Corporate Gets A Taste Of P-Nazi
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, yesterday I went to a public marketing event at a local home builder, Le**ar. The meeting went fine until it was question time. A lady who seemed like she has never used a computer asks, “how do we mix our professional and personal lives when marketing on Face Book. The presenter, who the company claims to be a “social media marketing guru” pulls up a demonstration video. It’s a youtube video and P-Nazi is one of the main characters. I about died! Is P-Nazi really getting paid to play his D-Bag roll on camera? Corporate America has now been exposed to the ways of D-bagorey. I instantly walked out after I took a pic of the audience.
I WANT THAT VIDEO!!!!- nik
The truth is that Pnazi signed a 3 year deal with Le**ar Homes to be the spokesmodel for their new communities. He has been posing on granite countertops across the nation people. Bystanders confuse him with Johnny Drama, but no, he is pnazi, male ubermodel and up and coming talent in the runway world. He has signed multiple modeling contracts and is making bank every single time he purses his lips in front of the camera.
One time pnazi was doing a photo shoot for a new luxury community in Auburn Hills, Michigan. They were doing the kitchen scene, and this was 10,000 square foot mega mansion not some cookie cutter Glendale house. Anyways, pnazi got into a little trouble when he banged out the photgraphers wife, so as a little revenge, the photgrapher cranked up the Viking cook top full blast. When pnazi was staring at himself in the reflection of the stainless steel fridge, the photographer asked pnazi for an action shot, he wanted him to jump backwards on the stove top and slide. Well, instead, pnazi’s a$$ looked like a waffle iron, it was scorched. After being rushed to the hospital, pnazi was infuriated that his gstring modeling career would now be over.
Thank you, pnazi rules scottsdale like ceasar over rome.
P-Nazi’s plan is to rule the world much like Adolph Hitler tried. He will start off small, then work his way up to world domination. Look out world, P-Nazi will be your master soon enough!!
To all the uninformed, HOMOMAN(Nik) and the Nazi are buddies. Self-contrived crap
this fool is such a douche, he comes into my work way to often trying to act like he runs shi.
no he doesn’t liar.
Hes a total douche…..I was at American Junkie a few months ago…and was waiting in line for the bathrooom and he was in front of me and I glanced at his text messages and they said “I feel like everyone is watching me” “I cant go out anywhere and this is the first time I have been out in months” Talk about one paranoid guy.
interesting observation to be coming from the guy who was looking over his shoulder reading his text messages… man crush?
Nik, quit defending your boyfriend! He’s a big boy, so let him defend himself!!