THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Shelsee M*ntes this Texas puerto rican 7head midget pony used to work at hooters and she now thinks she is model, Nik why does every hooters horse think they are a model?
Actually, it is every girl who gets +2′s over 500cc’s that thinks they are an instant model because it takes the attention away from their ugly mugs. I decided.- nik




HIPSTER.... says:
Damn .. look at that smile ….. the forehead… and the fake hair …. your crazy if you dont think this chick is hot …
to HIPSTER....OU812 says:
Hot!? She’s got a lil nig*a in her.
to OU812Josh says:
Yeah u think so?
to JoshBrittany says:
Hot bod, bunk face.
to BrittanyCandyMan says:
She’s not ready for the Victoria’s Secret runway. But she’s hotter than 87.389214% of the US female population. Betting the OP tried and got shut down. And we all know about Nik’s dating ‘expertise’ (rolls eyes).
to CandyManzrollin... says:
Hot bod and even with that horsey face is better looking than Amanda.
to zrollin...Anonymous says:
Her mouth could be used as a bottle opener after she’s finished glossing greg!
to AnonymousD-Menace says:
TOD
to D-Menaceanonymous says:
Uh…”model?” Do any of these worthless skanks have a clue what that profession actually entails? You think it’s wearing skanky clothes and posing for a sleazy dude with a camera and you have “fame?”
NO!
to anonymousdaisy the pornstars sister? says:
looks like it!!!
to daisy the pornstars sister?LiL says:
how much do you wanna make a bet tht she has a lisp. with the shape of her jaw and lips i can just imagine it.
to LiLAnonymous says:
i use to see her all the time at grahms central station. she told me she liked me skirt before but she was prob just being a b*tch. she’s seriously a midget no lie…she is pretty though except for the fact she looks like mr. ed with them teeth! She looked way better w/o the tan and nasty muscles! YOU look like a man with all that sh*t but none of the less she is alright in my book..so far
to AnonymousMrs. Andi says:
Holy Sh*t.. is all I have to say..
to Mrs. AndiBAB says:
She looks like a Snapper and by the looks of her dirty hair I can imagine she smells like a Snapper too
to BABYo says:
She’s cute for a Mexican.
to YoProBikini says:
Actually, she just got her Pro Card and is an NPC Bikini Competitor so she is a model. It’s not just her boobs, she actually has a rockin body. I don’t think her face is that pretty but still admire her for her hard work and dedication to her fitness goals. It is sad that someone has to hate on her and post this just because they are probably jealous they don’t have her body and what it takes to be in the fitness industry. Lame.
to ProBikiniActually says:
1. shes from Austin 2. Her name is Shelsea 3. The does not have a nice body, she looks like she is on roids. 4. Shes in love with a noodle.
to ActuallyAnonymous says:
a. she’s from leander b. she does have a nice body she’s actually dropped muscle due to the fact she is now competing in bikini portion.. c. she does NOT have a boyfriend.. morons.. if you’re going to talk sh!t at least have your facts straight
to Anonymousv says:
well thank goodness I only have 400cc’s!
to vDwelle says:
Shelsea is actually an IFBB pro bikini competitor (the first one). I competed with her at the NPC West Texas last year and she is a consumate professional. There is no “thinking she is a model” she is highly sought after in the magazines (Flex, Muscle and Fitness, Oxygen, etc.). Caryn and I say hello. Keep going girl.
to DwelleAnonymous says:
One her hair is real and she is a Bikini Comp in the IFBB so on the bitchs hating on her need too get a life lets you if you can get off your fat ass and do what she does so stop hating and get a life cause she is enjoying hers.
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
One her hair is real and 2 too all those haters lets see you get off your fat ass and do what she does… she doesnt model and doesnt think she is a model. She competes in the IFBB as a Pro Bikini competitor and is enjoying life which is more than what your doin for trying too knock her down and she is the nicest girl you will meet.
to Anonymous