 2:24 pm

    Carrie in Dublin says:

    Robin Williams really isn’t taking his divorce too well.

    Reply to Carrie in Dublin
  20. March 4, 2010 at 2:34 pm

    jakearmor says:

    Orangina

    Reply to jakearmor
  21. March 4, 2010 at 2:42 pm

    Rhett says:

    Ted Bu*dy on furlow from Hell

    Reply to Rhett
  22. March 4, 2010 at 2:56 pm

    bobbyb says:

    i think just might be enough oil on both of there faces to drop gas back to 1.50

    Reply to bobbyb
  23. March 4, 2010 at 3:54 pm

    LOOT CAKES says:

    Cast Party for Weekend at Bernie’s 4

    Reply to LOOT CAKES
  24. March 4, 2010 at 4:30 pm

    Yupp says:

    Landing strip in orange county!

    Reply to Yupp
  25. March 4, 2010 at 4:48 pm

    Stu Pitt says:

    Once again it is Trout-Dracula in his orange tan disguise trying his best to attract the not so elusive bottle rat.

    Reply to Stu Pitt
  26. March 4, 2010 at 4:59 pm

    Wow says:

    Modern day Oompa Loompa!

    Reply to Wow
  27. March 4, 2010 at 5:13 pm

    Eric says:

    This shold be a PSA: The Dangers of Tanning

    Reply to Eric
  28. March 4, 2010 at 5:18 pm

    Fight-or-Flight says:

    Look! We have matching eyes!!

    Reply to Fight-or-Flight
  29. March 4, 2010 at 5:46 pm

    funn_ee says:

    Sunset Tan has started filming again!!!

    Reply to funn_ee
  30. March 4, 2010 at 5:55 pm

    the one says:

    Wow! Matching landing strips!

    Reply to the one
  31. March 4, 2010 at 7:28 pm

    Big man says:

    Being orange means you get to go clubbin with your daughter

    Reply to Big man
  32. March 4, 2010 at 7:51 pm

    jtt63 says:

    that is a really odd place to put velcro.

    Reply to jtt63
  33. March 4, 2010 at 10:21 pm

    xheathen says:

    Brazilian Wax Job – get yours now!

    Reply to xheathen
  34. March 4, 2010 at 11:18 pm

    jon says:

    ever since mom left dad he’s used all my punches on my planet beach tan card and, spent my college tuition on buying bottles at lavish.

    Reply to jon
  35. March 4, 2010 at 11:18 pm

    FightDaSloots says:

    Robin Williams, it’s the Jersey Shore guidos on Line 2. They want their spray-on bronzer back.

    Reply to FightDaSloots
  36. March 5, 2010 at 6:32 am

    spliffsmommy says:

    ORANGE + PASTY = CREAMSICLE

    Reply to spliffsmommy
  37. March 5, 2010 at 10:03 am

    DVUS411 says:

    Hey look girls I found Bernie!!

    Reply to DVUS411
  38. March 5, 2010 at 11:56 am

    nightmare says:

    I just hate it when Colourblind guys try to look black. Especially ones born with a Greg so small they have to sharpie some pubes on a part of their body that is slightly larger.

    Reply to nightmare
  39. March 6, 2010 at 7:59 am

    Luc says:

    Oompa oompa oompa dee dee if you are wise you will not be orange like me!

    Reply to Luc
  40. March 25, 2010 at 2:36 pm

    Krooked says:

    they make leather wallets with this fools skin

    Reply to Krooked

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