THE DIRTY ARMY: Let me tell you all about what Maryland has to offer. This girl here, Tabitha, believes that she is royalty, when in fact, she is nothing more than a wh*re. She has had sex with over 100 people. She is currently pregnant, but is not sure who the father is. One stupid boy trusted her enough to date her, and she now blames the baby on him, when the dates of her getting pregnant don’t match up. Oh, and better yet, she refuses a paternity test. How weird, right?

This is the usual outcome when dirty girls play baby roulette.- nik