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My boyfriend told me I couldnt get pregnant if I wore a condom.


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  1. March 18, 2010 at 1:06 pm

    dirrty daily says:

    Whales have fur?

    Reply to dirrty daily
  2. March 18, 2010 at 1:11 pm

    ChuckDeez says:

    Keep trying to shave some weight off those thunders!

    Reply to ChuckDeez
  3. March 18, 2010 at 1:12 pm

    Jeremy says:

    come on pool boy shave off my cellulite.

    Reply to Jeremy
  4. March 18, 2010 at 1:16 pm

    Scott says:

    I hate my life…

    Reply to Scott
  5. March 18, 2010 at 1:17 pm

    Bupster says:

    “Excuse me sir, do you do Bikini lines as well?”

    Reply to Bupster
  6. March 18, 2010 at 1:30 pm

    Fat Yung Ho says:

    The newest pledge is going through hell to join this fraternity

    Reply to Fat Yung Ho
  7. March 18, 2010 at 1:35 pm

    kolby182 says:

    Ignore my shirt….put it on!

    Reply to kolby182
  8. March 18, 2010 at 1:43 pm

    ... says:

    gross

    Reply to ...
  9. March 18, 2010 at 1:50 pm

    Bnice says:

    she grinning because what she is thinking of saying next….”little to the left and down please..ahh thats the spot”…

    Reply to Bnice
  10. March 18, 2010 at 1:51 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Wow I figured Tilikum wouldn’t be allowed on spring break after eating her last trainer at Seaworld!

    Reply to Anonymous
  11. March 18, 2010 at 1:51 pm

    Bnice says:

    simply put, the title to this should be “things that make you go vomit”…..

    Reply to Bnice
  12. March 18, 2010 at 2:00 pm

    somewhere in idaho says:

    I did not know that 2 piece swimshi*s came in that size-and she is stretching that size! YIKES!

    Reply to somewhere in idaho
  13. March 18, 2010 at 2:02 pm

    somewhere in idaho says:

    I did not know that 2 piece swimsuits were made in that size!

    Reply to somewhere in idaho
  14. March 18, 2010 at 2:02 pm

    Mojo... says:

    What level of Hell is this this???

    Reply to Mojo...
  15. March 18, 2010 at 2:05 pm

    SF Irish says:

    Hey dude, there are easier ways to get Cottage Cheese…

    Reply to SF Irish
  16. March 18, 2010 at 2:06 pm

    Porky says:

    Gillette, the best this girl can get.

    Reply to Porky
  17. March 18, 2010 at 2:14 pm

    The Guinea says:

    FML

    Reply to The Guinea
  18. March 18, 2010 at 2:24 pm

    Wang Dang Dong says:

    Bristol Palin blowing her child support check.

    Reply to Wang Dang Dong
  19. March 18, 2010 at 2:25 pm

    Natalie says:

    Recipe says coat well with lard and bake at 350…

    Reply to Natalie
  20. March 18, 2010 at 2:27 pm

    cookie monster says:

    It was between this, and an adult move theater janitor…. he likes the sun.

    Reply to cookie monster
  21. March 18, 2010 at 2:27 pm

    20K-MILLIONAIRE says:

    ARI GOLDEN doing work son!! predator style.

    Reply to 20K-MILLIONAIRE
  22. March 18, 2010 at 2:31 pm

    Idiot says:

    Whatta gunt on her.

    Reply to Idiot
  23. March 18, 2010 at 2:38 pm

    Gil says:

    Its Sea Worlds newest attraction. You get to shave the whales.

    Reply to Gil
  24. March 18, 2010 at 2:41 pm

    Aj says:

    He must of lost a bet!

    Reply to Aj
  25. March 18, 2010 at 2:43 pm

    buttalegs says:

    “its rub the lotion on my skin or is it fills my hole again”

    Reply to buttalegs
  26. March 18, 2010 at 3:11 pm

    mm says:

    Las Vegas newest concierge service – “Shave Slave”

    Reply to mm
  27. March 18, 2010 at 3:12 pm

    Anonymous says:

    The Modern Day Al Bundy

    Reply to Anonymous
  28. March 18, 2010 at 4:07 pm

    Vinny Chase says:

    VH1 Behind the Scene: Gangbang in Daytona

    Reply to Vinny Chase
  29. March 18, 2010 at 4:14 pm

    bystander says:

    A little more lard and we’ll be able to slide this bikini bottom off

    Reply to bystander
  30. March 18, 2010 at 4:25 pm

    FlopDONK says:

    Nik Richie’s Spring Break: Panama City (VH1 reality special)

    Reply to FlopDONK
  31. March 18, 2010 at 4:29 pm

    geebs says:

    Clear my appointments for the rest of the day! And get me my BIG razors.

    Reply to geebs
  32. March 18, 2010 at 4:42 pm

    Vanessa says:

    I should’ve kept that job as Tiger’s clean up boy….

    Reply to Vanessa
  33. March 18, 2010 at 4:53 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Ari showing tip #1069 of how to be a predator

    Reply to Anonymous
  34. March 18, 2010 at 5:05 pm

    Steve says:

    Is that a razor or a cheese grater ?

    Reply to Steve
  35. March 18, 2010 at 5:23 pm

    MyGregIsBIGGER says:

    This sure beats my old job of being a whale trainer at SeaWorld

    Reply to MyGregIsBIGGER
  36. March 18, 2010 at 5:26 pm

    Tony says:

    Save the whales not shave the whales.

    Reply to Tony
  37. March 18, 2010 at 5:52 pm

    king kang says:

    Doing the jobs americans wont do..

    Reply to king kang
  38. March 18, 2010 at 6:18 pm

    grizz says:

    It’s very important when roasting a pig that it is properly basted with grease at regular intervals.

    Reply to grizz
  39. March 18, 2010 at 9:05 pm

    fatguy says:

    beached whale anyone?

    Reply to fatguy
  40. March 18, 2010 at 9:09 pm

    Alex says:

    I’m gonna need a few more razors….

    Reply to Alex
  41. March 18, 2010 at 9:09 pm

    cal says:

    shave the whales

    Reply to cal
  42. March 18, 2010 at 9:34 pm

    jtt63 says:

    i did’nt realize that my pubic hair grew that long.

    Reply to jtt63
  43. March 18, 2010 at 9:36 pm

    Ryan says:

    Tom always thought that having his gynecology clinic setup on the beach would be a good way to find crabs…

    Reply to Ryan
  44. March 18, 2010 at 9:53 pm

    Class Act says:

    Whale War’s new campaign–”Shave the Whales”

    Reply to Class Act
  45. March 18, 2010 at 11:13 pm

    Seapickle says:

    Single mom gives son a lesson in how to shave.

    Reply to Seapickle
  46. March 19, 2010 at 12:38 am

    SUUUUEEEEYYYYY says:

    I used to love Pork Rinds until I saw how they are made.

    Reply to SUUUUEEEEYYYYY
  47. March 19, 2010 at 2:27 am

    Nulland Void says:

    You should see the guy’s face when he finishes the shave and she asks for a Brazilian.

    Reply to Nulland Void
  48. March 19, 2010 at 2:51 am

    adriana says:

    This won’t work, bring in the buzzsaw!

    Reply to adriana
  49. March 19, 2010 at 5:53 am

    Juan says:

    Look here lady, once this this crisco starts to sizzle… time to flip over

    Reply to Juan
  50. March 19, 2010 at 7:05 am

    DAtestedDAapproved says:

    “You missed a spot… now get me a cheeseburger!!”

    Reply to DAtestedDAapproved

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