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THE DIRTY ARMY: Let me start off by saying that this creature “Christian S*i* is a MAN!. Is or was, I’m not sure seeing as he (she? don’t transexuals like to be called she?) 1. went to my high school as a MAN. 2. has now deleted ANY inclination from any online social bullsh!t websites photos of the manly days 3. continues to try and convince others of her female status. I mean LOOK at her! the lack of female hips, the overexaggerated makeup to hide manly features, the lip injections, I’m pretty sure she’s post op but it’s not hard to tuck a greg. Nik, tell me your opinions on this ‘girl’.

If you kiss that you are for the Gays. I decided.- nik


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  1. March 29, 2010 at 8:23 pm

    Johnny Rotten says:

    Tranny Mania is running wild at The Dirty!

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  2. March 29, 2010 at 8:41 pm

    justin bobby(the real one) says:

    dude.

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  3. March 29, 2010 at 8:48 pm

    zrollin... says:

    Holy crap Nik. That looks like your ex-wife.

    Reply to zrollin...
  4. March 29, 2010 at 8:54 pm

    Anonymous says:

    I accually thought she was hot but now you said shes a HE? I SEE IT

    Reply to Anonymous
    • March 30, 2010 at 9:45 am

      that dude says:

      REALLY…. REALLY??? I was gonna say she looked like a man before I even read the description. Get either your eyes or your sexual status checked.

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  5. March 29, 2010 at 8:57 pm

    Anonymous says:

    I’ve known this creature since middle school. This queer’s real name is Austin Smith.

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  6. March 29, 2010 at 9:08 pm

    YOU'RE A HORRIBLE PERSON says:

    Christian Sm**h went to school with me since she we were in elementary school. She is a good person (man or women.) Leave her the fu*k alone, she’s been through a lot. Stick to the sh(t talking about the rest of the trash on here. WHO CARES YOU F*CKING LOSER.

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  7. March 29, 2010 at 9:12 pm

    Breanne says:

    She kind of reminds me of Jeffree Star. But a blonde version.

    Reply to Breanne
  8. March 29, 2010 at 9:27 pm

    Just Saying says:

    “Easy Does It” has a tiny wiener

    Reply to Just Saying
  9. March 29, 2010 at 9:46 pm

    FUNNY says:

    i went to high school with Christian he was always wearing girls clothes and doing his hair and make up. this should not be a huge surprise to anyone… i kinda feel bad for the guys that he actually talks into believing he is a girl though. I had a friend once mention how hot he thought this one chick was. absolutely hilarious when he found out!

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  10. March 29, 2010 at 10:10 pm

    TJ says:

    If she’s a man I will get down on my knees and worship her greg.

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  11. March 29, 2010 at 10:32 pm

    Knoxville says:

    I see a matchmaking situation between Christian and Nick Malibu. Make that happen.

    Reply to Knoxville
  12. March 29, 2010 at 10:36 pm

    Anonymous says:

    who the fck cares if shes a transexual, let her do her thang

    Reply to Anonymous
  13. March 29, 2010 at 10:37 pm

    IbleedPURPnGOLD says:

    I stopped making fun of trannys, ever since the L.A. times sports reporter M*ke P*nn*r, changed himself into Chr*st*ne Dani*ls, then back to P*nn*r, then killed himelf. Trannys are confused people, struggling to find happiness. According to some stuff I have read (posthumous articles about P*nn*r), it doesn’t take much to push one to far, and have it kill itself. Keep that in mind, before you get to harsh.

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    • March 31, 2010 at 8:24 pm

      DownAndIn says:

      First, Christian is one of the nicest people I know. What does someone’s gender have to do with who they are inside. She is a true friend and has more friends than most of you BTCHES. We all have secrets that we hide. It the immature “thing” that posted this sht that is the freak. Hurting people for no reason is a childish thing to do and remember KARMA is a BTCH.

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    • March 30, 2010 at 7:48 am

      Earl Duke is an Ass says:

      nicely put and very thoughtful, we shouldn’t make fun of what we don’t understand

      Reply to Earl Duke is an Ass
  14. March 29, 2010 at 10:41 pm

    Seany B says:

    Look at those BIG ASS HANDS! Dude for sure

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  15. March 29, 2010 at 10:44 pm

    shlow ryde says:

    let’s see that beak from the side.
    yikes

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  16. March 29, 2010 at 10:48 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Lady gaga look-a-like… Her name used to be Austin…

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  17. March 29, 2010 at 11:02 pm

    ........ says:

    almost heidi montag wanna be lookin….GROSS!

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  18. March 29, 2010 at 11:06 pm

    Anonymous says:

    HES FCKING HOT for a damn guy haha, im sure he gets so many guys thinkin hes a she!

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  19. March 29, 2010 at 11:21 pm

    Bandanasaurus says:

    Celeb name: Secret Agent Man.

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  20. March 29, 2010 at 11:44 pm

    Mayonnaise says:

    she looks like she’d put a hex on it if she doesn’t get what she wants. what’s her number? i wanna learn how to do voodoo! (gotta clear it with the man upstairs first…(And 1) )

    Reply to Mayonnaise
  21. March 29, 2010 at 11:51 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Bloody hell, are you all really ridiculing another individual for being transgendered?
    …Have I traveled back in time?!

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  22. March 30, 2010 at 12:39 am

    Anonymous says:

    He is a compulsive liar. honestly. he still has a dick. he still tells ppl hes from california or lives in there, BUT HE DOESNT. do no believe anything he says. compulsive liar.

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  23. March 30, 2010 at 12:56 am

    lil missy says:

    Yeah I saw the man in “her” before I even read the post

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  24. March 30, 2010 at 12:57 am

    Anonymous says:

    New Rule: Must end the night moderately acceptable spank material at a minimum.

    Cripes, I’m gonna have nightmares.

    Reply to Anonymous
  25. March 30, 2010 at 1:19 am

    omg says:

    holy crap…thats a dude?? does this dude still have a greg?

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  26. March 30, 2010 at 1:22 am

    Anonymous says:

    i see how this could have/is been a man

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  27. March 30, 2010 at 2:43 am

    Taylor says:

    I used to work with her, I remember he being much prettier than most girls that worked with us, lol ;P

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  28. March 30, 2010 at 3:25 am

    german says:

    looks like adam sandler in disguise in the last pic

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  29. March 30, 2010 at 3:52 am

    waka waka says:

    i cant believe this guy is trying to live his truth and you´re here giving him crap for that. i think she/he is a brave person and u haters all suck ass!

    Reply to waka waka
  30. March 30, 2010 at 6:33 am

    nunh says:

    Not hot – forgy

    Reply to nunh
  31. March 30, 2010 at 7:30 am

    let me just say says:

    he/she appears better look in the face than most of the sloots posted on this site, haha.

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    • March 30, 2010 at 12:11 pm

      Your Girl Toodles says:

      Bottom pic looks like a girl though…..top pic…tranny make-up job…so I’m confused.

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  32. March 30, 2010 at 8:13 am

    love it says:

    I would nail her all day and night bareback..tranny or not

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  33. March 30, 2010 at 8:20 am

    Ricky Bobby says:

    He has big hands

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  34. March 30, 2010 at 9:28 am

    Doritoes says:

    She/he looks pretty damn good, hope they found what they were looking for and are happy now.

    Reply to Doritoes
  35. March 30, 2010 at 10:10 am

    So rude says:

    Dont make fun of transgenders! They are all just trying to fit in just like everyone else, Christian is very very brave to stick to her guns and lives her life like she thinks she should. And she looks good while doing it!

    Reply to So rude
  36. March 30, 2010 at 10:11 am

    ====D ~~~ says:

    Jerry Seinfeld: “She had man-hands.”

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  37. March 30, 2010 at 10:21 am

    Noodles says:

    I am disgusted yet mildly aroused.

    Reply to Noodles
  38. March 30, 2010 at 10:56 am

    Italian says:

    hell no, if you couldn’t tell that was a dude, theres seriously something wrong with you.

    Reply to Italian
  39. March 30, 2010 at 11:47 am

    Da Nati says:

    He/She is just a little one. I don’t blame him for turning girl, if I was 5’1 I would probably too. All joking aside, if he/she is happy then why do we care, now, that is along he/she is straight forward with men that try and hit on her. In the first pic alone, he makes a decent looking chick.

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  40. March 30, 2010 at 11:48 am

    Da Nati says:

    Ok, I have a question that no one can ever answer…..who dates tranny’s? If a gay guy likes men, and straight guys like women, who likes the combo ones?

    Reply to Da Nati
    • April 1, 2010 at 9:23 pm

      datchick says:

      if someone is transgendered the intention in to completely change ones sex to the other thus remaining stright, soo..she would hook up with a straight guy now.

      Reply to datchick
    • March 30, 2010 at 2:26 pm

      Silent Bob says:

      Lots of straight guys will date trannys or atleast screw a tranny.

      Hell,even I would screw a tranny if she was good looking enough…Damn this tranny is even better looking than about most of the girls in my area….

      Reply to Silent Bob
  41. March 30, 2010 at 12:08 pm

    Doritoes says:

    Maybe someone with a very rough past that is truly open minded and open to love no matter whats going on… I don’t know how many people out there are like that though..maybe a bi guy? I always wondered if bi girls would dig trannys…

    Reply to Doritoes
  42. March 30, 2010 at 1:00 pm

    islandgurrrl says:

    she’s hotter than alot of real girls ive seen on here

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  43. March 30, 2010 at 5:39 pm

    lololol says:

    SHE/HE WENT to my highschool also!

    Reply to lololol
  44. March 30, 2010 at 11:36 pm

    LotusX says:

    in the 2nd pic he looked like Alexis Arquette

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  45. March 31, 2010 at 5:44 pm

    Anonymous says:

    yeah he’s alot hotter than the nasty bitches put on here. way to go girl!

    Reply to Anonymous
  46. March 31, 2010 at 6:17 pm

    B.i.a says:

    whoever posted this is just jealous. christian gets more guys than most girls and is much more gorgeous than most girls … so some people just need to stop being so jeaouls

    Reply to B.i.a
  47. March 31, 2010 at 8:22 pm

    loVVer boy says:

    I would love to have that in my bed

    Reply to loVVer boy
  48. March 31, 2010 at 11:09 pm

    Anonymous says:

    I think she’s hott, id tap that

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  49. April 1, 2010 at 7:57 am

    lololol says:

    Too bad Christian is the biggest liar known to “man”. He tells everyone he’s some “fashion model” and that he’s friends with all of these other trannys. When IRL they have NO idea who he is. Biggest fcking fake, ALIVE. P.S. it’s funny how when we graduated; he “toned” down the girl in him. Embarrassed? Yuh!

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  50. April 1, 2010 at 9:11 pm

    Anonymous says:

    I’ve known Christian since she moved here and ever since middle school she’s known! so the fact that she changed during high school shouldn’t shock anyone! chill out haters, YOU DONT FCKING KNOW HER OR ANYTHING ABOUT HER! shes tight, thats all and i love her. <3jc

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